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The gang is back this week, and things get weird fast. Between ridiculous handicaps, questionable strategy, and absolute chaos, the crew dives headfirst into some of the strangest conversations yet. Can you guess everyone’s handicap before the episode ends?

From the decisions of powerful leaders — both real and fictional — to hidden assassination gadgets, conspiracy-level inventions, and Super Bowl commercials so controversial they got banned from TV, nothing is off limits. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and somehow still educational.

Tune in for wild debates, cursed hypotheticals, and the kind of conversations that probably shouldn’t happen this late at night.

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:00

And I don't remember Puppy Monkey Baby.

SPEAKER_03 0:02

What?

SPEAKER_04 0:03

You don't remember Puppy Monkey Baby? Sounds gross. It was gross. You don't remember Puppy Monkey Baby? You don't remember Puppy Monkey Baby? Puppy Monkey Baby. That was like the biggest Super Bowl ad that year, I think.

SPEAKER_00 0:13

Man, I might just chill tonight. Puppy monkey baby.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey baby. Puppy, monkey, baby. Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey baby.

unknown 0:35

Puppy monkey baby.

SPEAKER_06 0:37

Puppy monkey baby.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

What the frick, dude?

SPEAKER_05 0:44

I didn't like that.

SPEAKER_02 0:45

That was an ad. We made that. That was huge made. Why? That was a huge ad. That's like brain rot before brain rot. No, that is. That is.

SPEAKER_04 0:52

That's like.

SPEAKER_02 0:52

I should probably go.

SPEAKER_04 0:55

I'm John. I'm Alfonso. And I'm Darren. Welcome to the Scat Cast. We don't know either. Um, on this episode of the Scat Cast, we decided to do something a little bit different, and we kind of drew random handicaps for each of us. So we're kind of going to go through, we're not going to tell you what the handicaps are. Steve, you can figure out what they are, I guess. But uh, yeah, that's what we got going on this episode. Um, anyway, so I watched The Whale, and I like the whale because he's fat and he's large, and he was constantly gorging himself on pizza, and and he had this his friend come by, and she was basically his nurse at his house, and he was just obsessed with reading essays the entire time. Um, essays is in like papers, not sexual assaults. Um, and he's going through and he's like doing these Zoom calls, and he's like so grossly disgusting to look at that he doesn't turn the camera on on the Zoom calls and he makes a point to say it, and then at the very end, he's like, I'm gonna start being true to myself, and he turns the camera on, and they're all like, Okay, cool, thanks, dude. Um, and then uh he uh yeah, you know, he's he's doing all that stuff. He's the whale, um, like Moby Dix, the whale, and he's trying to mend his relationship with his daughter while trying to explain why he's so unhealthy and gross and disgusting. How old is his daughter? Um, like 17, 18. She's she's played by Max from Stranger Things, the redhead girl.

SPEAKER_03 2:21

This man just wanted pussy.

SPEAKER_04 2:23

Yeah, no, he he had uh blood. He left his wife for one of his students who was uh two women in his life and said, Oh, frick nah, that's gay. Probably. I mean, yeah. What do you mean? That's just it is it is gay. What do you think? Yeah, he is. The opening scene is him watching gay porn. So I mean, yeah, you're not wrong.

SPEAKER_11 2:45

Reminds me of the time I caught Alfonso watching gay porn.

SPEAKER_04 2:48

Oh, how'd that go? It went. Yeah, I can I can imagine. I mean, we we we know he watched gay porn with his like friend or whatever in camping at one time. That was not, you know, gay pornography. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, that was not gay pornography. That was just not oh, you were just acting gay while watching pornography. You were you were like joking next to someone, right? Joking is crazy.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

Um, it was just there's there's no good way of explaining that, honestly. I agree, it's probably not. It's not a good way to do it. It's probably fine. No, we weren't watching gay porn on the straight porn.

SPEAKER_11 3:31

Wait, y'all were watching porn on the camping trip?

SPEAKER_04 3:34

Yes. Don't don't look at me. Not me, him.

SPEAKER_11 3:37

Wait, what? When was that? Wait, when did you see that?

SPEAKER_04 3:42

No, he he told the story on the podcast like a long time ago. I don't even remember or not yet. Oh, you're talking about that Boy Scout thing.

SPEAKER_11 3:47

I thought it was talking about like the most recent camping trip.

SPEAKER_04 3:50

I was like, what the f yeah, no, no goon room.

SPEAKER_11 3:53

It is gay as hell, dude. You're on like five other men in the forest.

SPEAKER_04 3:56

I'm not gonna lie, I feel like someone probably did do that on the camping trip, but I don't know who.

SPEAKER_11 3:59

It definitely would have been Will, but you know.

SPEAKER_04 4:01

I was gonna say, I feel like someone content with dudes, right?

SPEAKER_11 4:04

It wasn't the hammock from the city. So I mean no one had to know. He probably did just like jerk it and then turn the hammock around. Pew.

SPEAKER_04 4:11

Yeah. Do you think gay porn or straight porn builds up your testosterone more?

SPEAKER_11 4:17

Or straight? I don't know. It depends on your own sexuality. Yeah, it'd be like whatever. I mean, if you're not into gay porn, it's not gonna like get your hormones going.

SPEAKER_04 4:26

I was just curious because I was wondering if there's anyone who's like straight, but like is like, dude, I gotta build up my testosterone.

SPEAKER_11 4:31

I mean, if it makes them like really angry, maybe I don't know. Angry? Yeah, like they just really don't fuck with gay people. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 4:37

But like why would that spike their testosterone, not their cortisol?

unknown 4:40

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 4:41

I don't know what the difference is. I don't know how to describe it. Is it just a male hormone? Makes you makes your uh testicles. Well, I know I know what testosterone is.

SPEAKER_04 4:52

I couldn't remember what cortisol was. Yeah, okay. That that does make sense. I don't think the whale had very much testosterone.

SPEAKER_02 4:59

No, he sounded very soy beta cuckholder-y. Yeah, he kind of did suck, but I mean he did a lot more than that.

SPEAKER_11 5:08

He kind of seems like a character you're supposed to pity.

SPEAKER_04 5:11

Yeah. I mean, you're just supposed to look at him and be like, don't be like him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 5:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:16

That's pity.

SPEAKER_03 5:17

No, that's disgust. I mean. Pity is like, oh wow, he has one leg and he's trying to be like, I can see it both ways. I can see why you're like, it's like I feel bad for that guy.

SPEAKER_11 5:28

His life fucking sucks. It's like it's pity. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 5:31

Yeah, yeah. I I really wanted Kiara to make the whale in Tomodachi life, but she didn't want to. She said, it would be too disgusting to look at. This is this is W from Kiara, because holy man. I don't know. I thought it would be funny. I didn't I've been watching a decent number of movies. I watched The Whale, I watched Goat. Actually, I really liked Goat. One of the animated ones? Yeah, I actually really liked that one. Yeah. I think he was like an executive producer in it or something. I don't think he was actually in it. I could be wrong, but I don't know. I really voiced that one.

SPEAKER_03 5:58

Steph Curry voiced the goat.

SPEAKER_04 6:00

No, he didn't.

SPEAKER_03 6:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 6:01

The guy who plays Lucas and Stranger Things voiced the goat. No, wait, wait. You can't. I watched the fucking movie. No, no. I mean, you're right. Like he did do it, but I mean, you know.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

What? I knew I was like, because that was the whole ad. I was like, oh, it's Steph Curry as the goat. He's the goat. I was like, oh, he's the guy. Yeah. Like Spike is. I was like, ah.

SPEAKER_08 6:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:22

You know, you're right. It probably was him. You're probably right.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

But who the frick is Lucas? For Stranger Things? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:30

The dude with the teeth. Oh, never mind. The buck teeth? I said no teeth. That was uh that's Dustin. Yeah. I did see him in pizza movie. You did mention pizza movie. I did. I finished that movie. I started it and stopped it because Chiara hated it, and then I kind of like snuck and watched it on my own time.

SPEAKER_11 6:46

So that was the one where they think the pizza or the universe would end.

SPEAKER_04 6:49

What? No, so they um basically they find these like experimental pills, right? Inside their ceiling tiles. And they take them. They're like, oh, we're gonna take these these little acid, basically acid-esque pills. Oh, yeah. It's like super acid. So it's like it takes them through these phases where it's like, oh you have to be polite to this person, or your head's gonna explode. You have to do this, you have to do this. Um and eventually it's like, oh, if you don't eat pizza by a certain point, pizza's the cure for it, then you're gonna get your greatest fear to come up and shove a chainsaw up your ass and kill you with it. And that was like violent. Yeah. Well, I liked the part where there was like they're talking about this phase where it's like um oh you become one and stuff like over the course of the movie. So what it ended up being was it's like they fuse together into like one guy, but the guy's name is Juan. It's like they fused into Juan, and then they were fighting as like a random Mexican dude fighting all these like people trying to kill them and stuff. That part was neat. I liked that part. The movie overall was like very though. I wasn't I wasn't hugely into it. Sounds about right. You know, I'm missing a lot on a B film. Yeah, I mean it's a Hulu original stoner movie, so I mean, you know. Yeah, yeah. We don't like stoners. Dude, I hate stoners. Stoners are like actually the worst. I can't imagine like being a stoner. So unsightly. That's what I'm saying. Like, they're absolutely disgusting. You have to take them and put them in camps from the rest of us. Yeah, what are we talking about? He's he's saying, and I agree with him, that stoners should be put in concentration camps and you know, eradicated. That's what he said. I mean, I'm just agreeing with him. You know.

SPEAKER_11 8:45

Reminds me of the time and Frank was in a concentration camp. I don't think she was, actually.

SPEAKER_03 8:50

She was?

SPEAKER_11 8:52

No, they said is that real? Is that genuine or is that the challenge?

SPEAKER_04 9:02

You're right, she was in a concentration cow. She was. I agree. I agree, she was in a concentration cow.

SPEAKER_03 9:11

Yeah, she was hiding in an attic, and then I think. See, because I knew about the attic thing. This one like farted or something, and I was like, huh?

SPEAKER_04 9:18

And then they found them all. Yeah, I think they farted in the attic, and that's just what happened.

SPEAKER_10 9:23

Rest in peace, my granny. She got hit by a bazooka.

SPEAKER_04 9:27

That reminds me of how my bowels are currently moving right now.

SPEAKER_02 9:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 9:33

Yeah. Okay, for like a real topic. Um, y'all see that like Johnny Somali got sentenced in Korea. What do you do? What do you do? Just fucking goes around. Is that one of those live stream uh Twitch people? That's right, sorry. Live our IRL live streams. Yeah, but he's kind of like an actual parasite where he just like goes around and harasses people, yeah, harasses people, does whatever the chat will tell him to do. He'll get arrested, deported, go back, you're go to another country, shit like that.

SPEAKER_04 10:00

Was he in North or South Korea?

SPEAKER_11 10:02

He was in South Korea.

SPEAKER_04 10:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 10:03

He would be dead if he was in North Korea, bro. Yeah. I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

Someone's chat says, hey, for$15, piss on the uh statue of the Supreme Leader, and he's just like, Yeah, it's kind of like some shit like that.

SPEAKER_04 10:15

Well, I don't know if you remember, they had like that time um that the Supreme Leader of North Korea like was like a really big fan of like these like a certain director, and he like kidnapped the director and had him go make movies for him.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

Japanese director, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:28

Yeah, so I was like, he could have done that with Johnny Somali, like he was just like a really big fan of him, so he's just kidding. He's like, I just want to live streams in North Korea. Yeah, he was like, I just want to see you live stream in person. Like, I just want to be here and sit here in a chair and watch you do that. Like a poor jester? Yeah. Oh, okay. That's what I'm saying. I was like, I wouldn't be surprised at that. Did he release the Japanese man afterwards? No.

SPEAKER_11 10:45

Oh I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 10:47

I think he died there.

SPEAKER_11 10:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:48

Oh he was just making movies for North Korea.

SPEAKER_11 10:50

He'd also kidnap like Japanese women and have them in the movies, as like actresses and stuff. What's wrong with the North Koreans?

SPEAKER_03 10:57

That's what I was gonna say. I was like, you got a whole audience.

SPEAKER_11 11:00

Oh, they're probably skinny and malnourished as fuck. They need like people meet on the bowling. Um, but they actually did return like half of the Japanese women they kidnapped eventually. But then Japan was like, where's the other half? And Korea, North Korea was like, oh, what do you mean other half? Oh what women really died over there. Suspiciously Japanese woman-shaped supreme leader. Yeah, I'm I like it's not even like Johnny Somali. I see like a bunch of these like TikToks and reels of people just going to foreign places and fucking with people, and it makes me really angry. Yeah, because I saw this one video yesterday of um this guy who was going, he was in South Korea. He's like just some white bald guy just walking around minding his own business. And then like all these like Korean women are walking up to him and calling him like LBH, LBH, ha ha ha, like laughing with their friends. And he was he looked up what LBH meant. I mean, it's a loser back home. Damn. And then he looked into it, and it's because like all of these white men, or you know, just Americans in general will go to Korea, think they can like talk to the women there. Yeah, they can't talk to women, so they get rejected. And like if I I think South Korean women are just kind of tired of it, like being treated like prostitutes. I mean, that makes sense. Like passport bros. Yeah, like passport bros, exactly. That's the phrase he used. Like, fuck these passport bros, they're ruining my vacation. He was like, Yeah, like look what I looked up what LBH means, and he was like, Yeah, fuck you, all you passport bros, making me look like this. I'm just trying, I'm like literally trying to go to this palace and being a fuck called a fucking shut in my face. I didn't even do anything. That's what he said, like verbatim. It was fucking hilarious. But like, did he look like a child? No. Oh, it was just a random bald dude. Yeah, it's just like some bald white guy. I don't know. They all kind of fall in like three camps, but imagine one of those. Like kind of Johnny Sin's ass looking white bald guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

Oh, so he's like an attractive guy.

SPEAKER_11 12:40

I think he's attractive, yeah. Okay, but like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:43

But like Korean women are just like, no, you you just want some nookie nookie. That's all you want.

SPEAKER_11 12:47

He's just minding his own fucking business and being laughed at.

SPEAKER_04 12:49

I see those people on Twitter all the time. They're like, all these fucking Western women are woke bitchesirable. Or woke bitches. We need to move and fucking take women from Korea and Japan and shit. Like, those are the real women.

SPEAKER_03 13:04

Why are we importing women from other states? I don't know. Backgrounds, you're just stranding them here. That's literally like some Jeffrey Epstein level of like, hey, you want to do that.

SPEAKER_11 13:12

No, there's literally two camps on the right. There's like people on the right who want like traditional like obeying women, so they look at like Eastern women, right?

SPEAKER_04 13:21

And then you also have the other they just see them as more submissive and yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_11 13:24

You have the other side of the right who's like, um, no, we should never race mix. That's fucking disgusting. It's like it's so polar opposite. It really is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:30

So one is like, I'd rather take a dis what's the word? Disagreeable white woman than an agreeable Asian woman. The other one's like, if it's yellow and mellow, I am that fellow.

SPEAKER_04 13:42

Yeah. It's funny when I see him do it with Latinas, too. Because like I'm Latinas.

SPEAKER_02 13:48

A bag of Latinas?

SPEAKER_04 13:50

Oh, yeah. Is like I see, I see people saying, like, oh, they're gonna be like submissive and traditional. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Besides like what they're known for.

SPEAKER_11 14:00

Um, I think second most like fetishized group of women is Latinas. Probably.

SPEAKER_04 14:05

Yeah, I mean that makes sense.

SPEAKER_11 14:08

Asians is probably most I don't it is it is the most fetishized, I'm pretty sure. Yellow fear. You're like the stereotype of like MAGA dads and their wise. By the way, I'm Asian, I can say this stuff.

SPEAKER_03 14:17

But no, also don't forget like the whole meme from uh Avatar with the command is this is the first time getting the Filipino girlfriend and he just chased like it's a very real pipeline for guys.

SPEAKER_04 14:29

Not real though.

SPEAKER_11 14:29

I fuck with the pipeline though, because like I don't know, I feel like Wassians are on a come up right now. Like Markiplier put us on the map. He did. Elisa Liu is like keeping the train going. Oh, she's Asian? Yeah, she's Asian. Everybody's like fucking with Wassians right now.

unknown 14:42

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_11 14:44

There's like there's a counter movement right now, too, though. Who's hating Way? No, people are literally hating on Wassians.

SPEAKER_04 14:49

It's the anti-Waysian movement, yes.

SPEAKER_11 14:50

I've seen it.

SPEAKER_03 14:51

What does that do? What does they frick me for?

SPEAKER_04 14:53

Like, what is your- I remember for years seeing people be like, Wagians are fucking disgusting, they're morose. I I've that shit was weird to me.

SPEAKER_11 15:00

I saw one post the other day where it was like, This is the kind of Wagian I don't fuck with. And it was just like all the Asian-looking kind of Wagens, and I was like, This is racist as fuck. You're just saying you don't like Asian people.

SPEAKER_03 15:11

His eyes are too closed.

SPEAKER_04 15:13

I'm not a fan. Not a fan.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

Two stars.

SPEAKER_04 15:16

Hey, bro, speak for yourself. Yeah, I agree. His eyes are too closed.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 15:22

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought.

SPEAKER_03 15:24

Yeah. That's what I thought. It's my fault. Hey, John, what are your opinions on Jeffrey Epstein? Do you think he was a great guy? Oh, I think he was swell.

SPEAKER_11 15:33

Jeffrey Epstein, I think he was awesome. You literally did not have to agree to anything he just said. He didn't make an opinion. He just said that.

SPEAKER_03 15:40

Do you think do you think people hate him or he's overly hated and that he's actually like really misunderstood if you gave it gave him a chance to know him? I think Jeffrey Epstein is a hero. Would you go to the island, in your opinion, if you think that he is a great guy?

SPEAKER_04 15:59

Yeah. I mean, I've I've been to lots of islands across my days. And I mean, I would I would like to add more islands to the list. Okay. You know, kind of balling, kind of ballin'. Yeah. I mean, you know, I've I've always been a big fan of islands. Um, in particular, you know, Hawaii and stuff. That's a good island. It's a good island. It was multiple islands, actually. I don't know if you I don't know if you know that or not. Like, Hawaii is a combination of like seven or eight different islands.

SPEAKER_03 16:26

Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 16:27

All in one place. And it is cool because I mean, you're right. It is like, in a way, it's kind of like a single island, but like it's also like multiple different islands that have like their own culture by each other.

SPEAKER_11 16:40

It kind of reminds me of the time my great grandfather went island hopping in World War II. For which side? What was he doing? Uh, I mean, definitely not the the other side, like the American American one.

SPEAKER_09 16:50

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_11 16:51

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

We're talking about a lot of wages and stuff in my mind. It was just a little, it's a little zapped. See, like, I think I think it's built into our DNA to want to island hop, you know. I think I think it's a big part of it. I think it's all Mr. Epstein was really trying to get at.

SPEAKER_03 17:13

He was just trying to enlighten us and put us on the right path.

SPEAKER_04 17:18

Yes. Yes. He was, I agree. He was trying to put us on the right path.

SPEAKER_03 17:23

Yeah, but I don't think P. Diddy did the same. He wasn't like he just didn't have an island. I feel like that was just his downfall. He just didn't have an island. He had a see if P.

SPEAKER_04 17:31

Diddy had an island, I feel like it would be all water on the bridge, literally. If P. Diddy had an island, um we would be worshiping his baby oil nonstop to this day. Yeah, right now we just have Goyams and Baal, but if we would have had Yeah, whatever you just said.

SPEAKER_03 17:49

I mean, I I don't know what she said, but I think Goyam is a funny uh slur that Jews use for non-Jews. And then uh Baal is technically one of the gods that different sects of Judaism uh what's before Jesus? What's the what's the testament? It's like is it the Old Testament? The Old Testament? Old Testament. I couldn't and then the new. So basically that's a good way to remember it. Fair. Some Old Testament Jews before Jesus came, they were worshiping Baal instead of uh God or Yahweh. Oh, you're talking like one of the pagan gods? Yeah, that's just what they did, and it's still like in Judaism.

SPEAKER_11 18:24

But Ball is like a Mesopotamian god.

SPEAKER_03 18:26

Yeah, they didn't. Yeah. Old Testament Jews were worshiping Baal. That's the like Jesus was like, Why are you guys doing that? Cut it out, and they're like, frick you, dude. We're gonna eat this child. Goyum. But uh, anyways, that's those are two true things you can look up. You can fact check me, those are both true. So I agree.

SPEAKER_04 18:44

I think I followed that's probably right.

SPEAKER_03 18:47

Why would they call Jesus that? He was a Jew. I mean, oh, I'm just I'm being mean, but you know, it's it's technically he's non-Jewish. If you're non-Jewish, you could call it a Goyum, which is such a funny little little word, goyum. Little goy. I agree, I think it's a funny word. What's not funny? Racism. I agree. Racism is not funny. Racism is bad.

SPEAKER_11 19:11

Opinions on the McDonald's and Taco Bell um memberships. No, you're lying.

SPEAKER_04 19:18

You're lying. What kind of memberships? Like, what is it?

SPEAKER_11 19:21

It's like they're like concepts. I don't they're not like uh if I eat like 15 burgers. No, no, no. It's like you can pay like 50 bucks a month. I know Taco Bell had a battle pass. Oh. No, like 50 bucks a month, you can get whatever you want off of like the dollar menu or something.

SPEAKER_03 19:34

For like every day, like what's the recharge right?

SPEAKER_11 19:37

No, like 50 bucks a month, get anything you want. Oh, they're trying to kill you.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:41

Oh, they're trying to kill you, kill you. That's I was actually watching this uh late stage capitalism.

SPEAKER_11 19:45

This reminds me of the time I was watching. This reminds me of the time I was watching a documentary. Not every it was like a YouTube video, it was like a 40-minute YouTube video about um the snack industry and how they're actually like seeing a lot of losses right now because of just like the recent prices? No, just like health. Like I I guess maybe grocery prices have something to do with it, but also just like people are more healthy now. Like they're eating more healthy, technically.

SPEAKER_03 20:08

Health conscious.

SPEAKER_11 20:09

More people are more healthy, yeah. People are more health conscious now. People are on Ozempic now, so they're snack eating more. Eating lateral, yeah. People are making like Gen Z is making better health choices diet-wise and everything too. Um so yeah, now they're trying to put protein on everything, you know, on all these like trash garbage snacks to like try and bring these to the health people, right? Or they're opening up just like separate product lines that are supposed to be health conscious, but literally it's the same thing, just with a little different brand health label on it. Yeah, yeah. Um But yeah, I guess this is like one way that fast food companies can make their own.

SPEAKER_03 20:43

That is so dystopian.

SPEAKER_11 20:44

Yeah, it feels awful.

SPEAKER_03 20:45

It's it's it's like, yeah, we're going to kill you, but you can pay us$50 a month for a while. Yeah, whatever you want.

SPEAKER_11 20:51

Just eat to your heart's content.

SPEAKER_03 20:53

Eat cake and be happy. Close your eyes, eat cake and be happy. That's really gross. It is, it is, it is. It is, it is. No, it's not. It's actually really cool and smart and health conscious. Don't you agree, Don?

SPEAKER_04 21:09

Yeah, I mean, it's the healthiest shit I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, wouldn't you just love to eat a chalupa every day?

SPEAKER_11 21:15

No, it is healthy because think about it. You could take all the money you're saving on groceries and put it into a gym membership.

SPEAKER_04 21:19

Exactly. And burn off those calories. I mean, RFK wouldn't mandate that they make these subscriptions if it was bad. He wouldn't. Oh, you're right. He didn't mandate it by that.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

That's actually really scary. So McDonald's and you said Taco Bell?

SPEAKER_11 21:36

Taco Bell. They're like concepts that were pitched, but it's not like official.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

Well, I've also seen the McDonald's CEO do that thing with Squidward where he like Yeah, he doesn't even eat his own. He calls it product.

unknown 21:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:49

Calls it product. I'm not eating them, bro. I can't do that.

SPEAKER_11 21:53

I was like arguing with a friend the other. This reminds me of the time I was arguing with a friend the other day about how like mid McDonald's is. It is. It is mid. And I was like, I was like, yeah, but the McChicken and the Nuggets. He was like, and I was like, I mean, yeah, their beef isn't good. I don't eat any other burgers. The fries are okay. Milkshakes.

SPEAKER_03 22:12

I low key think a frosty is better than a McDonald's milkshake, but you might it is.

SPEAKER_04 22:17

I agree.

SPEAKER_03 22:17

Yeah. I'd rather just all I'd rather go to Cookout for like anything. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cookout's probably like the best out of like the fast food. Cookout milkshakes, dude? Holy shit.

SPEAKER_04 22:28

Cookout does have really good milkshakes. I still think Arby's has my favorite milkshake.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

What milkshake do you get from Arby's? I don't even know. I didn't even know they had milkshake. I know they have like those croissant turnovers.

SPEAKER_04 22:39

I used to only go to Arby's specifically for milkshakes because they have my favorite milkshake out of any of the fast food places. Is it the mint one? No, I like their Jamoka shake. But I mean just in general, their like milkshakes are better. Like if you get like a vanilla milkshake from like Arby's or something.

SPEAKER_11 22:53

No, I don't ironically like in an Arby's stand, I really fucking love Arby's. Like I think Arby's is like really good. What do you think, John?

SPEAKER_04 22:59

I think Arby's is the best. Dude, Arby's is fucking awesome, man. Oh, it's chocolate and coffee. Oh, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_11 23:08

Oh, that sounds that's like a mocha. Just Jamocha. Yeah. Oh, what's the jam? It's just mocha. It's just chocolate and coffee. What was the other part?

SPEAKER_03 23:18

It's famously made by mixing vanilla soft serve with chocolate syrup and coffee flavoring and creating a thick, sweet, and creamy mocha flavor. They just wanted to do a new branding thing, Jamoko.

SPEAKER_04 23:30

It is very good. Like I said, I I've had their vanilla and strawberry and stuff too. Those are also good. I just prefer that one because it's the only one that they don't have at other places when I do over there. Are you a fan of coffee? Do you drink coffee? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:41

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 23:42

I actually really like coffee. I do not like coffee. I just don't like coffee. Yeah, I hate coffee.

SPEAKER_11 23:55

I've been drinking too much coffee recently. It's like so easy to access. It's too easy to access in the hospital.

SPEAKER_03 24:01

I mean, but you guys need it though, I feel like. That's like the one job where it's like you need to be wired 24-7. Do you drink it black?

SPEAKER_11 24:08

Mm-hmm. I used to I yeah, but I used to like I used to mix it with like creamer and sugar, but I was drinking it so often I was like, I might as well just drink it black just to negate all the shit I'm putting in there, you know? That makes sense. But yeah, I'm trying to limit it now.

SPEAKER_04 24:21

That's how I used to do it.

SPEAKER_11 24:23

I was drinking like two to three cups in the ER. No, I'm in that I'm an IC, I just need like one in the morning. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 24:29

Yeah, I think I've gotten to a point where like I pretty much need like coffee or an energy drink like every morning. Just just to get through the day. Yeah. Just to like help me like.

SPEAKER_11 24:37

Even if I'm doing school work, I need like something to just sip on. No, that's fast. Like make me think I'm getting energy.

SPEAKER_04 24:43

Yeah. Even like I don't know. I I drink water a lot of the time, but it doesn't do the same thing, tricking my brain into like actually thinking I'm getting energy.

SPEAKER_12 24:53

I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 24:57

The fuck are you doing? I'm a little confused as well. Mixing my tea. I didn't want it to pick up on the microphone so I put it under the table. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 25:04

Why did you look so suspicious? I thought you were like yours were looking at me. I thought you were like adding adding some creamer to it or something. I was like, okay, go off, I guess. That's crazy. Did you fit it? Did you and uh Hannah finish Invincible yet? Yes.

SPEAKER_04 25:18

What'd you think?

SPEAKER_11 25:18

Um you didn't like it? Um I felt like it kind of ended on a fart. I don't know. Really? Yeah. I like there wasn't really anything in that last episode.

SPEAKER_03 25:27

I really liked the I like the fact that it sucked. I just I don't know. I like Thrags' whole thing which was like, hey, look, we can destroy your planet, or you can let us rebuild.

SPEAKER_11 25:38

Yeah, that was awesome. But I read the comic, so I knew that. I was like, really? This is the thing they're gonna leave it off on? Like no big bang?

SPEAKER_03 25:45

Because like it's a calm before the storm. In my eyes, it felt like the same thing with Angst. It's a calm after the storm. No, because now Mark is sitting on a time a Viltramite time bomb because they will reproduce, they will repopulate, and like Mark's going to live to see like at least 30,000 Viltramites be born.

SPEAKER_11 26:02

You know what I mean? I've read the comics, I'm not gonna say anything.

SPEAKER_03 26:05

But like that's like the right now, like in universe, that is like what he just agreed to.

SPEAKER_11 26:10

Yes, in his mind.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

While he when he's 70 years old, but he's still like 25, Thrag has his new kingdom, and it's going to be Earth Part 2. And then like the fact Thrag ever said, he's like, yeah, we're just gonna go right back to like killing each other. So like just take the take the take the W before you get handed an L.

SPEAKER_11 26:28

Well, no, he was like, You saved your planet, Mark. Remember that.

SPEAKER_03 26:31

Yeah, but they're they're still do like this is not over. Like, it's more of like, look, do you want a home? Because I don't have one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 26:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 26:39

That's all he's saying. It was kind of a shit plan, though. Just like I I still don't see the point in blowing up a planet that was basically desolated.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

Because Thaedis is probably like what it represents. Besides Argol, Thaetus is the oldest Viltramite we have.

SPEAKER_11 26:53

But you probably should have killed the remaining like 40 Voltramites first and then blew up the planet.

SPEAKER_03 26:57

Okay. I guess what in Thaidus' head, it's like this. Okay, you lost the skull, you lost 50 billion of your yourselves.

SPEAKER_11 27:06

Why didn't they just destroy the skull then?

SPEAKER_03 27:07

Or did the whole skull was already destroyed with the planet?

SPEAKER_11 27:10

But why did they have to take the fucking planet? Just destroy the skull or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 27:13

Because Thaetus said it was a tomb. He just broke a tomb, so he was like, you need to let go. He was basically trying to force him to reason with himself and let go. He wouldn't let go as long as he had the skull and the planet. He lost both and only made it, but he doubled down.

SPEAKER_10 27:25

Yeah, it made it worse.

SPEAKER_03 27:26

But the thing is, I didn't see the point. It's a fundamental difference between Thetis and Thrag. Because if you see in that like the the prequel part, when Thrag was still like, when Thrag still had sympathy before uh Thetis, you know. I don't think that guy ever had sympathy. He had sympathy.

SPEAKER_11 27:41

No, he was fucking dick writing Megatron's ass and was like, But he also didn't kill Hatron.

SPEAKER_03 27:45

He did want to kill Thaidus. He was like, I don't think we should kill him because we fought in the war together, and I think he's a good man. I think he's just a little misguided. Because Megatron was like, yeah, just kill Optimus, bro. Like, if you think he is weak and not really about this life, just sneak him. And Thrag was like, no, I might have mistaken. And just, you know, whatever. That's sympathy. That's him showing empathy and him showing kindness. The same thing Thais was trying to preach. Now, if Thaedis didn't, you know, just straight up slime out Argyle, maybe Thaedis would have been a little more sympathetic to the whole, you know, maybe let's not be space Nazis. But because he showed weakness and got his boss killed, he had to kill everyone. Because he's like, I look, my weakness caused the death row leader. Anyone who has to do that. Before let's call half the population of our own planet. Yes, because if you're not strong enough to survive, if you're not a cold-blooded killer, you can't stand at this table, little bro. And then when Thaedis realized that, okay, the virus didn't stop them. They killed each other. Maybe if I get rid of the last thing he's holding on to, which is his home, which is a tomb, he'll be like, you know what? I've lost everything. This is not worth it. Let's let's try to.

SPEAKER_11 28:56

So the plan was to make him like want to kill himself.

SPEAKER_03 28:58

Basically break his morale, but he just kind of reinvigorated his morale.

SPEAKER_11 29:03

It break his morale, but it made him like a much worse person, I think.

SPEAKER_03 29:05

But he doubled down on the fact now that he has nothing, he's trying to rebuild everything in a new image. So basically, he was trying to like make it to where he's like, okay, you have nothing. Let's work together to build something. Now he's like, no, I have nothing. I will remake everything in blood. And that's, you know, of course, in hindsight, maybe he should have seen that coming. But you know, he's old. He's probably one of the more sympathetic Viltimics, besides, like, let's say Mark. Because even then, think about it. It took Nolan 20 years to break. I don't I don't know about that. It took him 20 years.

SPEAKER_11 29:37

No, no, no. I think I think Thaedis wanted to fucking kill them after they killed Thrake.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

He said surrender. He wasn't trying to kill. He was like surrender. Just, you know, put your put your put your hands behind your back. Don't do a little choppy chop. You know? He was just like.

SPEAKER_11 29:50

No, because like message he left for um Alan, he was like, Yeah, the universe is never gonna be safe because he dies.

SPEAKER_03 29:56

No, basically he said, if I'm dead, that means that like Thrag was really about that action. You need to take him out. If he wasn't dead, he would have obviously it's because Thetis can't see 30 years into the future or whatever, millions into the future. He's like, if I'm gone and I'm like the second, third strongest Viltrumite technically, because he was washing everyone else, what hope do you have?

SPEAKER_11 30:15

I don't know. I'm not gonna like dick ride Thetis anytime soon after that. I'm like, that's kind of kind of sold.

SPEAKER_03 30:21

I'm just saying I I get that he was very short-sighted, but I mean, it's it's Thetis. He killed uh uh an emperor and caused all of this. Because think about it, if you would have just let them be and just slowly kept being like, hey, be sympathetic, be sympathetic. Argo dies, and then like think about it this way. I don't think that would have changed anything. I think it would have been better, personally. Because if Thrag wasn't even that like extreme at that point in time, you could just No, I think they would have just like killed Thaetus because he wouldn't shut up about peace or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 30:50

Just annoying them all the time, yeah. Honestly. Like a little nerd, like, hey guy, guys. I don't think we should kill people or take it. It's like, yeah, if this guy's the weak link, just fucking kill him.

SPEAKER_03 30:59

Like, maybe. But then Thrag didn't want to do it. And then Argo's like, well, if you think you should, you should. I mean, yeah, I'll slap him out. But I will say that was like the episode right before that, when he like makes a vortex with his hand, yeah, that was hyper.

SPEAKER_11 31:17

That seemed more like a finale to the it even leaves on a cliffhanger. It's like, oh my god, they're going to Earth.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

Yeah, an impact frame of the devil. No, literally, it's like he was putting belt to Keister, he was about them hands, bro. And then honestly, I still I still think it's really funny. Like, okay, do you think when Thrag said, hey, uh, you can still come back to us, you think there was like come back and die as a Viltrumite, or like come back and then just betray your friends? I'm kind of 50-50 on what he meant by that. Maybe what's he said again? When Thrag was talking to Nolan, he was like, Hey, you can still, you know, come back to this. We can still like because he was like, because even Nolan was like, This is a tomb. We have the Viltram is gone. But he's like, no, come back to us. You can still be one of us. We'll take you back and forgive you. Do you think it meant like, you know, like like ritualistic forgiveness, like he can die of Viltramite, or more like they'll let him back into like the 30, so instead of 37, they have 38.

SPEAKER_11 32:08

Probably the latter, the first one to kill him, like an honorable killing.

SPEAKER_04 32:12

Yeah, I mean, I I don't think I I think he's saying that to him so that he wants to come back. Like so turn coat again.

SPEAKER_11 32:20

Yeah. Yeah, but after the whole thing. Well, I think he's just gonna kill him anyways. Yeah, after the whole thing blows over, you just kill him. But yeah, you probably use him in the moment. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 32:26

Maybe, maybe. I think they would just like do that to get him to stop trying to fight them, and then what he's not expecting to just kill him.

SPEAKER_11 32:31

I still am like, if I were to just like see this for the first time, you know, I I'd be like, what the fuck is Thrax vision, you know?

SPEAKER_03 32:39

Oh, when he's talking to no one, like, hey, come back. But just like in general.

SPEAKER_04 32:43

With the the people growing on like the planet and stuff? On Earth?

SPEAKER_11 32:46

Or what do you mean what's his plan? Just like what was his plan from the get-go, and then what's his plan now? Like, I don't know how to explain it.

SPEAKER_04 32:52

Post war. It is harder to like see what his plan is.

SPEAKER_11 32:55

I don't see what his I don't see what his plan was before the planet blew up. To kill them.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

That was kind of his only plan. Cool plan. I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 33:03

Like, I no, I mean like I mean like that. He doesn't seem very like smart plan. Yeah, I meant like grand scheme, like empire-wise. Well, that's the thing he's not.

SPEAKER_03 33:10

He's uh I think that's the point of his character, is that look at his position. His position.

SPEAKER_11 33:14

He doesn't even call himself the emperor in region, I know.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

He's basically the secretary. He is the secretary of state that is now the head of state. He was never bred, he was never meant to be in charge. He was meant to protect who's ever in charge. That's why he's the strongest one because he was literally, he is the bodyguard. He's secret service. You just put secret service in charge. All he knows how to do is just beat things. But he's not like illogical when he beats things. Like he's like, yeah, because Secret Service is tactical, I would argue. I mean, the most recent one has been tactical, but they're supposed to be tactical and protect the leader. So like he has some planning, but like he was he was never meant to run an empire. Secret service is like look, the first thing the first thing he did as emperor was kill half the population. Like, that's not that's not, you know what I mean? That's not like what you would do as a leader per se. Yeah, it kind of sucks. You're just killing your own people. Having like babies, jump babies. Yeah. Like that, like it wasn't really a thought out plan.

SPEAKER_11 34:03

He's also Why even make the ch children kill each other, just indoctrinate them.

SPEAKER_03 34:06

I don't know. He slimed out that black guy for no reason. It's like he was like, Will you betray me? He's like, No, I'm gonna betray you. I don't believe you. Didn't even fight back, just I don't believe you.

SPEAKER_09 34:20

No, I didn't believe you. But like it was so that was so silly.

SPEAKER_03 34:28

Like, first casual of the Vilchamite purge was a black guy who just did nothing wrong. But hey Thrag, let's go get them together. What'd you say?

SPEAKER_11 34:38

What was that? Speaking of like Together. Speaking of like Secret Service, though, you see like those clips of them with walking with like their hands in their pockets?

unknown 34:46

No.

SPEAKER_04 34:47

When why?

SPEAKER_11 34:48

They always have like one hand in their pocket. For their gun, I'm guessing? Yeah, it's a fake arm, right? In the pocket, and then underneath they have like guns.

SPEAKER_03 34:54

Oh, train.

SPEAKER_11 34:55

No, it's that's not a holster, right? So their arm is actually on a holster, but they have the other arm that looks like it's in a sleeve. It's a fake arm.

SPEAKER_03 35:01

So if something were to happen, they could just So it makes you psychologically lower your guard.

SPEAKER_11 35:05

Or if you ever see them carrying a briefcase, there's probably nothing in there. It's a SMG in the briefcase. Like an Uzi just ready to go? Yes, like it has a little hole in the briefcase and they just have it. And you can do there's a trigger on the handle. You can just Oh no! It's really fucking cool. Let me try and find out.

SPEAKER_03 35:20

Okay, so why weren't those guys at that uh okay?

SPEAKER_11 35:24

Those guys sucked ass. You see the three security gun.

SPEAKER_03 35:27

Yes, he just ran past everybody.

SPEAKER_06 35:29

Oh, ran past everybody.

SPEAKER_03 35:30

What are you talking about? The the the the light-skinned black guy who blitz rushed the correspondence then to try and kill Trump.

SPEAKER_07 35:35

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:36

But I watched the camera. Like one of the dudes fell back on his chair.

SPEAKER_11 35:40

Yeah, everybody was just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what was it? Yeah, we were just expecting anybody to get the thing.

SPEAKER_03 35:45

And the thing is, the thing is, he hasn't fired a single one of them since the butlers. He didn't fire the butler guys, he didn't fire the Charlie Kirk guys, he didn't fire, he didn't fire nobody. Butler guys? Butler puts a venue up in 2024 in July. Yeah, he didn't fire those guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't fire these guys either. I feel like I feel like there's little buddies. I don't know. If my if my security guards have let four dudes just rush me, like I don't know, you might be I might be pulling your card.

SPEAKER_04 36:20

Might be pulling your card. I mean, probably, yeah. But like maybe maybe there's something we don't know behind the scenes. Yeah, like someone's paying them off to be like, yeah, just let it happen, bro. I was gonna say, like, maybe they're make-a-wish like Secret Service or something. I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 36:34

Got a little baby pistol. You played Call of Duty Black Ops, like the first one?

SPEAKER_03 36:38

Yeah, I played all of them except for like the newest ones, like four and five. I have nothing.

SPEAKER_11 36:42

Remember the MP5K?

SPEAKER_03 36:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 36:44

Yeah, so that actually goes into a briefcase, like this. And you say how it's like hooked up. Oh yeah, like you have this little apparatus on the trigger, and then if you go look at the handle, look at that.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

Dude, that was so cool. And like motherfuckers, it's fucking weird. Motherfuckers would do like that with scavenger and the silencer and just run my lobbies.

SPEAKER_11 37:05

I never played Black Ops, but I played like Modern Warfare. I fucking love the UMP and MP5.

SPEAKER_03 37:11

Yeah, MP5 is in Modern Warfare. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So funny, so I'm gonna just sit there and invent that. This gun shoots a lot of bullets really fast. You die.

SPEAKER_04 37:24

Oh, the suit briefcase. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:28

I mean, yeah.

unknown 37:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:29

I mean, I mean, like the the Venezuelans were talking about, we have like a headache gun. We just give them headaches. Give them migraines. Yeah, the migraine machine.

SPEAKER_04 37:40

I mean, we control the weather.

SPEAKER_03 37:42

Yeah, we control the weather. We can we have a migraine machine. We are killing scientists who have been working on anti-gravity and other space-related things.

SPEAKER_04 37:50

So I always see headlines talking about this 17-year-old kid created a car powered entirely by water. Blah, blah, blah, blah. All this other shit. He's gonna be next to it's all the same way. I don't think he's making it.

SPEAKER_11 38:04

I mean, that's just essentially a hydrogen car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:07

That's what it's like. Yeah, except it's like super, I forget, like it's because the roots are not used, it's because they're super inefficient or something like that. Like the amount of water to energy you need is just like not I think you need to have like a mini nuclear reactor.

SPEAKER_04 38:19

Yeah, basically, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 38:22

Hydrogen car.

SPEAKER_04 38:23

Yeah, no, exactly. It's what it is. It's literally just like a fusion car.

SPEAKER_03 38:27

Oh, that'd be kind of cool. I mean, besides all the scientists you're killing, you think we're gonna get anything cool, like new in the next five years, besides AI overlords telling us what to do and taking our social credit score and telling us you have to sleep in a box now?

SPEAKER_04 38:42

Hopefully, a moon colony.

SPEAKER_02 38:44

Hopefully. I think we can do moon colony in five years. That's the goal. That's the plan, but like that's like the actual stated plan.

SPEAKER_11 38:52

Yeah, like that's that's the whole point of the Artemis mission. I didn't know that. The whole point of the Artemis Artemis mission is to establish a permanent moon base. I didn't know that. Um yeah, it started in 2018 when um I think Chinese rovers found evidence of frozen water on the moon's south southern pole. And then everybody was like, holy shit, there's water on the moon. That'd be that's that's awesome. We should go get it. Um, China was like, Yeah, we kind of want to like build a base close to it so we can just get the water. And then the US was like, nah, sorry guys, you're not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_04 39:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 39:18

Um, and then Trump authorized the Artemis mission, and then we had Artemis II, you know, last month. Um then Artemis III is when they'll land on the moon, I think. Oh no, no, Artemis III is another trip around the moon. Artemis IV is when they're actually gonna land on the moon.

SPEAKER_03 39:32

Okay, they're gonna live stream that for all the flat earthers, but they gotta you have to do all the stops to be. They've been live streaming all of it.

SPEAKER_11 39:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:38

Every single day. Yeah, Artemis II was on Netflix.

SPEAKER_11 39:41

Oh, I didn't know that. On YouTube. Every single day they were streaming. Oh, dope.

SPEAKER_04 39:45

Yeah, they're um they said that that's part of their plan is they want to live stream like every mission that they do to the moon from here on out. For scientific reasons, also just for like, you know, discussion. Just transparency. Yeah. Transparency, and I think it was also um like just for public like faith and trust in the that we didn't fake the first one. Well, not even that, just like like wanting to feel patriotic about space and stuff again. Oh like, oh, this project is important, this is cool, this is what I was going on. Look, we're doing this for you guys. Yeah, like that type of thing. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 40:14

Um, sorry, keep on.

SPEAKER_04 40:17

No, no, no. I was gonna say, I I think they're trying to like um I feel they're they said like they're gonna start like ramping it up like faster and faster over time. I think they said they're gonna start trying to go like every six months or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

That's a lot of fuel, bro. Yep. I don't think we have that fuel right now.

SPEAKER_11 40:36

Well, you can also we can also reuse rockets now. Using SpaceX rockets that will land back. We still need the fuel. Still need the fuel, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:45

But um I don't know how you make rocket fuel. It's really hard. Hold on, let me pull it up. Because I actually looked into that a while ago. Because like I because I know because I was talking about jet fuel prices, like places in UK and Japan now have like extra$300 like charges just to get on a plane.

SPEAKER_11 40:59

So um for the lunar colony though, did you know that Rolls-Royce is making NASA a nuclear reactor for the moon and Mars? Oh, yeah, yeah, because apparently Rolls-Royce um making cars is actually like their side project. Their main project is making like submarines and engines for the US military, the UK military.

SPEAKER_04 41:16

Yeah. Um, yeah. I was just thinking about this. How big of a catapult would you need to be able to launch something from the ground to space?

SPEAKER_03 41:29

Like, say that one more time.

SPEAKER_04 41:31

How big of a catapult or like some kind of launching system that you would need, like without fuel, to launch something from Earth to space?

SPEAKER_03 41:40

You need a sky slingshot.

SPEAKER_11 41:42

Why are you asking us like we're scientists?

SPEAKER_03 41:44

I would say, you know, those uh those slingshot thingies, like the ones that you like they drop you down, you need one of those, but it would have to be at least the size of the burge Khalifa. And then the actual tent, like the rubber band that you'd have to use would have to be like stretched for miles. And then whoever you put inside would have to be put, like they would die. Like, I'm just gonna tell you right now, who whatever life form is in that little like catapult, like hammock thing, they're dead, but like if you put them in like a case or something, they'll make it a space, but there's no way of like they're dead.

SPEAKER_04 42:13

Like because I'm wondering, because like the majority of the fuel is used like in the atmosphere. Like, I'm wondering if it would be possible to do that and kind of just like save on the fuel that way, you know what I mean? Like a giant catapult? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:28

I mean, like hungry birds. Okay, rocket fuel is made out of uh hydrogen, liquid hydrogen, kerosene, liquid methane, and liquid oxygen.

SPEAKER_11 42:37

For um the Mars mission, they're actually planning to use the lunar colony to launch them to Mars.

SPEAKER_04 42:42

Yeah, like a refuel base or something, right?

SPEAKER_11 42:43

Well, not even refuel, just to launch from there because it'll be, you know, for the for the size ship they need, it'll be a lot more fuel efficient to just launch it. Like build it on the moon, build it on the moon.

SPEAKER_03 42:52

So low gravity, less takeoff. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 42:55

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No atmosphere or anything.

SPEAKER_03 42:57

That makes sense. That's gonna take years, though, to build a second rocket to get it.

SPEAKER_11 43:00

But yeah, basically they'll build it on the moon and then launch it from the moon.

SPEAKER_03 43:03

Interesting.

SPEAKER_11 43:05

How much how far is the moon from Mars? Do you know how much do you know how much fuel it takes to get to Mars versus the Moon? A lot. Like the difference in the it's actually the same, like roughly the same. A little more. Oh, I mean, is it like momentum-based? Yeah, most of the fuel is just getting off of Earth. And then once you're in space, like I mean, you already have the forward trajectory. Exactly, yeah. Nothing's gonna cancel. There's no air resistance. Yeah, there's no resistance, you don't have to keep there's no gravity, so you just keep you just keep going.

SPEAKER_04 43:30

I know most of it's time because like we can get to the moon in like a couple days, but to get to Mars, it takes like a couple months.

SPEAKER_11 43:37

And you also have to wait for like a perfect window and everything.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

Mars is 35 million miles from the moon. Well, it depends on the time of year. Well, how far is the moon from the year? It's never closer than 35 million miles. That's the closest point. How far is the moon from Earth?

SPEAKER_11 43:52

Uh the moon's actually like way farther than the earth. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 43:55

Yeah. It's not 35 million miles, obviously, but.

SPEAKER_03 44:02

2,000,000 three two hundred thousand thirty-eight nine hundred miles. That is a very big difference. So it's not it's no million though.

SPEAKER_04 44:13

That's why like that that's a really big difference. Like going from the moon to Mars. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 44:17

The Soviets were planning a Mars mission after the US got to the moon, but they couldn't figure out how the time thing would work because you'd have to have people just living with each other in such a small enclosed space for years. To get there. Yeah. And they did like I I kind of mentioned this in the Project Hilary review, but like they couldn't make it like six months without wanting to kill each other. Fair enough. I get it. And those studies, too, those weren't even done with like normal civilians. Those were done with the scientists. Like people trained for that kind of thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:47

There's funny enough, there was another like Russia's story during the Soviet Union about uh these two guys stuck on an Arctic like research base. And one guy was read like they did like a book club thing where they would give each other books to like read and like he would pass it on to the other guy. And this one guy was reading Fight Club, finished it, and went like was loving the book, and he handed it to the other guy. And the other guy was like reading it, really invested. And then one day they're having a conversation before the second guy finishes reading Fight Club, and the first guy just spoils like the most important part of Fight Club to the guy, and the other guy murders him. I get it.

SPEAKER_11 45:20

That's valid. That was a really good twist.

SPEAKER_04 45:21

Yeah, no, that's very fair. I get it. Yeah. Have you seen Fight Club? I have read it um things online.

SPEAKER_03 45:30

I know I know the whole movie. I haven't seen it, but I know the whole movie. I know the twist and all that stuff.

SPEAKER_11 45:35

Yeah, I read a description online.

SPEAKER_09 45:36

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:37

It's not my kind of movie.

SPEAKER_11 45:39

I don't know. I don't know if I should watch it. I already know what happens.

unknown 45:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:46

No, that was just very funny to me. I was like, yeah, these Russians just be getting down, bro. They they were to crash out. Probably would have happened here too. Yeah, they're just ready to crash out over the smallest things. Over here, I feel like it'd be a little more like, okay, do you think that Sydney Sweeney or who's another white woman? Or uh what's the singer one? Sydney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter. Which one's uh cuter? I feel like that would be like two redneck. They look the same. They they all kind of look the same. No. They kind of all look the same. Yes, they all look the same. Yeah. Yeah. They all look the same. Dude, they look the same. They look exactly the same. I can like there's like four of them. I just like I like see their faces interchangeably.

SPEAKER_11 46:29

I need to see them. They both wear like really different kinds of makeup, though.

SPEAKER_03 46:34

It's just yeah, it's just like the aesthetic, but like structurally, it's if you put them both in a white t-shirt and some blue jeans. Oh, they they could be sisters.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:45

They could definitely be sisters. Yeah. I need my Christian white woman.

SPEAKER_04 46:53

Sabrina Carpenter is very different from Sydney Sweeney personality-wise. Like personally, like that. I don't, I wouldn't even know. It's the polar opposite. I believe it. Yeah. Like literally polar opposite. Really? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 47:07

That's Sabrina Carpenter's like the one who did like the album covered, like, I'm a dog. And she's all like sensual and sexual.

SPEAKER_04 47:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:14

Isn't Sydney Sweeney the same way?

SPEAKER_11 47:17

Very Sydney Sweeney is more conservative. Different demographics. Well, I don't know if she herself is conservative, but she definitely panders to the conservative audience more.

SPEAKER_03 47:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:26

Yeah. That's pretty cool. Sydney Sweeney.

SPEAKER_11 47:27

Sprita Carpenter is more for like the left-leaning.

SPEAKER_04 47:29

Sydney Sweeney's more Budweiser commercial. That's the best way I can describe. Budweiser did the trans ad, though. No, it was Bud Light. It's the same company. Yeah, different. Different branding. What? I don't know.

SPEAKER_12 47:47

I'm just okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:49

There's like a certain like thing. Like when you think of like Budweiser ads, I think of like fucking like horses and shit running through fucking prairies and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 47:56

Like nothing beats an F-Ford 150. Those type of like that type of demographic.

SPEAKER_04 48:00

Yeah, but like in that ad, like the horse will beat the Ford F-150 and shit. Okay, okay, okay. Like a fucking horse girl riding the horse, drinking a fucking beer, dumping it out over herself and shit. TD's tittying. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like stereotypical like Super Bowl ad type shit. I get you. I get you.

SPEAKER_03 48:19

I still remember Kanye's Super Bowl ads. Like, yeah, I paid uh them like 35 million, and so we had no money for production. But I made some shoes.

SPEAKER_11 48:28

And that was it. Are there any like Super Bowl ads you guys have ever wanted to like run?

SPEAKER_03 48:33

Besides the skill sex one, that was my favorite. No, but I mean like if you were to create one. Oh if you're thinking about advertisements you would create. I mean, I would be like a crap post. I just wouldn't like I would just I would just crap post in Doom Scroll. I would just I would do the most just like brain rotty ads because that was a good one.

SPEAKER_11 48:51

Oh my god, wait, has he cursed this whole episode? I didn't think about that. What do you mean? I didn't even think of it. Why are you saying crap post?

SPEAKER_04 48:59

I was like, oh, yeah. I was trying to figure out earlier what his second handicap was. I wasn't able to figure it out. Yeah. Wow. That's that's crazy. What the fuck, dude? What the fuck? I'm so sad.

SPEAKER_03 49:17

Dude, that's so fucking weird.

SPEAKER_02 49:19

They've taken everything from me. I have nothing left.

SPEAKER_11 49:21

Holy shit. This reminds me about the time where I took his cookies once.

SPEAKER_04 49:26

Oh, yeah, I agree. I remember that. That's not how that works. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 49:31

Damn it.

SPEAKER_04 49:33

What'd you say? I don't know. It's okay. I don't know. If I were to run an ad, I mean, I think I need to think about what product it would be for. Yeah, what product?

SPEAKER_11 49:42

Is that something you guys are like I haven't thought about before?

SPEAKER_03 49:44

No, because like I said, I would just be something stupid and silly and funny. I'd be like, give me a product, I'll come up with a Super Bowl ad for it.

SPEAKER_11 49:51

Ooh, okay, let's do that. Yeah. Um cheese. Like a cheese, like the cheese at cheese wheel. American cheese.

SPEAKER_04 49:59

American cheese.

SPEAKER_11 49:59

Like American craft singles. There we go.

SPEAKER_04 50:02

Okay. So the ad starts off. It's like showing like a like a burger assembly line, like McDonald's or something. You're seeing like the whole fucking like the process. They're putting the patty down. They're putting the thing. They go to reach for the cheese. There is no cheese. They say, Paul, where's the cheese? It's on the way. You see a fucking airplane flying over the sky. It's like going over the fucking everything. It's like Yeah, exactly. So you see like the fucking There was an ad that had Freebird in it. It was fucking awesome. What was it again?

SPEAKER_11 50:33

It was a Budweiser. It was a Budweiser. And it was like eagle. It was like this guy. No, it was a horse nourishing a bald eagle. Yeah. Right. And then, like, you know, the horse is running away or something. And then like the bald eagle it raised like fucking flies like above it.

SPEAKER_04 50:46

It was like it's like this shot where it's like you don't know that it like raised a bald eagle. Like the entire ad, you just think it's like a random baby bird. And then towards the end, you see like this fucking shot of the horse running from the front. Then you see like these fucking wings sprout out from its back. Yes. And then the camera, like you see the eagle on his back, that's in the guitar side starts. That was like the that was the best lab this year. Exactly. But I was gonna say, so it's like they're fucking they're looking for this cheese. These fucking fighter jets are flying over by. It's three fighter jets, they got the red, white, and blue smoke coming out the back. They're like, uh Travis deploying cheese. And they're like, okay, they're fucking like out of the bottom of it, like they're about to drop a nuke. The fucking jets open up, fucking craft singles flying out. It's individual fucking like craft singles, raining craft singles, just three three craft singles for each individual fucking burger. It falls down through the fucking sky, lands perfectly down on the fucking burger.

SPEAKER_03 51:41

Do they have like a putting out in the restaurant to catch the yeah, exactly?

SPEAKER_04 51:45

They have like a fucking hatch in the restaurant, it just falls, it like daintily lands on the ground, and then someone fucking like there's like a kid that walks over and goes cheeseburgers, my favorite. And then it says craft singles. Craft singles, the most American cheese. Exactly. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_09 52:01

That was pretty easy. That should be badass. That should be fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_11 52:06

You remember like the old Kia Sol ad where it was um The rats?

SPEAKER_03 52:10

Yes, the lab rats, you could go with this, so you can go with that. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_11 52:15

Oh, yeah, that's one of them.

SPEAKER_04 52:16

But if I put it I always think of the Hatsuni Miku one. There's a Hatsuku. There's one where they're hanging out with Hatsune Miku.

SPEAKER_11 52:22

Yeah. No, I'm thinking about the one where there's like a sci-fi war zone, it's like Terminator Judgment Day or some shit. What the fuck? Yeah, and then like um all of a sudden you see like just like this, it's such a stark contrast. You see like the green kiosk in the background like roll up, and then the hamsters or rats come out of it, and then party rock starts playing, and everybody starts dancing.

SPEAKER_04 52:39

Oh, that one, yes. I actually just found it off gram.

SPEAKER_09 53:04

I have seen this one.

SPEAKER_04 53:06

I don't think I've ever seen this in my life.

SPEAKER_03 53:10

This is the one I'm thinking of. They've had so many with these rats. That's actually really crazy. There's so many different rat Kia Soul ads.

SPEAKER_11 53:22

You know, earlier this week I actually took a trip down memory lane. You remember the um panda cheese ads? Panda cheese? It's like some Turkish cheese. The masked with a panda. Like every ad begins with like somebody going, like, oh, what about the panda cheese? And the guy's like, or it was somebody who's like, no, we don't need that. And then the panda shows up. This guy in a panda suit shows up, and it plays like this little panda jingle, and you're like, oh my god, what a cute little panda! It's like you got this jingle playing, and then the music cuts and he just starts destroying shit.

SPEAKER_04 53:49

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 53:50

Yeah.

unknown 54:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:15

Why is he so evil?

SPEAKER_11 54:17

Well, he seems so mean. No, there's the one that got the panda cheese. The most popular one is the guy um shopping in the grocery store. I'll show you find it. Or the office one. Like smashes his keyboard.

SPEAKER_04 54:30

Oh. There's such a common thing in ads for some reason, like breaking your cubicle and shit.

SPEAKER_03 54:38

Well, don't forget, there was a whole show called Destroy, Built, Destroy. People like watching Destruction. Like, there was a violent little bit. What the you don't remember Destroy Built Destroy?

SPEAKER_04 54:47

You never saw that? I know. Why is that your example? Because people like watching things. You could have said Mythbusters, and I would have been like, oh, that makes sense. Like anything totally funny. You chose the shitty Cartoon Network show that they don't even want to acknowledge exists.

SPEAKER_11 54:59

Destroy, build, destroy. What happened to that guy? The host? He was on like Drew's.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

It was. It was.

SPEAKER_04 55:12

I mean, he used a musician and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 55:14

Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:18

I mean, when Carter Network offers you to come blow shit up in front of kids. I mean, yeah. I'm just gonna do that for fun. Yeah, I'll go blow shit up, bro. Just like that. Reminds me of the time we all strapped fireworks to hot dogs and blew them up. Dude, that was awesome.

SPEAKER_03 55:36

Did I?

SPEAKER_04 55:37

I remember that shit like it was yesterday. The whole fucking street smelled like hot dog. Oh, my phone is not working right now. I remember the fucking firework fell over on the side, launched, and exploded underneath someone's car.

SPEAKER_11 55:48

Oh, yeah. Was it a Cole's car?

SPEAKER_04 55:50

I don't know. I think it was the neighbor's car. Oh. Yeah. The car was not damaged, by the way. In case anyone's that we know of. I love a good bit of domestic terrorism. Oh, yeah. I mean, domestic terrorism's cool. It's great. I think it's awesome, actually.

SPEAKER_03 56:07

I would totally domestically terrorize somebody. Sure.

SPEAKER_04 56:14

Yeah. Okay. I agree.

SPEAKER_03 56:15

There's panda cheese in 4K.

SPEAKER_12 56:28

Why is he staring at that child like that? This is so weird.

SPEAKER_04 56:45

It's so sad. He doesn't even like do like a really big destruction. He's just like really inconvenient.

SPEAKER_11 56:54

There's a sequel to that where it's the exact same thing. They're in the grocery store, and it's like, Dad, the panda cheese says, No, we don't need it. And the panda shows up and he's like, never mind, get it. And puts it in the cart. And the panda just walks away. It's so sad.

SPEAKER_03 57:07

You've been out jerked by a panda.

SPEAKER_04 57:09

That's a pretty funny ad. It's a pretty funny ad. I don't know if I want to get out-jerked by a panda. I don't think you have a choice.

SPEAKER_11 57:19

Why not? No.

unknown 57:20

Why?

SPEAKER_11 57:24

Destructive, I guess. Isn't it a Turkish ad? Yeah, I want to see that picture of the city.

SPEAKER_03 57:28

Turkish and Egyptian as well. It's Egyptian? Egyptian and Turkish. I don't know how. Is Turkey next to Egypt? I think they.

SPEAKER_11 57:34

No.

SPEAKER_03 57:35

No?

SPEAKER_11 57:36

No. There's a whole continent called Southwest Asia that separates them.

SPEAKER_03 57:39

No, Turkey and Greece. Because Greece was pretty close to Egypt, no? I mean, by the um Mediterranean Sea, yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm that would make sense. Like Mediterranean Sea.

SPEAKER_11 57:48

Yeah, but if we're going by land, it's like No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 57:49

But I'm talking about just like literally like distance-wise.

SPEAKER_04 57:54

Southwest Asia is my favorite continent. I think it's the worst continent. It's the worst. The worst.

SPEAKER_11 58:00

Why do you think that's where civilization started, bro?

SPEAKER_03 58:03

Yeah. I want to go back.

SPEAKER_04 58:04

Take me back to monkey.

SPEAKER_03 58:05

I agree. It probably is the worst. Because look where we're at now. Yeah, what about it? We're still fighting them.

SPEAKER_11 58:11

Yeah, but Dubai.

SPEAKER_03 58:13

You mean Bombai? No, Dubai, what's the chocolate? Bombai. Yeah, I think it's called Bombai. I think it's the actual name. You mean the place is getting bombed right now? Bombai?

unknown 58:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:25

Or bomb rain. What's a little bit? Or the United Bombed Emirates.

SPEAKER_11 58:28

I mean, like, we just said how like string shit is so cool, you know? Yeah, but it's not cool if I live there. Isn't that like the coolest content? Not if I live there.

SPEAKER_04 58:36

Yeah, I agree. If you live there, it's pretty annoying to have stuff get bombed all the time.

SPEAKER_03 58:39

Imagine like you're trying to go get your panda cheese, and the panda doesn't even destroy your cheese. He just gets blown up. Oh, John aren't explosions.

SPEAKER_11 58:45

Yeah, explosions are really cool. What did you want to live by them? Like see them firsthand.

SPEAKER_03 58:49

Yeah, I'd love to live by them. What if the panda gets blown up? Doesn't that ruin your day? I don't think bombs are. Yeah, that'd be sad. Like, I'd really hated the panda got explosive.

SPEAKER_11 58:55

But the panda's kind of a jerk. You saw him like flip over the shopping cart. Doesn't he kind of deserve it?

SPEAKER_03 58:59

Yeah, he does kind of deserve it. But also, it kind of sucks, doesn't he? Unequivocal violence. He's being a nuisance. I don't think killing someone is necessarily the requirement to be a nuisance to get bombed.

SPEAKER_04 59:08

Yeah, I don't think like killing someone is like really, you know, that's it. But isn't it funny?

SPEAKER_11 59:12

Isn't killing people like killing?

SPEAKER_04 59:13

Dude, killing people's so funny though. Like, I don't know, maybe it's worth it all for like the death and the murder.

SPEAKER_09 59:18

What the fuck? Okay, I just got out of my panda.

SPEAKER_11 59:26

You can never beat the argument. Yeah, but killing people was cool.

SPEAKER_03 59:33

Yeah. Hmm. Any other ads you could think of? I'm gonna try and come up with an ad for one now. I remember puppy monkey baby.

SPEAKER_04 59:45

What? You don't remember Puppy Monkey Baby? Sounds gross. It was gross. You don't remember Puppy Monkey Baby? You don't remember Puppy Monkey Baby?

SPEAKER_03 59:53

Yeah. That sounds disgusting. You remember the um?

SPEAKER_04 59:58

The who?

SPEAKER_11 59:59

The Taco Bell Chihuahua?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:01

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:01

He was their mascot for a long time.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:03

Oh the Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:06

They are the they are both chihuahuas, that is true. That's the only chihuahua I know. You said B what cat puppy something?

SPEAKER_11 1:00:14

Puppy monkey baby.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:15

Puppy monkey baby.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:18

That was like the biggest Super Bowl ad that year, I think. What year was this? 2017, 2016, something something like that.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:25

Man, I might just chill tonight. Puppy monkey baby.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:31

Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey. Baby. Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey baby.

unknown 1:00:47

Puppy monkey baby.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:49

Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey baby.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:51

What the fuck boy, dude. I just love that. What the frick?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:56

Dude, what the frick? What the frick, dude?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:00

I didn't like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:02

That was an ad. We made that. That was you made. Why would that be that was a huge ad. That's like brain rot before brain rot.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:08

No, that is. That is. That's like. I just probably got like over a hundred million views or something. Like that was a big ad.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:13

Bring back. You know what? Hey, I can't recreate that.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:16

That that was in middle school when that was a thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:18

Not there. Not there. I think you're missing out. No, no, no. I I think the the Skittle Sex ad is still the best ad to ever be put on air and then taken off subsequently, like an hour later.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:30

No, it is a Skittle sex ad. Yeah, I agree. I agree.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:33

The Skittle Sex ad is definitely a good one.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:34

Are you supposed to you've never seen the Skittle Sex ad? You just said it was taken off air, so I've never seen it.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:38

It was always on a list of like band commercials and stuff. Like you'd see like compilations of band commercials. Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:43

Is it the one of the guy who like eats the Skittle and then like the women want to like no, he he uh ejaculates Skittles. No, I've not seen that.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:50

Yes, I agree. Darren has not seen that. There was like a a robot sex one too for like a toaster, I remember.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:58

Really?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:58

Yeah. This woman really wanted to have sex with this robot. And then he like toasted bread or something. I can't remember. Yeah, this toaster does more than just make toast. It makes your pussy toast. I'm trying to find it.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:14

Yeah, I'm trying to find it, dude. Usually you can find it pretty quickly if you want to.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:19

Perhaps they took it down because it showed someone ejaculating on a woman. Even if the ejaculation was Skittles.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:30

Is that it?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:32

Sounds like a really sensual dude eating Skittles. Maybe the ad doesn't exist. Yeah, I think Alfonso might have been lying. Alfonso, did you lie?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:50

No, but I am just added and the fuck was that? That's gross. There's even a worse one. I've never seen that. That was an ad? That's an ad.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:02

Wait, can I see it?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:03

Yeah. Wasn't that just a baby screaming? I'll let Darren see it first. You you yeah, yeah, I've d I didn't know. That's an ad? Go ahead, go ahead and play it. That's after the Russell Crow one.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:47

I'm just listening to this going on.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:01

What is it? What is it? I have no idea what's even going on. I'm so confused. I'm so confused.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:22

Why is it so long? It's it's chocolate. Oh, that's even worse. Why is it so long?

SPEAKER_11 1:04:44

Oh, dude, he got cheated on oh my god. Okay, anyway. The baby was black? Yeah, it's peanut butter.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:52

Those were peanut butter skittles. No, this was Reese's. Was it? Yeah. Such a crazy pieces. Do you want to see it? Yeah, I mean, I don't I wanted to see what the fuck that was. What? That was that was a lot.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:02

That was awful.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:03

Yeah. I don't want to see the whole thing. I just want to see like the little little whatever the fuck caused the reaction. Skip like 10 more seconds of that.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:23

Oh my. Here it comes.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:35

Oh. No. They they have to they do something. Oh.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:00

No, it was the U Both of Orange.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:03

Okay, that's my little peanut butter baby, huh?

SPEAKER_00 1:06:15

Birth of peanut butter. Taste the peanut butter.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:19

Well these these women, these harlots ain't loyal.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:25

Who the fuck came up with that? Why is it so long?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:28

Is that real? Are you sure it's real? I would argue it is. This is a banned commercial. That looks like the same guy from the Skittles commercial.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:40

The Skittles commercial, like John Skittles commercial.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:43

No, you remember who says, get ready for my sweetness? That's what I'm looking for. Yeah, I know the ad you're talking about. Because I I can visualize exactly how he says it. I'm like 90% sure it's the same dude. Found it. Yeah. It's a classic. Classic ad.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:06

You have to go to a third-party website now to find it. Darren, you've never seen this before, I'll let you look at it first. It looks very similar.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:21

Yes. For candy.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:41

Oh, it buffered right before he came. I don't think those are real ads. Why did we all see it though? I swear I saw it on a Super Bowl ad.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:51

Well, if it's the same guy, do you think they just do that?

SPEAKER_10 1:08:07

Well, you haven't seen the the the the the money shot yet? I it's fucking buffering.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:11

I can't get ready for my sweetness.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:14

I'll I'm not ready for this guy's sweetness. And then he does more. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:52

Yeah. Cool. You now are part of the in crowd now. You've now Can you look up if that ad is like real?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:00

I will look it up. Is the Skittles Get Ready for My Sweetness ad real? I feel like there's no way that's real. It can't be.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:11

I like it.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:12

Sir, I have this brilliant idea. We're gonna put porn in the Super Bowl, and at the very end, he's gonna bust Skittles all over her face. It's gonna be awesome, dude. Give this guy a raise. Give this guy a raise. Dude, put him in charge of the fucking Reese's Pieces commercial, please. I'm begging you. Are Reese's Pieces and Skittles even owned by the same company? They're probably not. I don't know. Is Reese's own by Hershey's? That's what I thought. Reese's is owned by Mars, I think. So I don't think they own Skittles. So it'd be a very odd coincidence if they had this.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:49

It is the same guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:50

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:51

I recognize that. The ad is not real, but it is the same guy. That second one with the baby is the sequel to the newlywed ad.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:57

I fucking knew it. It was made. But they just they just like make those for fun.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:00

2011, it's a commercial speculative. It's called commercial speculative advertising. Designed to look like a high production absurd commercial. I don't know why you do that for fun, but because it's fun.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:13

What if Skittles actually made like the fake advertisement and put it online?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:18

Yeah, I mean it's like when movies like make leaks themselves, you know what I mean? It's like to get people talking. Was this a real Skittles ad? 15 years later, we're still talking about this bizarre Skittles ad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:35

Get ready for my sweeties.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:41

Top 10 times they actually did it on set.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:47

Yeah, I think he asked the director if they could like do it for real. Just straight back shots. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:53

Probably asked her if they could do it for real.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:55

I just want it to look real when I splouge my little Skittles all over you.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:00

Alright. Uh fake news article or real news article? Uh let me know what you think. Chick-fil-A employee accused of stealing$80,000 with mac and cheese scheme. Real. Yeah, real. Real. Why does that sound real to you guys? Because I don't think you would have asked if that was fake.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:21

Ow. I don't think you just make up something like that. I mean, it would be pretty funny. But yeah, that's that's a real thing. A guy really knew that is about to get a fuck uh freaking class action lawsuit for an$80,000 mac and cheese scam.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:37

Yeah, I get it.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:38

Mac and cheese, it's a big deal. Is it now? I think so. Last year there was this like a story that went like semi-viral. There's this nursing student who worked in like a um, I think it was like a nursing home with like dementia patients. While they were passed out, she would like twerk on them and put on TikTok. Like dropping her ass on their face. I don't know if they're like coma patients, regardless, it's terrible.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:05

Yeah, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:06

Where are these booty flakes on my nose while she was like 19 and got kicked out of nursing school afterwards?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:12

Oh, that's awful. What is her Instagram?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:18

So I could know how to avoid her. I agree. I also would like to know how to avoid her.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:24

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:25

I I don't know. She probably took all her shit down. I don't know. I agree. She probably did take all her shit down. Oh man. G no, she tick tock took it down.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:33

She took that down. She took that down. You feel me? She took it down. Also, you heard about the uh that that uh one lady who was never a real nurse but like practiced as a real nurse.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:44

Yes, I did hear about that. I was so sorry. She did good. They found out because they were gonna give her a promotion, and they were like, oh wait, her license isn't real after working there for like two years. Yeah, but she never she never messed up in anything. She did so good. No, no, yeah, she was good. And then like she had somebody she knew that went to the same university as her, was in the nursing program, and they graduated the same year with the same last name. So she used her license, and they also worked at the same hospital. Smart or same hospital system. She was at a different hospital, but same hospital system. Gotcha. And she applied, said she was her with her license. And I guess they somehow never caught her.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:19

How do they not notice it was like doubled up if that was the case? I don't know. That's weird.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:23

I mean, I've good for her, though. She got arrested. But I mean, it was like she actually did her job well. It's like one of those times it's like, wow, man, you you at that point, why not just go to school and dedicate? Maybe she like failed or something. Maybe she's like, maybe she's not like in prison. Maybe she's not like book smart, but like she's tactile smart, where like she could physically do the job, but like maybe remembering all those tests and quizzes just weren't her thing.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:46

I uh I hate to be that guy, but you kind of gotta know the textbook stuff to like.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:50

But I mean, obviously I mean it depends on where you are in the hospital.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:54

If you're on like an observation unit, then like you probably don't really need to know how to do shit because you're not gonna ever be in like an emergency scenario.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:00

But you know, I mean, to I mean to her credit, she never got caught. So obviously she knew enough.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:05

Yeah, she knew enough, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:06

Yeah. But I don't know. And maybe she should pay for med school, you know. Who knows? Who knows? Yeah, maybe another state can pay for it. They would never accept her in the med school after that. Yeah, it's clipped. But uh hey, they can see she did good work, maybe. I don't know. What if I went the doctor's like, I'll vouch like, no, she's solid. Like, she may have done this the wrong way, but no one probably not. They probably lose their license too.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:28

Yeah. You gotta be really careful who you like refer to or refer. Really? Yeah. Because I mean, that's like your practice and your what do you call it? Credibility? Your credibility you're putting on the line if you like recommend somebody.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:44

So if I recommend a 19-year-old twerking Latina nurse, and she is just violently throwing it back on coma patients. I probably not a good look for you, yeah. No, yeah, okay. Have you caught up to the boys yet? That's another one.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:56

Yeah, I caught up yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:57

I don't know how they're gonna finish this in three episodes. It feels kind of weak overall. This season feels like pretty weak.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:02

I did like the I liked the last episode.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:04

I liked most of it. I didn't like the terror portion. Uh oh, with the dog. Yeah. Didn't like that part of it. Um, it's just kind of whatever. I I enjoy the season overall, but I have a lot of little. I don't like him a gonna.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:20

I used to like this.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:22

It's just TikTok brain rot, and I just can't.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:24

She's like what people complain about the show, but personified. Yes, just sex, swear words, scared for the sake of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:31

Yes. Yeah. I'm just like keeping it. Go back to like not talking, actually. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:36

I ordinarily like Soldier Boy, but I don't like the whole thing with him like actually being like sympathetic. No, I do love Homelander.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:42

He's my son now.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:43

I didn't get that.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:44

No, I really didn't because like you literally left him there to die with his enemies who would kill him if they had the chance. And then his whole thing is, well, he didn't kill me when I was just depressed that I killed someone I cared about.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:55

So And he's saying that he's like, I can kill my son, you can't kill my son, I'm gonna kill him.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:02

That's literally what he said. Yeah, I'm like, I don't like, yeah, he he's in he's a he's a no good ne'er duel, but he's my no good ne'er duel. Yeah, I don't know. I I feel weird. I I did laugh at the Joe Rogan bit. That was that was pretty fun.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:17

Does that say Joe Rogan? No, you meant Seth Rogan.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:19

Yeah, I meant Seth Rogan, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:22

I know they had the deep reading RFK book in there. Yeah, I actually looked it up to see if that was a real book. It is.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:27

Wait, what happened? It's like he was reading the book Vaxxed on Vaxxed. And I looked it up if it was a real publication, and it was. Yeah. Okay, that was actually pretty funny. I mean, but the RFK didn't even write it, they just put his name on the book.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:36

Okay, yeah. Uh the deep, I can't really figure out his character anymore. Like, I mean it went from like deep. I think he's gonna have another arc. I think he's just a piece of shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:43

I was gonna say, I mean, I feel like the deep's character is like the most straightforward out of all of them.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:48

No, because like at first it was just like a like a dumb blonde thing. Now he's just like malicious to be malicious. I guess he's kind of I guess he's basically mini Homelander.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:56

He's just a dick. He's a mini homelander now.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:57

He wants to look as good to Homelander as possible, even if it means throwing other people under the black.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:03

Maybe it's just Homelander, just other people.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:05

I think more than anyone, it's Homelander because he acknowledges like Homelander the Supreme Leader. Yeah, like he just I think he's just like genuinely so terrified of Homelander, you'll do anything to stay in his good graces.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:17

Yeah. He looks to everybody like that though.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:19

Well, that's how I felt about Firecracker. She's kind of like a female version of the.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:23

I really liked Friar Cracker's arc, though. That felt really like all-encompassing.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:27

I didn't like her until the last episode. And I was like, okay, I see your character now.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:32

I've always kind of shit, but I've always kind of liked like that because I can understand why they're all pieces of shit, but obviously I don't fuck with them like that. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't know. The deep is one of my favorite characters in the show because he's a piece of shit. I just like how goofy he is. I mean, yeah, I do too. But I like the fact that he's an asshole and like will actively like be like peasily and fuck people over.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:57

Okay, who sends like an eel up someone's butt just to ruin their side gig? Like, who does that?

SPEAKER_10 1:18:01

Well, it's just being petty.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:03

Yeah. And then honestly, I think what made because I actually I listened to the interview after the episode, Firecracker's uh actress like was talking about it, and she really like put broke down the scene. Like basically, once she does that speech after she talks to her pastor, like the reason she's crying is partially because like what's that villain mentality? It's like I've gone too far to turn back now. Yeah, and that's like kind of like how she like how the actress breaks up. She's like, Look, I've done all this evil, and her crying was with her, like shedding her soul. Like she'd like, I've I've given up everything. That's the lap I got from it. And then she has she's like, I now have nothing left. So when she like starts pestering Homelander, it's because she has no fear now, like she's given up everything. And she thinks that she is like the only one that can like still see him. And and then, like, even in that scene when he like grabs her, the actor's like, Yeah, it felt like I was being seen, and because he felt vulnerable, vulnerable around me, he couldn't let me stay. And I was like, yo, that's actually really cool acting.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:57

Yeah. I remember I was watching that scene like on like the news or whatever with her. I remember I specifically said to Kiara, I was like, Well, she's gonna die. Like, right after that, I was like, There's literally no way that she's not gonna die now that the case is like she kind of just fucked herself over.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:11

No, her uh no uh Soldier Boy really like just put her in the bag. He was like, Yeah, uh she those talks she had after she fucked me. She loved the Jesus guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:20

She doesn't have a bush. You know, it was weird about that shit. Yeah, I like O Father. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:26

I think he's actually pretty funny.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:28

Yeah, freaky. I didn't know Ashley's a freak. Yeah, but him and Ashley together, it's very funny to watch. I mean, I just like O Father in general. Like, he's just kind of like I don't know, he feels like he's been there for a while, but he's only been there this season.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:43

Yeah, I think it's the best way to describe his kid. He will do the exact same stuff deep will do, but like he just has a better Well, it's like I don't even think he's a loser like the Deep.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:51

I think he's just good at what he does.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:52

But he's like the church is broke, like he's he's a loser and like he's he's terrible at his job. Yeah. Well, I feel like Firecracker believed in the church. I don't even get the vibe that Oh Father does really believe in the church. Oh no.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:03

He's just a business scheme.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:04

That's what I'm saying. I feel like he's just kind of like the fucking con man type thing, and he just sees Homelanders as next way to kind of come evolve that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:12

Hmm. Okay, I will say the entire main like hero cast, like someone broke it down on Reddit. They haven't had a single win since single two. Season two. Season one, they get uh translucent and like they start to formulate a plan. Season two is when they shut down VOT. Season two happened like so many years ago. They shut down VOT in season two. Season three, they uh get Souls War that uh falls through. Season four, they just take another L because they get rid of Newman. Like, so like they really have only won once. You mean the seven? No, the boys, like the five. Yeah, yeah. They only won once. And that was like a half victory. So it's like, what do they even do? Yeah, they're probably gonna get rid of Homelander to an extent. Honestly, if they just do the because they only have three hours left to tell a conclusive story. Like Homelander, like, hasn't even done like the worst thing ever yet. So I'm like, how do you get that? Unless next episode is that point. I assume they're not showing that.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:07

The show is very different from the comic.

SPEAKER_10 1:21:09

I guess.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:10

You're talking about when he eats a baby, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:21:11

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:12

Well, why would they do that?

SPEAKER_03 1:21:14

He's God.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:16

Why would this whole thing?

SPEAKER_11 1:21:17

Dude, it's like it's like the fucking elites eating children. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:20

Dude, the writers are like, Yeah, we did not expect real life to like do any of this when we wrote this. Because they write it years in advance. They're like, we didn't we didn't know that.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:29

I've seen a lot of people who think that they're gonna do like the comic accurate homelander costume.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:33

I want to see that. I fucking love the giant ass ego on the code.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:36

I've seen a lot of people say that like when he like actually comes out and says that he's God, he's gonna be wearing that suit. That would be pretty funny.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:42

I think he's gonna get the V next episode. Also, what is Sage's plan? She destroys the world. What like and watches from a bunker? But like she has no food, no resources, no people. So how is she like like she knows how to go? She has a warehouse. She's smart. I don't know. It seems almost like she hates people, but at the same time, she likes the things that she gets out of society. So it just seems weird to like burn it all down at the same time. Like, you know what I mean? Like she likes having sex, she likes eating chalupas, but at the same time, she would also like.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:09

I don't even think she likes society. I think she just fucking hates everybody. She thinks everybody's beneath her. That's kind of what you feel when you're like that smart. Maybe she kind of talks about it like it's a curse.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:18

Oh, because her grandma's like she's constantly surrounded by idiots all the time.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:21

Yeah, the only person I liked her was a grandma.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:23

It'd be like watching dogs fight. Pretty much.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:26

Just like mindless animals out there. If you hated dogs, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:29

I guess. I didn't like her reveal with that stuff. I was like, yeah, I was expecting something else to be there.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:38

I was like, okay, so you can't. I thought her plan was gonna be like a little more heroic.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:40

Like you're the smartest person. I thought she was gonna be like have been planning to like kill Homelander the entire time.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:45

Well, she sent her his dad on him, and that didn't work.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:48

So that's like she lived in LA. Hey, look, yeah, he's trying to become well. I mean, she technically is trying to kill Homelander, she's just trying to kill him and everyone else.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:55

So she wants to kill Homelander first so the two sides can actually fight and have a chance, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:01

Which I guess. I don't know. I just it just felt very like why do I like Ashley more this season than any other season? It's like crazy. Like, I feel genuinely like bad for her and like hope that she succeeds in her like plan. Because like she's even like, oh, I should have you know took the A-train bid, but her like psychic like Voldemort heads like, well, you'd have been dead too. So yeah, yeah. So like who who do we even have left to like really root for? Because I could not care less about Huey and uh Starlight, like Huey.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:31

I don't really like any of the main casts this season. No, I they all just I really I'm way more interested in what's going on like in the seven. I am too. Like, I want to see what happens once he attains Godhood.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:42

Like the only person that's like even remotely like just okay is Frenchie. And that's just because like he's just the scientist.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:48

I like the con the role conflict they're building up. Roll conflict. Frenchie and Kimiko, where it's like he wants to live a crazy life and she wants to kind of settle down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that, but I don't like the thing is like Kimiko fucking sucks this season. So you're not that really doesn't really come into play unless they're both on screen by themselves talking about it, you know.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:05

Yeah, my opinion is so different. I don't think within the rules I can say it.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:11

Like the uh you don't like Frenchie. I think Frenchie.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:15

I agree. I fucking hate Frenchie, he's annoying as shit. I despise him. Yes, thank you. Why do we feel this way? I really do not fucking like Frenchie. He feels like he always like acts like he has the moral high ground over everyone, even though like he doesn't.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:31

Um are you referring to the King of the King of the Teal episode?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:34

I've I liked Frenchie maybe in like season one, and since then I've not liked him.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:38

I never really thought he had a character ever. That's what I'm saying. He's just kind of like the crazy chemist guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:42

Yeah, yeah. I don't I I've never really liked him like that since like season one.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:46

But this is like I'm saying, like, this is the first season where they're finally giving him some kind of development like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:51

Yeah, well, even then, his conflict is just like doesn't want to be a father, doesn't want to change. Yeah, exactly. So I'm just like looking at him, he's like, Oh, wee wee! How's it going?

SPEAKER_09 1:25:02

Fucking bucket!

SPEAKER_04 1:25:04

Okay, what the fuck are you doing here, dude? I thought he was gonna die in the last episode. In the mountain? Yeah, I thought he was gonna die in that episode, saving everyone else while they're fighting.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:12

Yeah, he was the only like rational person there.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:14

That's like the only way I could think of them killing him in like an actual satisfying way. Because I was like, oh, he's actually gonna sacrifice himself to save everyone else, they're gonna realize what's going on, and then all this other shit. And instead, I'm just sitting here watching him make a chocolate cake. That the dog eats. What the fuck? Why are you making a chocolate cake right now? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:31

The dog was giving devious back shots to Homelander, bro. You want to come fuck me in the ass, huh? Okay, I also can't like okay, ever since season four.

SPEAKER_11 1:25:48

I can't believe what got him to change his mind about Kimiko and Starlight was his dog.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:52

Yeah, it's like I guess because he cares so for this small, insignificant life that he's like, do I really like not care about these two people that are like risking their lives to help?

SPEAKER_04 1:26:00

The way I took it was that like all of them coming together helped made him realize like how much of like an actual like family he sees them as.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:06

And it's not just him and the dog anymore.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:08

Yeah. That's the way I took that when I saw it. I saw it as more. I wish they showed it in like a better way by having like all of them actually contribute towards doing it or something, but they didn't do that. But I think overall it's supposed to be him, you're like, Oi, I I do care about Starlight and Kimiko. This shit's awesome.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:24

I think he cares about Huey. He cares about Huey Huey once because he stared at the trophy that Len got. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:30

So that's because Huey was the one who like did everything to help him. He's like, okay, Huey cares about me still, even though I'm an assign person. Yeah. And uh, you know, Huey still tries to be nice to me. Let me try to be nice to Huey. Because he said, look, if we get the virus before we get the cure, it's tits up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:50

But we will hesitate. It's like his Linny or whatever. It is his call. Leonard, whatever the fuck his name was. That's exactly what it is. Okay. Leonard. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:01

But even then, it's just like, what does what is Ryan's purpose in this show?

SPEAKER_04 1:27:06

He has two bad guys, he has two terrible fathers, and he just left the other one.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:10

Got his ass beat, and then we're never gonna see him again.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:12

Oh, I have no idea what his motivation is at this point. Like, what does he even want?

SPEAKER_03 1:27:15

Because he went to like confront his dad. Like, did you uh unconsensually have sex with my mother? And he's like, Well, she wanted it. Well, you wouldn't be here without it. And he's like, I don't like that. And the homeless is like, I'm a great father. That's low-key how he did that.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:32

He's like, I'm a great dad. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:36

Yeah. So like, I don't think Ryan's gonna, you know, finish him off. I th I really think if they really go like any type of like comic based route, it's gonna be like a free for all the seven versus the boys, and like they're all gonna die. That's my prediction.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:52

I think it's gonna end with Homelander storming the Capitol, like the or not the Capitol, the the White House or whatever, like he does in the comic.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:59

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:00

Um, and then I feel like most of the seven is gonna turn on him at that point. The most? Who who would turn? I don't think Sage has any reason to help him anymore. Ashley's not gonna have any reason. I think he's gonna do something that it pushed. Like I think he's either.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:15

Ashley and Noir.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:16

Yeah, like Noir's gonna leave. I think, like I think Noir, maybe. I think Noir and I think was enough to win. Yeah. I think Noir and Ashley are gonna at the very least like go to the boys, probably. Oh Father might stay around. I think Noir would only go because he hates the book.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:33

Well, forget they're also pulling all of the soups abroad. Yeah. So they're probably gonna it will be like a giant battle.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:38

Well, I was gonna say that. I think even in the comic, they do that, right? Where they have like all the soups waiting at the house. Yeah, waiting above the White House. Yeah, they'll they'll probably do something like that where it's like this the boy is going to go fight.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:47

They released Worris.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:50

And that's I don't know. What was I thinking? I think he's probably gonna kill the deep. I don't think the deep's gonna be there.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:57

Yeah, I think the deep's gonna die in the most like embarrassing way. I don't know. I think Homelander's gonna kill him. I don't want Homelander to kill him.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:02

I think it'll be so unsatisfying if Homelander kills the deep. I'm like, come on, bro.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:06

He's been guarding.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:08

Yeah. Either that or Starlight kill him. Like he gets killed by like squids or like sea creatures. Yeah. Either Starlight or he dies by sea creatures. What if Huey killed him? That'd be great. Because doesn't he eat like sushi now? And he's like, what have I been missing my whole life, dude? Yeah. I still think deep when he had the octopus girlfriend was like peak deep. Because he like pulled him and what was like, stop. And then just kept running to he's like, stop. Stop.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:34

I still think um Homelander not dying but losing his powers is like the most satisfying way to like Ozai from Avatar.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:42

It's just like you're you're a shell of what you once were. You were the most powerful man in the world and now you're nobody.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:46

I think like the idea of Homelander like being depressed, like sniveling and groveling in prison and being like like on suicide watch, trying to kill himself and not even like being allowed to do that. That just feels like a very satisfying ending for me.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:00

I guess Stan Edgar would just take back over and it'll just start again, no?

SPEAKER_04 1:30:04

Like Stan would have to die. Well, I mean, I even then someone else is gonna take over CO. Yeah. So I mean, yeah, I feel like it's not gonna end with VOD being taken down. Vot's still gonna be around, but Homelander is gonna get taken out. It's probably gonna end with them like announcing his replacement, like of who the leader of the seven is or something. And it's like, well, we just did all this shit and wasted five seasons for nothing, blah blah blah, like that type of thing. Yeah, but at least we killed Oomlander. Oomlander. Oomlander. Oi, oi, ewey, omelander, fucking bang me wife, bang me wife. God, did y'all have anything else you wanted to add? Nah, I think that's it. Ending on two superhero shows, pretty cool. Yeah, I agree. Pretty skibbity. Yeah, pretty skibbity, I agree. But thank you for watching and listening. Um, I'm sure you're able to figure out pretty easily what her fucking rules were. But um, yeah, comment those and then yeah, we appreciate you all for watching and listening. We'll see y'all next time. Bye.