The Scat Cast
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The Scat Cast
Celebrating 100 with the Worst Idea Ever
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The Scat Cast has officially reached 100 episodes! Over two years of content from the three of us. And what better way to celebrate than to make ourselves suffer? You won't want to miss it!
What do you think it is from the smell? He put his tongue on it? Yeah, he did. He put his tongue on it. What do you think it is?
SPEAKER_02It's the fing toothpaste.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. For context, John used a like fresh toothbrush to just scrub down some toothpaste on this one.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I actually brushed the fucking steak's teeth.
SPEAKER_14He called it a garnish.
SPEAKER_06And this was marinated in a mouthwash.
SPEAKER_14I think it was children's mouthwash.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it was children's mouthwash that's like safe to consume.
SPEAKER_14And the toothpaste is also safe to consume.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's all safe to consume.
SPEAKER_04Oh, this is fucking ranking.
SPEAKER_06And it was also there was an idea to bring together a group of friends to see if we could start a podcast.
SPEAKER_14So when they needed us, we could do something stupid that no one else dared to do.
SPEAKER_06I'm John. I'm Alfonso. And I'm Darren. Welcome to the 100th episode of the Scat Cast. We don't know either.
SPEAKER_02Whoa! 100th episode!
SPEAKER_16Oh God, I'm not ready for what's about to happen.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I'm not either. This is the one time we do know either. But you don't know either, and that's what's important. Um, I don't know, you know, depending on who I was watching this. Originally, at our one-year anniversary, we did this thing where every 15 minutes we took a shot.
SPEAKER_16And then on our Father's Day anniversary, we got our dads to eat different flavored hot wings.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so for the very first Father's Day special of the show.
SPEAKER_14The only Father's Day special. Yes, actually, yes, you're right. That's part of the story. Thus far.
SPEAKER_06For the very first and only Father's Day special for the show, we had a game that we called the Weird Ones. We had wings of different flavors. We had steak-flavored chicken, Cheeto one, yeah, Cheeto chicken, chocolate chicken. I actually really fucked with that chocolate chicken. The beef chicken. There was a beef chicken, um, a couple of different stuff like that, right? So for the second year, what we wanted to do was do something very similar where we had a weird ones, but with steak.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So basically, the idea was we made different weird steaks that our dads were gonna eat because we had all of our dads basically pretty much agree to be here on this show.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Um, and then at the very last minute, they bailed. This was like a year ago.
SPEAKER_14All of them.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, they all they all bailed. It was like actually really funny, and I don't know how it happened. It was like some weird divine intervention shit. They just did not want to fell through.
SPEAKER_14We could have done it again this year, actually. We probably could have. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06But it didn't.
SPEAKER_16So what ended up happening was they sat frozen on ice like Captain America.
SPEAKER_14Day like many fridges freezer. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Day in, day out, uh, marinating, fermenting, stewing and freezing in those juices like Megatron during the first Transformers movie.
SPEAKER_06Yep. These have become the most rancid, diabolical, terrifying. I think they smell good.
SPEAKER_14I I we we cooked them all.
SPEAKER_06Let's not spoil what any of the flavors are yet. This is very important. As part of this, we're gonna do a game, you know, doing all that stuff. Intertwined in between the game.
SPEAKER_14I thought all of them, but like two feel pretty good.
SPEAKER_06To be honest, to me, they all seemed scary. I don't I feel like even I don't know, even frozen in ice. I think a year old steak, concept-wise, just scares the fuck out of me. I'm not gonna lie. I don't care if it's frozen, I still think it just terrifies.
SPEAKER_14My parents literally had like a separate freezer in the basement for meat. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Well, even then, most of the time they're not a parent thing, apparently. Most of the time they're not marinated though. When you have them frozen, well, that's the thing.
SPEAKER_16Marinate makes it more dangerous because then it gives because there's technically there's ice bacteria that you're more likely to get. But when you marinate it, it's more like the salt or vinegar would kill it.
SPEAKER_14When you cook it, does the I don't know. I call it.
SPEAKER_16I talked to our mom about the marinated usually gives you a better chance than unmarinated. Unmarinated stewing on the meat in the blood or whatever. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14When you cook it, the bacteria will die anyway. That's the whole point.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_06We'll find out. We'll see what happens. Um yeah, it's gonna be very interesting. Um, and then every 15 minutes, we are going to take a shot as well.
SPEAKER_14I already have the timer set. Oh, you did? Yep. From the moment we started.
SPEAKER_06I was gonna say, I'll start that over again. We're about to take that first shot right now. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're about to take that right now. I'll start it right as we do this. It's a fusion of food. Do y'all wash your steaks or meat?
SPEAKER_16Uh depending on I wash my meat. Okay, John. Uh depending on what meat it is. Like if it's uh red meat, no. If it's a white meat, yes. Like chicken? Yeah, like chicken, I'll wash chicken. But I don't watch it. Honestly, yeah.
SPEAKER_14I mean, washing it's not gonna make the salmonella go away.
SPEAKER_16It just makes me feel safer. Okay.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, I mean, that's fair.
SPEAKER_06I never got it. It just makes my meat taste worse. Uh I get it. Y'all ready? Are we actually gonna clink it? All right.
SPEAKER_14No, two hundred episodes, y'all. Was this a honey whiskey? Is that what it was? Um, no, it is thin red. It is maple uh Canadian whiskey. It's on the we're recording on the fourth, by the way. We should probably shouldn't have started with Canadian whiskey. You know, it's fine.
SPEAKER_06That's the fifth. Yeah, we got red bandana, blue bandana, white bandana. I mean, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, y'all ready? Yeah, I hate whiskey, by the way. Fuck it. Not bad. I hate whiskey. Does that taste like maple? Oh no, it tastes like whiskey. All right. Okay. So to celebrate 100 years, who wants to go first with eating these bizarre flavors of steak? I'll go first. You want to go first? All right. So, what we're gonna do, basically, we're gonna spin a wheel. Um, I guess the two of us will know going into it. Then when I come back in, I'll knock on the door, I'll grab the steak. Um, you just put your little blindfold on, and then you want me to feed it to you? Is that what you want to do?
SPEAKER_14No, just give me the fork. Myself, god damn. I could do that. It was like poke it for me.
SPEAKER_06I mean, I don't know. I was like, I could I could like chew it up and spit it in your you know, like a little big ass.
SPEAKER_18What is something you would do? Ding!
SPEAKER_06All right. Um, did it stop spinning? Did you spin it? No, I haven't spun it yet. Okay, I thought it should okay. Spin it wheel. Spin it. Okay, spin that wheel. Spin that wheel. Okay. Um, the audience doesn't necessarily know what's spinning yet either. Um, and what I'll do, I already recorded some snazzy little videos. I'll I'll show the audience.
SPEAKER_14Dude, the way John recorded it, it looks like a fucking lost footage, found footage thing.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I thought it was great.
SPEAKER_14I loved it.
SPEAKER_06All right, I'm gonna grab that. I'll be right back. What do you want to talk about in the meantime?
SPEAKER_16Uh let's talk about the 250 years of America, brother. Ooh, rah! We have guns and guns and more guns. Yeah. Yeah. 250.
SPEAKER_14Did you see the uh wrestling thing they did?
SPEAKER_16I didn't see it, but I heard it was pretty good. But that was pretty interesting. I saw the whole thing. That was that was pretty entertaining. I heard that uh one of the wrestlers couldn't go, even though he was like the world champ. I was like, damn, that's crazy. That he like he snuck in and then got kicked out. Really? I think his name's Sean Strickland. He snuck in and then, like, because he's you know the world's UFC world champ, he got kicked out. Well, it's not because he was the UFC World Champ. He said some political things that really yeah, he's definitely against a group of people. Can't really say. And he's mentioned that in the past, and they're like, Yeah, you can't come here now. Damn. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Okay. I was pretty disappointed with the heavyweight flight they did.
SPEAKER_16Welcome.
SPEAKER_06Right. You got their blind bolt on?
SPEAKER_14Yeah, I got it.
SPEAKER_06Alright, so we didn't have forks. Dog, get the fuck out.
SPEAKER_14Can you get one out of the fucking hands?
SPEAKER_06Well, I was gonna say, I uh sorry get up. I grabbed chopsticks. That's what I grabbed his head.
SPEAKER_14Dude, uh are you gonna grab them with the chopsticks for me?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, of course.
SPEAKER_14Okay.
SPEAKER_06Sorry, the dog ran in here, I got her out. Okay.
SPEAKER_16Okay, that's a little more coordination than a fork, my nigga. I'm not gonna lie. Hey, don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_12Are you ready?
SPEAKER_14Is this like a big piece?
SPEAKER_12Yo, he's got it!
SPEAKER_06What do you think it is? Before you bite it. Chicken. That's what you think?
SPEAKER_07Chicken. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. Now it's chicken. Oh, that looks good. Yo, yo, I'm proud of this one.
SPEAKER_06I gotta grab my mic. Yeah. That one's good. It looks good. Chicken stake. Your turn. Try that out. Um do you wanna spin the wheel? Do you wanna spin the wheel while we're grabbing this? Oh, we're just gonna knock him out. And we might as well, right? It actually did come on pretty well. This looks very overdone.
SPEAKER_16The chicken has a nice little flavor though. That's not bad.
SPEAKER_06I'm not gonna lie. This is already really fucking weird to me. I like it, but it's really weird still. It's like a mind fuck. I'm like really scared about how everything else is gonna taste after tasting this. It wasn't good. No, it's good, but the thing is, like, this is just so strange to me that I don't have any idea. John's going next? Okay, cool. Okay. I guess we'll go in like reverse order. Okay. Chicken's such a strange one. I don't know. We need to see Supergirl.
SPEAKER_16We gotta see Supergirl.
SPEAKER_06We talked about Supergirl the other day. I know it's getting a lot of shit. It's not doing well money.
SPEAKER_16I feel like it might just be a mid-movie. Because think about this one. I mean, that's the vibes I got from it. Captain Marvel did okay.
SPEAKER_06And that's the only like recent movie I can think of where it's like Captain Marvel did very well because it came out right after Infinity War. And it's guy came out sandwiched in between Infinity War and Endgame. Oh, you're right, you're right. It was like the one movie that it didn't just do pretty well, it did a billion dollars. The Marvels, the sequel to it, made like it was like Marvel's first flop, actually. Okay, so it was probably it made like 200 million or something. That's what the stretchy girl, right? Well, she's not stretchy in the MCU, but yeah. They change her powers. Oh they gave her like Green Lantern powers instead.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I would have I would have been okay with a Miss Fantastic. I I liked the movie a little bit.
SPEAKER_06Um it was definitely mid, but oh wait. Oh my god, he's not blind, he's not blind, he's not blind. Oh, he's blind. I got that. What are we doing over here? Alright. Okay. I have no idea what we're doing. Alright, is uh is it down here somewhere? Hold on, I gotta get it.
SPEAKER_16Am I supposed to sniff?
SPEAKER_03Rabbit Oh, okay. Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god. Dude, that's like pizza. That has to be pizza, right?
SPEAKER_14It's like a bite Yeah, pizza. Is it good? Oh, that's a flop.
SPEAKER_16That's kind of concerning.
SPEAKER_07Dude.
SPEAKER_06That tastes awful. Oh my god. Wow. I like it. You like it? Bad, bad. Oh my god, that tastes horrible. That tastes like year-old marinera. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_16I mean I can't really taste the marinara.
SPEAKER_06Oh no, I tasted nothing but marinara. I tasted marinero.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. And the cheese. Oh my I taste mostly cheese. Yeah, yeah, shame.
SPEAKER_06Well, my y'all like it? I don't hate it. I think I like the chicken more. No, I deadass could not finish that. That's crazy. Wow. Um, I guess do I need to spin it for you for the next one? Okay. And then I'll grab it. You're gonna show me what it is. Yeah. Are you just gonna grab it? Okay. Let's see on here. Next one. What do you think you're gonna get? I just don't want that one. That one. That one. That one. Alright. You able to see it?
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_16Perfect. Okay. We're getting rankings so far. I think the the chicken was a solid eight.
SPEAKER_17It was like a five.
SPEAKER_06It's just kind of mid. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I give the chicken like a six and a half. That one was like a that was deadass like a one.
SPEAKER_05Like I hated that. That was awful to me.
SPEAKER_06Wow, that was really bad. I'm not gonna lie, the chicken ones that we did, none of them were like inedible to me. That one tasted inedible. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I deadass could not eat it. I like flushed my mouth out after that. Holy shit. Um, what were we saying? Supergirl? Yeah. I don't know. We need to see it. It's unfair to judge a movie until you go. But I mean it didn't look that good from the trailers.
SPEAKER_16Maybe not good from the trailers, but I'm gonna hit it with an open mind because I think it's not as bad as people are saying it is.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that makes sense. He's got it on. Alright. I do think. Well, I don't know. Okay. If you want, I can pass it to him. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, I got it.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, yeah. Take that shit off there. Alright, you ready?
SPEAKER_05Let me know what you think it is.
SPEAKER_14What is it?
SPEAKER_02Oh.
SPEAKER_14What do you think it is? Wait, wait, eat it first. What do you think it is from the smell?
SPEAKER_02From the taste.
SPEAKER_04Did he put his tongue on it? Yeah, he did. He put his tongue on it. What do you think it is?
SPEAKER_15You're not saying it is what is it? Is this the fucking toothpaste one? Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Nine out of ten dentists recommend this steak. They do. 100%.
SPEAKER_15Oh 90%. Okay, let me try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to get a piece down, bro. You got it, bro. Is it that bad? It's the fucking toothpaste!
SPEAKER_14For context, John used a like fresh toothbrush to just scrub down some toothpaste on this one.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I actually brushed the fucking steak's teeth. He called it a garnish.
unknownOh my fucking god.
SPEAKER_14After I cooked it, by the way.
SPEAKER_15Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And this was marinated in uh mouthwash. I think it was children's mouthwash. Yeah, it was children's mouthwash that's like safe to consume.
SPEAKER_14And the toothpaste is all safe to consume.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's all safe to consume.
SPEAKER_14Oh, this is fucking ranked.
SPEAKER_06And it was all safe there's a little mint in there. Yeah, mint leaves are on there. That's what's sitting on top over here.
SPEAKER_15Mods!
SPEAKER_06Oh my god. Okay, I guess we gotta eat it. Yeah. Uh I'll grab this one. Here we go. Let's give this a shot.
SPEAKER_14Oh my god, dude. All the joy drain. Oh my god, that smells awful. Oh my god, all the joy drained from John T.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_18Do you want the trash can there? Hold. Hold. You got it.
SPEAKER_14I've almost swallowed it.
SPEAKER_16Oh my god, dude. I got the smallest piece down. That shit was frying me. Oh, that was bad. Why?
SPEAKER_04Is that the mit leaf? Yeah. Those are mint leaves. You cooked it with the mit leaf? Yeah. Oh my god. Like rosemary and thyme, you know? Dude, that was awful. Wow. I think I gave the fucking other one a one.
SPEAKER_06That was like a 0.5.
SPEAKER_14Zero, bro. Zero out of zero, Dennis. Recommend that, bro.
SPEAKER_06Oh my God. Um, you want to spin for me? I guess because it's my turn next, right? Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_13Wait, is it? Wait, no, it's your turn. It's your turn.
SPEAKER_06It's your turn. I have to grab it. That's right. Okay.
SPEAKER_13And then um just put the plate back in the oven.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. Wow, that was bad. That was like awful. Holy shit. Well, there's only one other option. I'm just not gonna be afraid. Really? There's only one on there that you're scared of. Yeah, besides that one, there's only one more left, yeah. Okay. Okay. Got you. Alright. Grab this one. Oh shit!
SPEAKER_16It didn't taste like mint. What did it taste like to you? Because that's like toothpaste? Tastes like the fucking toothpaste.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, that was the like meat. I think leaving it in the oven, like dried it out too. Dried out all these pieces.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, that was definitely not. That was just that was just not good. I can't. It was like nowhere. That was just not not enjoyable. Was he laughing? I think he either he's talking to someone or he's like.
SPEAKER_06Dude, I couldn't even like. It was so fucking hot. Oh my bad. Oh you're good. Here's that port. Alright.
SPEAKER_14Oh, I was excited for this one.
SPEAKER_06He was. He was so excited. That's good. That's good, bro. Oh my god. He was so excited for this flavor, dude. Surf and turf. Oh my god. That was good. This is for the record, this is anchovy flavored steak.
SPEAKER_14It literally tastes like my mama's fried fish at home.
SPEAKER_06This thing was marinated in fish for a year. Yeah.
SPEAKER_13Let me put oyster sauce on top of it. Yeah. It's good, bro. Trust me, trust me.
SPEAKER_06I do not trust you, bro. That's good. I'm not gonna hold you, bro. I do not trust you.
SPEAKER_14It tastes just like my mama's fried fish, dude.
SPEAKER_15This is a small piece for a little jit like me.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, all that stuff on top, it's all fish. It got like when it cooked, it crumbled and fell apart. The timer went off? Yep. Oh fuck me. You can wash it down. Here, go ahead and uh get us filled up on there. Um, and then I'm next if you want to go ahead and spin the thing, too. Dude, I'm like literally terrified of this one. This one is so scary. It actually does just taste like fish with a steak texture. Yeah, it's actually insane. Oh my god. It tastes like fish with a steak texture.
SPEAKER_14It's like a fried fish.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, yeah. Wow. This is such a mindful. You know how that on Halloween they would put like fucking peeled.
SPEAKER_14Y'all can like kill me. That's my favorite one so far.
SPEAKER_16Ah. Right. His body physically reacts. But um, on Halloween, they would like put like peeled grapes and like spaghetti. I feel like you could do something similar to this. Hey, what? Like sp spaghetti for the intestines, peeled grape for eyeballs. This would fuck with someone so much, like sensory-wise. It's like it tastes like fish, but it's a steak.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god, that is so crazy. Oh. I I give it like a five. A five? Maybe like a four. Damn, it's low. Oh my god. I mean, dude, it made me have like a guttural reaction. Oh my god. I was able to finish it at least. That's why I think I have to give it a five because I was able to eat it.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, no, that other one was a zero for me. So this is probably that was bad.
SPEAKER_04Dude, the mint was awful. I don't know why it was so bad. Why the fucking toothpaste you put on there?
SPEAKER_06I don't I don't even think it had anything to do with that. I didn't even taste the toothpaste.
SPEAKER_16Because honestly, I was expecting mint to go better. Because don't you put like a type of mint on steaks already? Or much sometimes.
SPEAKER_14You can. Yeah, there is a thing. I've never done it personally, but I guess you never marinated in it though, as far as I can. And mouthwash and put children's toothpaste on it. Oh my god. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Oh fuck. All right. I guess we gotta. Oh. Are y'all ready?
SPEAKER_17Fellas. Are we clinking? All right, we're clinking.
SPEAKER_06Did you already spend it? No, I'm about to know. Okay. Here's this, just so you can bring everything back.
SPEAKER_16Now one of these I want to taste good, and I'm scared might taste bad.
SPEAKER_06At this point, I'm scared they're all gonna taste bad.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god, this motherfucker's over here licking his fingers clean and shit. I just got another one.
SPEAKER_03Oh catch you again? Oh my god. Alright. I'm gonna go ahead and cover up my my little face.
SPEAKER_16Okay, I think if we're gonna talk about Supergirl, we have to predict the plot and like not just use the comics. Like we have to already seen it? Did you like it?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_16Oh, damn.
unknownDamn.
SPEAKER_06That's so crazy. I figured Darren would like it.
SPEAKER_12Did you see it?
SPEAKER_06No, I haven't seen it yet either. I I figured I thought it would be like okay. I don't know. Well, see, it's based off a comic, so I'm guessing. Well, I know the storyline of the movie is like very close to how the comic is. They just make weird changes.
SPEAKER_16I mean, that's what they did with the Avatar The Last Airbender. I haven't seen it, but like I've watched like clips and the Avatar movie? No, they did season two, the Earth Book of Avatar the Last Airbender, and like Oh, the live action one. They did a whole bunch of character assassinations.
SPEAKER_06I've heard, I know IGN actually gave it a very high review. That's fucking no one listens to IGN. They gave it a nine out of ten. No one listens to IGN. They said they made changes that improve on the source material.
SPEAKER_16They character assassinated people and then completely changed plot points that become irrelevant. Who did they character assassinate? Uh Aang got character assassinated. Zoo got a lot of. But like how? Like what happened? So, okay, do you do you vividly remember Avatar? Because I'm gonna bring up a couple plot points from the second book. So if you don't remember it, it won't make sense. Um, I remember a lot of it. It's been a long time since the vaccine. So you know when Appa gets kidnapped, Aang kind of starts crashing out on people. Yeah, yeah. But when he crashes out, he doesn't like overly attack people. He's just like, he's you you could tell that he's a child who just lost like his brother, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the show, he just keeps blaming everyone the entire time but himself until Appa gets back.
SPEAKER_11I mean like that makes sense.
SPEAKER_16But the thing is, like, it's annoying because when Aang was mad as in the cartoon, it was like for that one episode, and then he like locked back in because he was like, okay, it's uh I g I gotta I gotta do the sniff test.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_17Oh, no smell?
SPEAKER_06Smells us. I mean, there's a smell, but I can't tell if it's just like smelly smell like smell. I can't tell if it's just like a steak smell. Those are fatty bees.
SPEAKER_17Is that whiskey?
SPEAKER_14It is not whiskey. Take another bite.
SPEAKER_17Is it the bottle blast?
SPEAKER_14Nope. I wonder what this tastes like. I thought it was one of the bottle blasts with it.
SPEAKER_07Oh my god, wait. It's not the pinkle, is it?
SPEAKER_14No. Dragon? Take another bite.
SPEAKER_07What the hell? What is this?
SPEAKER_06Oh, it's pineapple! Okay. I wonder if I'm just wondering what it tastes like. Well, because I was eating the pineapple piece.
SPEAKER_14Oh, yeah, you're eating you're eating steak.
SPEAKER_06Oh, was I?
SPEAKER_14Yeah, it was the fat.
SPEAKER_06That's crazy. That's weird. Yeah, I mean that's good.
SPEAKER_14It probably just tastes like a steak.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. It just smells like a steak. Yeah, because I was trying to figure out what I was fucking tasting. It tasted like straight pineapple or like a couple of bites. I was like, I have no idea what this is. That's actually really good. I do really like that. It's super tender because of the acid of the pineapple.
SPEAKER_16I think that's my favorite one. I think the chicken is probably my favorite.
SPEAKER_06I don't know, I like this one.
SPEAKER_14This one's also really good.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I think I gotta give this one like an eight and a half, something like that. I really like that.
SPEAKER_17I just taste like beef. I don't really taste like anything else.
SPEAKER_13No, the pineapple I got into the fat on this one.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. No, that's really good.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Alfonso, you're next. That one is good. Nice lock screen, by the way. His lock screen is dope staring at Dexter. Okay. We'll see. What do you think your next one's gonna be?
SPEAKER_17Um I want whiskey.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_06Alright. You wanna grab it or you want me to grab it?
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_06Alright, Darren's gonna grab it. Um I feel like that makes sense for Aang, like, especially since that's supposed to be like his low point.
SPEAKER_16Well, that's the thing. It's it's less of a low point. Because the whole point is that Aang as a young child carried a lot of responsibility. So it was like he blew up, and then he's like, okay, I have to lock back in. Yeah. And the show it goes on for multiple episodes. Don't forget, there's eight episodes, and he's bitching the entire time. And like he's he's like on people's ass for like no like has APA kidnapped for the entire season? I haven't seen, I literally just watched like an episode, like uh, what were they called? Um, like a breakdown? Yeah, I guess. So I don't know the full context, but basically from multiple episodes, and I honestly maybe I should give some credit, maybe I should watch it, but I'm just like, it just looks very bad. I can't describe it, it just looks bad. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I have the cartoon version, and when I look at the live action version and some of the changes they made, some of the character decisions they like decided to cast. I'm just like, I would rather not. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, it's not even like I don't want to hate on it like from afar, but like the same thing with The Witcher. Like, I could not fucking finish the the latest season. I watched like the first 10 minutes of the final episode with the new guy, and I was like, Yeah, I'm good. I'm I'm so good.
SPEAKER_06I don't I think I've said this before in the podcast, but I think Avatar is a victim of like a lot of people putting it on like a really big pedestal and like being scared of change and stuff, too. So, like, how much of that do you think is like actually just like oh it's different?
SPEAKER_16The original writers were with this project, they were going to make it. Then Netflix said, Hey, let's do something instead. Because they started putting it. Don't forget, they left two years ago. They left in like 2018, 2019.
SPEAKER_06You ready for the steak?
SPEAKER_17Uh I'm gonna finish this one first. But yeah, I'm damn, you're still chewing the other ones. I was eating it slow.
SPEAKER_16I was talking too much about Avatar.
SPEAKER_17I was gonna do it. Okay, gotcha. You wanna hold it? Yeah, I'll hold it. All right, do the sniff test first. Oh, this is s'mores. S'mores either that or baja. S'mores has a very strong smell. Okay. It smells very like like sugary. So either s'mores or baja. I'm gonna find out in a second. It's definitely sugary. What do you think it is? It's just Baja, bro. What the fuck am I eating? It's Baja. It's just Baja.
SPEAKER_14Uh try again.
SPEAKER_17It's not Baja.
SPEAKER_16Oh my god, it's fucking gross. It's bad.
SPEAKER_14I was excited for this one.
SPEAKER_16Here, here, take the trash can. Hold on, hold on. I'm gonna finish this piece.
SPEAKER_14I was excited for this one.
SPEAKER_16Okay, if it's not a smore. If it's not a smore, then it's not Baja.
SPEAKER_17What could it be?
SPEAKER_16There's not that many options left, to be honest with you. I know, but I can't think of what the fuck this could be. What other sweet thing did we have on here? It's like is this whiskey? Yes. Yes, it's whiskey. It's ridiculous how like not smooth these videos are. It smells like honey, but I put honey on top.
SPEAKER_14It was honey whiskey.
SPEAKER_16Smells like honey.
SPEAKER_14Does it just taste like alcohol?
SPEAKER_11It has the alcohol burn in the meat, nigga.
SPEAKER_14What the fuck is this? That's what you were tasting.
SPEAKER_11Oh my god.
SPEAKER_06Okay, let me let me give this a shot. Alright, pass it over. Damn, this one is. Oh my god, the smell.
SPEAKER_11It smells good. That's what it is. It smells good. It smells sweet. Like smell, it smells sweet.
SPEAKER_16But it has the alcohol burn in it. I don't know how it does smell sweet. When you chew the meat, it has like the actual like the whatever. I can't describe the alcohol, whatever the fuck, is in the meat. You see what I'm saying? Yeah.
SPEAKER_18Yeah, here it takes it.
SPEAKER_16It's in the fucking meat. I don't know how it got in the meat.
SPEAKER_14Oh my god. Fuck that one. Oh my god. How did it do that?
SPEAKER_02How did it do that?
SPEAKER_14Sitting in whiskey for a year.
SPEAKER_04Holy.
SPEAKER_18Oh.
SPEAKER_15I didn't like that.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god. Wait, how much longer until we have to take a shot of whiskey? Oh my god. Five minutes. Oh, thank God.
SPEAKER_15Okay. When they get fucking back shots.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god. Okay. You went, is it my turn to go, or is it your turn?
unknownIs it?
SPEAKER_06Maybe it's W's third and last turn. Got you. Okay. This is my last turn, right? Yeah, last turn. Just go ahead and spin that real quick. Oh my god. That was awful. Holy shit. That was. That was so bad. Never drank whiskey steak.
SPEAKER_14Did you actually hurl?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I did.
SPEAKER_14Damn.
SPEAKER_06That was not me exaggerating. Dude, I'm crying.
SPEAKER_16You got a fucking rancid piece. God. No, that was not good at all.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, that was bad. It took a while for me to like taste the alcohol, but when I did, it was.
SPEAKER_16It's a weird. It actually had alcohol, like the taste of it in there, and I was so surprised.
SPEAKER_14So yeah, I saw Supergirl. And like, do you want a spoiler review or like a non-spoiler review?
SPEAKER_16I don't care about spoilers. If John goes back, he might care about spoilers, but you can kind of just go through it and like it's a good thing.
SPEAKER_14I don't know who the fuck the villain was.
SPEAKER_16Like was it not Lobo?
SPEAKER_14No. He was like a It was honestly like, you know, Wolverine and Deadpool versus Wolverine? Actually, no, it wasn't that it wasn't like it wasn't that tight of a psychic.
SPEAKER_16It wasn't like a buddy cop thing.
SPEAKER_14It wasn't a buddy cop thing, but it was like he was there for the movie and he helped out the protagonist. Nah, because like she she tags along with this random ass girl she meets in a village on a planet. Okay. Um, and they're like two of them are the main characters. I don't even know what the fuck her name was. But the whole thing is that the main villain who is like literally just a ravager from Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh, he's back. Okay.
unknownSorry. You blindfolded.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, he's blindfolded.
SPEAKER_16We're just talking about Supergirl.
SPEAKER_14I was talking about Supergirl. I don't know if you want like my spoiler review or not.
SPEAKER_16Okay, this one looks promising. I'm not gonna hold you. I'm excited for this one. Because whiskey was such a disappointment.
SPEAKER_05I was dude, whiskey was absolutely awful. Here's that. What do you think that is?
SPEAKER_06It's definitely not just steak. Yeah, it's anything but I hope I get the one I'm excited for. What is this? Is it edible? This is a baja. This is a baja. Darren, daring, daring, daring. I put the trash can in the middle if you need it. Baja. It's Baja. Do you taste it?
SPEAKER_14Yes. Yes, I taste the Baja.
SPEAKER_15Oh my bad. I'm actually really curious. I'm really curious.
SPEAKER_13Damn, we had to spit that shit out.
SPEAKER_14Wait, what does the fat taste like?
SPEAKER_06What about it is so bad.
SPEAKER_14The fat is like even worse.
SPEAKER_06Is it just because it absorbed the Baja? Does it taste good? Do you like Baja Blast as it is?
SPEAKER_14I do love I love Baja Blast. That's crazy. But it's like it's meat Baja Blast.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. So is it too sweet?
SPEAKER_16I'm gonna try.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna try it. Yeah, I got I gotta see what this tastes like. Oh my god, dude.
unknownThat's fat.
SPEAKER_06Because you would never guess by looking at it that it's a Baja Blast flavored thing.
SPEAKER_14I mean, when we were cooking it, it was green. That show was gray. Just green.
SPEAKER_15Oh, I see it now. This is fucking bad.
SPEAKER_16That is fucking bad. Oh my god. That is fucking bad. I just got a little like teeth bite of it, and this shit was Oh my god.
SPEAKER_14Okay, well, anyway, I was um supergirl. And the main villain. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Sorry, I just want to get through the stake as fast as possible.
SPEAKER_14Can I finish like my thoughts? Yeah, yeah, of course.
SPEAKER_12100%. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_14Uh what was I gonna say? Oh fuck Supergirl, your thoughts. Yeah, so the main villain is like I don't even know what the fuck his name was. It was like some Ravager type from Guardians of the Galaxy.
SPEAKER_06Krieg or some shit like that.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, something like that. Um yeah, like I don't know what makes him on par with Supergirl.
SPEAKER_16Oh, it's just some guy.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, it's just like some fucking Ravager from Guardians of the Galaxy. That's literally who it is. Oh, and then she basically tags so basically he kills this little girl's family. They're like weapon makers at the beginning of the movie. Um and then she like tags along with Supergirl. So basically, so she kills this little girl's parents and then captures crypto, and that gives them two like a common thing to fight him against.
SPEAKER_16They want to fight him, they want revenge. Yeah, common entry.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. Uh I don't know. I don't I don't even know who the fuck this villain was. I don't even know his name. It wasn't cool. He was just a Ravager from like Guardians of the Galaxy.
SPEAKER_06I know in the comic his design is completely different.
SPEAKER_14No, what's his name?
SPEAKER_06He looks even more like just a guy. He's like literally just a white dude, but like a ginger.
SPEAKER_14I looked up Super Girls Rogues Gallery and I was like, I can't imagine making a like a movie about any of these people.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_14I was like, bro, just use a Superman villain at this point.
SPEAKER_06I mean, to be fair, that's how I feel about most Superman villains besides legs and like Brainiac.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Superman, Superman has so many fucking like movies at this point, too. They just reuse the same villains over and over again. Fuck Doomsday is a cool concept, and so is Zod, no?
SPEAKER_14I I was thinking they should they should have used Zod. Because the Kryptonian the backstory stuff is one of the coolest parts of the film. They've just used Zod so many times. This would have been the third time they've used them in the past 10 years, or right.
SPEAKER_06Well, and I mean even then, like the biggest Superman movie of all time, he's still the villain and stuff like that, too. So I mean I get it. Zod was the Henry Cowboy, right? That, but also like Superman 2, like the one that like most people think of when they think of like and then he was the villain in the flash.
SPEAKER_14Okay, we're gonna need the honey whiskey this time.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, we're gonna make a flash movie and have General Zod as the villain. Who the fuck was in that writer's room, bro? What were they cooking?
SPEAKER_16Was he in the Flash? Yes. He was the main villain in that movie. When he put the baby in the macro, if he was the main villain, yes. I thought it was no flash just did that.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, no, that's not why he did it, but like, yeah. No, General Zod was the main villain. No, I thought that was like the timeline movie, no? Yeah, it is. Yeah, because he went back to the same year that Man of Steel takes place. So he went back to when Zod was there in Man of Steel.
SPEAKER_14Attacking Metropolis. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16No, I thought it was Wonder Woman fighting Aquaman. Am I tripping? Was that? No, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_14You're thinking of Flashpoint Paradox, like the animated one. We're talking about like the flash.
SPEAKER_16I am thinking of flashpoint paradox.
SPEAKER_14What the hell did you think of the really cool comic it was based off of?
SPEAKER_16That's what I was mixing the two ideas in my head. I was like, no, because he does pull out the fucking. I don't know how the fuck they got what they got. Because they pulled out the Russian uh Supergirl. That was also a flashpoint paradox, but it was Russian Superman, but it was Russian Supergirl in this one. Yep. They also had the retired bat. That's why, okay, I was mixing the two movies together. That's what was going on. That makes more sense. It was Zod, but it wasn't Super Woman. It wasn't Wonder Woman and uh the Aquaman. It was okay, it was Zod.
SPEAKER_06Wonder Woman was in the movie for 30 seconds, but yeah.
SPEAKER_16Okay. Yeah, it was a five out of ten.
SPEAKER_06I don't know. The Flash movie? No, the um Supergirl. Yeah, I mean, I figured it would be like a six and a half. Yeah, it was just middling. Yeah. Yeah. Are you already? Shot. Shot shots. Shot shot. Shot shots.
SPEAKER_01That was better. It's getting we're getting used to it.
SPEAKER_17Famous last one. We can use it.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_15But we can just glitch.
SPEAKER_14The steak. Last time I drank like this was our 50th, I think. Yeah, I didn't know. Or one year. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16The alcohol goes rumbly in my tumbler.
SPEAKER_14Literally just like, don't drink anymore.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I don't either. I drink beer every once in a while, but that was a bit drinking a little more, but nothing.
SPEAKER_16Like you see, I have plum wine. Like, I'll be sipping out of plum wine on the weekend. Did you already spin the wheel? Uh I did. Do you remember?
SPEAKER_05Okay. Yep, yep, yep. Okay. I'll go ahead and uh blindfold myself. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_17I hope I got the one I actually want, man.
unknownI think you did.
SPEAKER_17You might have, honestly.
SPEAKER_03Oh, thank God.
SPEAKER_06There's only two left, anyways. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, we talked about this the other day, but um James James Gunn's plan for the I think he can pull. I really so weird. I want to believe, John. Bro, this motherfucker came out and he was like, all right, guys, we're making creature commandos. And I'm like, oh, yes. We're making Superman. Okay, that makes sense. We're making Supergirl. Oh, okay. We're doing a Booster Gold movie.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_06Really? We're doing an Amanda Waller show.
SPEAKER_18Green Lantern.
SPEAKER_06We're doing lanterns.
SPEAKER_16And Clayface.
SPEAKER_06Well, Clayface wasn't even part of the original lineup.
SPEAKER_16Clayface, the trailer for the movie looked really cool, though. I really liked it. Yeah, no, I think Clayface is gonna be good, but that's such a genuine. I do think Clayface will be a good movie, like dead ass. I'm sure it will be.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_06Oh, please, for the love of God. Please, for the love of God. I'm so scared.
SPEAKER_16I'm so scared. Oh god. This is either gonna be the greatest thing you've ever tasted, or you will projectile vomit all over the room. I'm prepared for either response. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_17Your hand, get your hand ready, Johnny. Get the little gripper. My hand's ready, bro. Get your grippers out.
SPEAKER_12Alright, guys. Just oh, whole hog. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_08Oh I know it's pickle.
SPEAKER_16Oh. I'm guessing sitting a year in uh pickle juice was not you just not like that one. Not at all. Alright, guys, your turn. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay.
SPEAKER_11Oh wow.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_11Wow, is it Darren?
SPEAKER_16Have you ever looked at the meat when you cut it? Why? It looks like the nasty patty, nigga. Well, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_14It wasn't that brown when I cooked it.
SPEAKER_16It looks grayish.
SPEAKER_14No, it's it's because we left it in the oven so it just dried out.
SPEAKER_06This should look like an alien. Dude, I was excited to eat that one. That's the one I was excited about.
SPEAKER_14I cooked like almost all of a medium rare initially.
SPEAKER_16Oh, it just smells like a fucking vinegar shape. Like a salt and vinegar.
SPEAKER_14So this one I didn't really smell while I was cooking, but when I was washing the pan afterwards, I was like Well, remember, it fucking stank up the whole oven. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07God.
SPEAKER_14I just lit my fucking nostril ablaze.
SPEAKER_18What the fuck did I just put in my mouth? Holy shit. That was disgusting. It's pebble if it wasn't clear. It's been a negative one. I think I would eat the toupee.
SPEAKER_14I wouldn't rather eat the mint.
SPEAKER_06You remember? You remember that episode of like SpongeBob where he's like, it's the most magical meal of the day.
SPEAKER_18That's exactly what that shit. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_06Whoa, I my tongue just touched the shit, bro. Now, if I'm wrong, there should only be one flavor left. Is that right? Yes. Okay. Do you know what it is? Yes. Okay. Alright. I want to go ahead and go grab that real quick, unless you want to grab it, whichever one. Woo! Oh my god. Hopefully this last one. Hopefully this one isn't bad.
SPEAKER_14I forgot to take the last two back. Sorry. Oh, you're good. That was cool. I'll get the door for you.
unknownThank you.
SPEAKER_17Can you bring like one napkin for everybody? If possible. Yeah. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_16That was fucking terrible. That was crazy. That was fucking terrible. I don't think I've ever like that actually like disgusted.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, that was awful.
SPEAKER_16That was I knew that one was gonna be fucking terrible. Oh my god. Wow, we had some shitters. Like what Baja Plas Mint Pickle. Yeah. That was Y'all were looking forward to the pickle one. I I thought it was gonna be like okay. I couldn't even, I couldn't even chew it, Darren. That shit touched my tongue.
SPEAKER_14I actually I actually took a fair bite and I chewed it, and I was like, no.
SPEAKER_06You should blindfold yourself.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_14Oh, this is the last one?
SPEAKER_06Yeah. God, I hope this was.
SPEAKER_16I need this to hit. I can't have four misses, bro.
SPEAKER_06I think it was more than four, bro. Oh, I left the four guns.
SPEAKER_14Let's say there were two misses.
SPEAKER_06I left the four guys.
SPEAKER_14Three misses. Where's the plate?
SPEAKER_16You got it? Yeah. Oh, nice. I like that. Smells good. What flavor do you think this is? A little chocolatey. A little marshmallow glaze on top. Exquisite. What was that home? Homelander meme, just like I remembered. My baseball. It was perfect. It was perfect.
SPEAKER_14Perfect. Down to Last minute detail. Is it good? Oh, I wanted this one to be good.
SPEAKER_06Is it perfect?
SPEAKER_15I could eat it over pickle. I'll eat it over pickle.
SPEAKER_08Guess what flavor it is?
SPEAKER_16Oh my god, get this out of my mouth.
SPEAKER_08It's not good.
SPEAKER_16It's small.
SPEAKER_14I wanted this one to be good, damn.
SPEAKER_16Chocolate is too, like, it's too rich. Chocolate is like super fucking rich. It just doesn't hit with steak. Let me get it. Like it's it's trying to fight.
SPEAKER_14I want to eat it with the marshmallow.
SPEAKER_16I just wanted a big piece of marshmallow stuck on there. It's trying to fight the steak for like flavor supremacy, and it's not working. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god.
SPEAKER_16It's trying to fight the steak for like flavor supremacy and it's not working. Yeah. It's like it's two, like there's two fucking savory flavors fighting each other. It doesn't work.
SPEAKER_14John, is that the worst one? No.
SPEAKER_16Okay. No, pickle is definitely the fucking build up of it. No, the pickle is definitely like Satan incarnate. Like, I'm not gonna hold you. Like, that's the shit they eat in hell. It's fucking pickle steaks.
SPEAKER_15Yo. Supposed to write a story about that.
SPEAKER_16You only eat pickled steaks in hell. That was the one that actually made me throw up. I actually threw up. Oh my god. I'm gonna tell my mouth. Oh my god. The straw that broke the camel's back. Yeah, holy fuck. Yeah, this was not good. No, that was awful.
SPEAKER_14Man, I was looking forward to this one.
SPEAKER_17Oh my god.
SPEAKER_16I gotta yak it out. I gotta spit this out. I'm not gonna look at that one.
SPEAKER_14Batoe.
SPEAKER_17Kobe. Oh my god. My dad. You're good, bro. Bro, I dad spent throw up again. Well, trash hand's right here, bro. Oh my god. Oh, hardy.
SPEAKER_14Oh shit.
SPEAKER_17I heard that one.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, that one came up.
SPEAKER_15Keep talking, bro. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_14What did you want to talk about? Including my thoughts on Supergirl.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, it wasn't that good of a movie.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_06Well, when you walked away, we're talking about James Gunn and his plan for the DC movie.
SPEAKER_16I'm excited. He's doing a lot of B and C tier, but I think he can pull it off.
SPEAKER_06Man, a lot of them are a lot lower than C tier, bro. What D? Creature Commandos? I liked it though. Did they exist before?
SPEAKER_18They did.
SPEAKER_06They just told me they were an OC and I don't believe you. I'm excited for it.
SPEAKER_14I thought the finale to that show was lame, though. I did the finale with the fish girls.
SPEAKER_06There's a lot of buildup, but like Creature Commandos is very disappointing because it feels like it's going somewhere and then it just doesn't.
SPEAKER_16But I really love the setting. They're setting up for a season two for sure. I'm obviously apparently they're basing it off the comics, so the fish girl doesn't stay like that forever. Part of the at least if they go off the comics. So that is something to look forward to.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, she died, but technically I guess they find some way to revive her or something.
SPEAKER_06That's something to look forward to. They're gonna bring back a dead character.
SPEAKER_16Ooh. But no, I I generally enjoyed it for what it was. Like I liked the rope. That was hilarious. I like the Nazi robot episode. I like the fucking uh rabbit animal guy, the fucking weasel. Yeah. No, he was going for live action at some point.
SPEAKER_06I do too, yeah. It'd be fun.
SPEAKER_16I just see my boys. You're saying there's Nazis?
SPEAKER_06Are there gonna be Nazis here?
SPEAKER_16Uh yeah, sure. There's no Nazis.
SPEAKER_14He's a for the boys guy. I don't know. I fuck with him.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, I liked, I like Dr. Phosphorus. The bride of Frankenstein, that was a little, I was like, okay, that was hilarious. Frankenstein is hilarious. Frankenstein is hilarious. Him with his bride, that was like, okay, whatever.
SPEAKER_14But because I was like, Did you love how like verbose he is? How much he loves you?
SPEAKER_16He's so eloquent. Yeah.
SPEAKER_18My darling Petunia.
SPEAKER_16And then him living with the old lady. That was like like poetically sad because he knew she wasn't gonna live without it.
SPEAKER_14I love her analogy to being blind, though. I always think about it. What's her analogy? I can't remember. She said, like, close your eyes and think of the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. That's what I see every day. That's really sweet. I like that. That's actually like a really like I was thinking about it. I was like, what if okay, this is like a real question. What if you went blind? The gun is loaded? Question mark? Oh.
SPEAKER_12The gun is loaded?
SPEAKER_14Like, what if y'all went blind? Like tomorrow? Yeah, like imagine how life-changing that is.
SPEAKER_16I mean, at first I'd be really upset. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, my entire life.
SPEAKER_14My entire life, I just can't do anymore. I'd have to change my career path.
SPEAKER_18I mean, you can still do it. If I have a blind surgeon, nigga, I'm screaming. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Alright, we've got the DEI doctor.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Motherfuckers walking in with no limbs, no eyes.
SPEAKER_16A fucking nugget, bro.
SPEAKER_14I could probably, I could probably like teach and that's it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Dude, I would just have to give up so many of like the games I usually play, which are so crucially heavy, bro. Like, I can't fucking play Marvel Rivals and Braille, nigga. I don't know how that would fucking work. Motherfuckers worried about his career path.
SPEAKER_04Like, bro, I can't play Marvel Rivals anymore.
SPEAKER_16Well, I the thing is my career path wouldn't really bother me as much because I've learned how to type and I've learned the keyboard fairly well. So I could still do music and I could still do like a typing job, which is what I do right now. Yeah. So like I guess production-wise, I would be more productive, but I wouldn't be able to Could you do a typing job? Like a desk job? Yeah, I I used to clean a house for a blind line. As long as the keyboard talks to you, can hear the sentences. But like, how do you know what you're typing on? Her keyboard talks to her.
SPEAKER_06I hate to break it to you, bro. You are not Stevie Wonder. You're not doing all that, bro. No, but no, no, no.
SPEAKER_16So literally, like she would type out sentences and then like she would hit, like, I forget what button.
SPEAKER_14But if you didn't like open an application, she can do that.
SPEAKER_16She she the lady I used to clean houses for, she was like a fucking what's the so like she was she was like a rehabilitation coach for like like for pro leads and stuff. Like if you got caught doing something bad, she would help you like you know, schedule and like go here, do you she was that she would do like community service. She was like, not outreach, she'd work with the courts. That makes sense. Like corrections? Whatever mother's milk was doing, but like further removed where you could be blind and be at home and just like talk to people, do like Zoom calls. Like she was rehabilitating people. I just can't, like, like troubled people. Like the one I was because I was ear hustling, and like she was just talking to one guy, like, yeah, your sentence is almost over. Like his like his time allotted. She's like, you still have a couple more community service things to hit, but like her and I know if you have meta glasses, you can like ask it what you're looking at, it'll tell you. I mean, shit, I could just get some meta glasses, have a fucking haptic or a talking keyboard, and I'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, I could do it. And then, like, when it comes to like art and stuff, I can still do music. I don't know if I could really draw anything anymore. That would suck, but I can still like write and shit.
SPEAKER_06For the sorry, this is kind of off topic. I just wanted to know before we moved too far forward.
SPEAKER_08Which steak was y'all's favorite?
SPEAKER_16Chicken. Chicken. Well, hands down. Chicken was the only one I could just like uh which one did I like?
SPEAKER_06I don't even remember. Pineapple.
SPEAKER_16Pineapple. Pineapple was good.
SPEAKER_06Pineapple that much.
SPEAKER_16Probably, I don't know. I really like the anchovy one too. The pineapple piece I got didn't have a lot of flavor in it. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_06No, that's fair.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_06No, I fuck with pineapple. The worst one was definitely the pickle. Yeah. The pickles came from hell.
SPEAKER_14Y'all were hype for that one, too. Dude, pickles came from hell.
SPEAKER_06It sounds good.
SPEAKER_14Maybe if it wasn't marinating in pickle juice for like a whole year, it'd be okay.
SPEAKER_16That shit came from hell, bro. That was like actually demonic.
SPEAKER_06Anyway, sorry to interrupt you. I just kind of wanted to know before we move too far past it.
SPEAKER_16No, no, that's fine. I think chicken was my favorite. I could I could fuck up some more of that chicken steak. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_06Dude, the small one sucked. They all sucked. They were all bad, dude.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And that's the best one was like an eight out of ten for me.
SPEAKER_16And the funniest part is that, like, we know that's what the true flavor would be because they sat in that for a year.
SPEAKER_06So that is like a lot of them are so bad because they sat in it for a fucking year.
SPEAKER_16Well, yeah, that's like the true flavor. Like, that's that's like the full potential. That's like maxed out stats. Like that was pickled replacing the steak meat.
SPEAKER_06That was I bet that pineapple one would be even better if it was not sitting in there for a year. You know, just sitting in there like overnight or something.
SPEAKER_16Maybe but it probably just tastes like steak if it's sat in there overnight, though. It'd just be super tender.
SPEAKER_06Just give me the piece of steak with the pickle on it, or the not the pickle, fucking the pineapple on it, or whatever, and I'll be good. That's all I need. But yeah.
SPEAKER_16If I'd be blind, oh yeah, you're blind, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I was gonna say, if I was blind, I think I don't know, I might kill myself or something. I don't know.
SPEAKER_16Oh damn, just gave up. That was a gave up. Mine's like, yeah, I can just have to, you know, like, you know, I could pivot to teaching and be.
SPEAKER_06No, because I mean, like, I I could like I I could probably live like that, but like, don't I want to?
SPEAKER_16Any of our blind listeners, we love you. Please keep listening. This is not a good thing.
SPEAKER_14You are absolutely built different, because I can't imagine having that much of a disability and still just like living, you know, disability to get that bread, nigga.
SPEAKER_16Like what he said. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I don't know. Like, I I wouldn't actually do it, but I'd be like, damn, is there like a point? You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_16Like, I mean, like, I know this motherfucker This motherfucker dick rides Daredevil, but as soon as he loses his I dick ride him because I'm not Daredevil.
SPEAKER_06I know I'm not Daredevil. I know I'm not Goku, bro. Like, no. He's like, I'm out. I've seen enough. I've seen enough. You think I want to be Daredevil? I don't want to go through the shit that man goes through. I don't want to do all that. I mean, he just got more dead girlfriends than spiders.
SPEAKER_16So he just loses a girlfriend every now and then. It's like nothing too crazy.
SPEAKER_06Bro, this motherfucker. I don't know. He watched his dad get like killed by the mob in front of him. The foot clan or the hand clan. No, it's just like the mob. Oh.
SPEAKER_16I thought it was the foot of the hand.
SPEAKER_06Well, I mean, he fights the hand, but that's not who killed his dad. No.
SPEAKER_16Damn.
SPEAKER_06His dad was a boxer who sucked. Yeah, that's what it was. He was like, damn, I don't want to suck anymore. Let me win a fight. And then he died for winning a fight.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, because he was supposed to be like their what showboxer, throwboxer, whatever.
SPEAKER_06He was a fixed boxer.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_06For the record, I would not actually do that.
SPEAKER_16It wasn't like the mind, but wasn't that like the one time his son was watching too that he wanted to win? That's why he wanted to win, yeah.
SPEAKER_17Are y'all ready? Clink, y'all.
SPEAKER_12Alkie with the boys.
SPEAKER_06Walkie slush. Eh.
SPEAKER_16Is it getting is it getting smooth?
SPEAKER_18What the fuck are you doing?
SPEAKER_14This guy has the elk.
SPEAKER_18Yes, I hate it. I just turned my head and the fucking beast titan just started fucking flailing up the back.
SPEAKER_14I believe it. Very cool.
SPEAKER_06So does Deadpool, the same voice actor. Savannah guy? What the fuck? The one for Marvel Rivals. Oh, voice actor in Japanese. I thought you were talking with the Africa. Um, just any like Marvel thing in Japan of them in Japanese, it's always the same guy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Cool. It's actually really cool. I didn't know that one. Yeah. How do you know? I might have to swatch my uh switch my Marvel Rivals over. It's a character y'all would love to voice. I would love to voice personally. Ooh, that's actually a really good question. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know who I could voice. I want to match the character. I wouldn't want to just be a character.
SPEAKER_06I would be good at voicing.
SPEAKER_16Bowser. Honestly, Bowser's not a bad pick. I'm seeing if I can go with like a deeper cut.
SPEAKER_17A deep cut?
SPEAKER_16Yeah, deep cut. Let me see.
SPEAKER_17I don't know.
SPEAKER_16One of the evil pigs from Angry Birds. I don't know which one, but I feel like you can nail one of the pigs.
SPEAKER_06Dude, they have normal voices in the movie, I don't know.
SPEAKER_16No, they have silly voices. No, in the game.
SPEAKER_06In the game?
SPEAKER_16Ooh, in the game.
SPEAKER_06There's all shit like that. Bro, Angry Birds is fire. I don't know. I kind of fuck with Angry Birds.
SPEAKER_16I feel like you could do one of the pigs. Like, I feel like you could just do like you could bring your own, like you could do your own style of John and bring life to one of the pigs. I feel like you just have that like charisma to be like funny and goofy. Who would you? But also like an evil funny goofy.
SPEAKER_14Who would you cast Alfonso as as like a voice actor? I don't think so. Who would you have Alfonso voice act?
SPEAKER_16I was gonna say maybe I could like fight Shamik Moore for his spot, but I don't think I'm a Miles Morales kind of guy, honestly. No, you're absolutely not. I'm not. You're not that goofy.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, I'm just hey.
SPEAKER_06Hey. Um, I don't know. I feel like you'd you do a very good like anime dub voice. You know what I'm saying? You play a Deku.
SPEAKER_18Oh, Chaco, what's going on? Oh, hi, Kachan.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Casu.
SPEAKER_18Oh wow. We have to go plus Ultra Detroit! Smash.
SPEAKER_06That's the type of shit you'd do, I feel like. You wouldn't do that. You'd be like, I don't know. I feel like you if you would you put in a little bit of effort, you'd be able to do like the Bakugo voice or something.
SPEAKER_16I don't know what you're saying.
SPEAKER_09Zeku! You fucking judge!
SPEAKER_06I was gonna say kill you! Shit like that.
SPEAKER_16So just like generic dub guy?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I could see that. Generic dub guy, huh? I think you'd have to like uh like train for it, but I think you could. Probably. You know what I mean? I I could see that. Generic dub guy's not bad. They make decent like I don't know why they like try to direct them all to use the exact same voice. I've never understood that.
SPEAKER_16I don't know either. I I couldn't figure that out. Like, honestly, I don't think I could.
SPEAKER_06I mean, like, if I if I was to choose one for myself, you'd be like the next Chris Sabbat, maybe like uh he's just kind of like got very big tweaks on like a normal guy voice. You can see that too.
SPEAKER_16Who's Chris Sabbath? I don't know about Vegeta and Piccolo.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, he voices a lot of them. He voices All Might. He's uh he's in a lot of things, actually.
SPEAKER_09My Bulma! Bulma Kakerat, we have to get the fentanyl. Kakarot, this cancer thing is pretty strong. I don't know if I'm going to make it.
SPEAKER_16Oh, she was in full metal panties stocking. Yeah, he was in fucking My Hero. One Piece? High school DXD.
SPEAKER_17He's Zoro in One Piece. Yeah, that's crazy. He's in a lot of shit. Shit ton of Dragon Ball.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. Fairy tale. The fuck is Blue Gender?
unknownOh no.
SPEAKER_06I forget what it is. There's an anime. They're gonna have a Nirvana song as the opening. I forget what anime it was. Yeah, it was about like a lesbians or some shit. It was gonna have a song from Nirvana.
SPEAKER_13Which Nirvana song?
SPEAKER_06I don't remember. Hey, hey, I remember. I don't know. I don't know which one. Okay. I can't remember if it was one of the ones. Was Nirvana still around after Kurt Kobain died?
SPEAKER_16Wait, he voices Piccolo too? Is Vegeta and Piccolo? I just said this nigga's kind of got it.
SPEAKER_06I just said, bro. I said he was voices Vegeta and Piccolo.
SPEAKER_15I heard Vegeta. That's what I heard. Vegeta and Piccolo. This nigga kind of cooking. Okay, I'll take that. I take those. I take those. I take those.
SPEAKER_06Alright, bro. You take those. We get it. I take those. I take those. You take those.
SPEAKER_16Man, the chocolate one. I was actually really excited for the chocolate one. I'm actually really like disappointed that was a flop. Bro, I'm disappointed that all of them sucked. Dude, chicken was gas.
SPEAKER_06Chicken was not gas. Chicken was gas. It's pretty good. That shit was gas. That shit was eatable. That shit was edible. Eatable. Same thing. Same thing. Able to be ate. Yeah, this this shit was able to be eaten. You know what I mean? That's why you liked it so much because it was one of only two levels.
SPEAKER_16No, the chicken one actually tasted really good. The fish one was edible. Like I didn't hate the fish. I don't know if I would say it was my favorite, but like I was able to eat that in its entirety. And then the pineapple one I was able to eat in its entire. Damn it. Did I only eat three steaks?
SPEAKER_06There were like there were so few of them that were actually like fucking edible. It's crazy.
SPEAKER_14I think that's why you don't see like s'more steaks.
SPEAKER_06In the we discovered originally that chocolate chicken is a very good chocolate chicken was gas. Chocolate chicken was fire. Like I'm I'm shocked that chocolate steak didn't carry over. Well, I mean, so like made it.
SPEAKER_16I feel like chicken also doesn't have its own, like chicken has more of a less basic, it has a basic taste, it has like a default taste. You can put anything over chicken. Steak already has a savory taste that you can't get out of it because of the red blood. And I feel like the chocolate is also savory, and they just kind of fought each other.
SPEAKER_14It's not being like an unpopular opinion. I think it's way harder to cook chicken than it is to cook steak.
SPEAKER_16It is. Because uh you undercook chicken, it you can you risk your chance for disease. You overcook chicken, it becomes dry and tastes like fucking paper. Yep. So you have to hit like that sweet zone where it's juicy but fully cooked.
SPEAKER_14Even a well-done steak, like yeah, it's not good, but I mean with A1.
SPEAKER_16Just slap some sauce on it.
SPEAKER_14And like anything other than well done, you could just eat it.
SPEAKER_06I feel like that's how it is with chicken, too. Like chicken, pretty much any sauce you put on it will take away. Well, you talk about the cooking of it.
SPEAKER_14But like the cooking of it is. Chicken also very heavily like relies on the seasoning and the marinade you put with it too.
SPEAKER_06No, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_14Because I like I like meal prep chicken very often, chicken and turkey. Um, I don't eat beef that often, actually. Um, when I do, I'm happy. But uh yeah, like I don't know. When chicken gets old, it fucking sucks to eat. Yes. Too. It does. That's true. Like, I never I know like I did that once. I like I always keep my chicken raw in the fridge now. I just cook it when I want to eat. Speaking of what's are you still going to Costco?
SPEAKER_16Did you already go to Costco?
SPEAKER_14I couldn't go today. They're closing on the fourth. Okay, tomorrow.
SPEAKER_16I need to pick up some more meat.
SPEAKER_14Uh yeah, but if they go early though.
SPEAKER_16Because I have to leave by like. I have something to do with John, but I also want to pick up more beef for the week.
SPEAKER_06Chicken, I I used to food prep chicken every week where I would like cook out the chicken for the entire week and then I would just use it in different wraps and stuff. Um but yeah, towards the end of the week, it always just kind of sucks. It sucks, yeah. Yeah, it was just never good.
SPEAKER_16So it gets like a slog, like you have to just keep eating chicken.
SPEAKER_06Oh, I always just put a bunch of sauce on it at that point. I'd use like a bunch of like honey mustard or something. You just like kind of cover up the taste, and it was better. That's kind of how I feel about chicken. Is like if it is bad, you can always just like cover it up with something. There's so many different things, like it goes with every sauce imaginable, pretty much.
SPEAKER_16So there's different ways you could do that and still spice it up if you need to steak, even like lamb, any like red meat, honestly, they have such a strong, like natural flavor.
SPEAKER_14Like, it's we should do this next year with lamb. Jesus.
SPEAKER_16Okay, actually, we've done chicken, we've done steak. What's another meat we could move into? Like, there's lamb, there's pork, fish. I think we'll I think John's gonna die now. Wait, hear me out, pasta.
SPEAKER_06Walk me through that. Walk me through that.
SPEAKER_14Like different sauces with pasta, like we have like ranch pasta.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, different sauces with pasta, different meat or no meat, just straight up with noodles and depends on what it is. Turkey.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it depends on it depends on what it is. If you're doing a steak pasta, you can't.
SPEAKER_14Turkey is like the most tasteless meat.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. You could have a pasta where instead of like whatever sauce it is, you just use like beef stock. And that's your pasta.
SPEAKER_12That would be good.
SPEAKER_06That's what I'm saying. Like you do some shit like that. I I could see it. Or I guess if you wanted to get specific with it, we could be like lasagna. It's all different types of lasagna.
SPEAKER_14How many different ways can you make lasagna? Like the meat sauce?
SPEAKER_06That's how you feel like.
SPEAKER_14Like a fish lasagna.
SPEAKER_06I think pasta would be.
SPEAKER_14I made a vegan lasagna before. That was actually good.
SPEAKER_16I was gonna say maybe pasta would be easier to iterate because you could just get the fucking uh rigatoni, whatever the fuck, the cylindrical noodles, and then you just keep swapping out the sauces, and then you can just do like small batches, and then just put cheese on all of them.
SPEAKER_06Like it doesn't have to be just like a meat, it could be like pretty much because I mean, originally we did like specifically chicken wings, like we did that originally. They could be like tacos, it could be like pasta, it could be like honestly.
SPEAKER_16Though, I will say I'll raise you this. I think having just like a protein base makes it more interesting because that's all you're eating once you change that flavor. Because with like the pasta and the tacos, you can like kind of mask or like move away from the flavor because there's a taco is not really, it just has the shell. That's like all okay. Taco's different, that's protein plus the thing.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but like with the pasta, I guess depending on what it is, too. You have the flexibility of using either a shell or a soft taco, too. You could do it that way. Soft taco will cover up the taste a lot, but like imagine 10 flavors that are as weird as a spaghetti taco. You know what I mean? Like, I could see something like that being the case.
SPEAKER_13I know what you mean.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, like I could see something like that working if that was like a s'mores taco or something, you know what I mean? Like, I could see shit like that working. Or like, I don't know, like what are other like foods that could work with that? Like sandwiches. Yeah. Same concept. I think sandwiches are too broad to fit inside that bucket.
SPEAKER_16You know, it would be whatever medium you put inside. Like, honestly, you could have like a s'more sandwich.
SPEAKER_06So just anything in between two pieces of bread, basically. Like it could be.
SPEAKER_16That'd be really funny.
SPEAKER_06Just like anything sandwich. It could if we did something like that, the only way I would want to do it is if it was. One ingredient on one side and another ingredient on the other side. It's a sandwich. Yeah, instead of being one weird thing, it's two weird things put together on a sandwich.
SPEAKER_10That makes sense. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Like instead of peanut butter and jelly, it's like orange juice and oh, please no juice. No liquids. Oh god. I I hate soggy bread so much.
SPEAKER_16Soggy bread. You don't like bread with soup? Uh I've never been a fan of bread with soup, honestly. Like tomato soup and bread and stuff like that. Never could never do it.
SPEAKER_06Anytime I've done that, it's always like bread that's like cooked already instead of just like harder bread. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Like it's not usually like a raw piece of toast. Yeah. Bread. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06That's what I'm saying. Like, usually it's not something like that. Like, usually you'd have like a baguette. Yeah. I guess, yeah, that type of thing makes sense too. But I don't know. Like soggy bread. Whenever I've had bread and it gets wet somehow, I cannot eat it. Like, no matter what. Like it gets fucking disgusting. So I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_14Whenever I wanted to like purposefully make myself vomit, I would think of soggy bread.
SPEAKER_06Really?
SPEAKER_14Yes.
SPEAKER_06I mean, I get it. Like eating it. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. I mean, I have a couple of additional things that I can think about now, but yeah.
SPEAKER_15Add to that list.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, no, like with a sandwich, it could be like one side is pumpkin and one side is twizzlers. It's a little crazy.
SPEAKER_14I've seen a lot of like fucked up shit in like hospitals and stuff, but if I still think of soggy bread, it'll make me throw up.
SPEAKER_16Wow. I believe it. I mean it goes to show you how like some things are just unbeatable.
SPEAKER_06You're probably desensitized to a lot of the stuff at the hospital.
SPEAKER_14I'm not desensitized to soggy bread yet. You're right.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, exactly. You have to keep eating soggy bread every single day for eight hours a day.
SPEAKER_16The sog slog. Don't call it that, bro. Sog slog.
SPEAKER_06Ugh. That's like some shit you'd see at like a cheap ass broken up fucking like theme park or something.
SPEAKER_14Y'all want to make the timer 10 or keep it 15?
SPEAKER_06Uh ten?
SPEAKER_16Why 10? Well, we have an hour left. An hour left. We can get what six more shots in? Fuck me, dude. No? Um just say no if you don't want to do it.
SPEAKER_06How much time do we have left on this one?
SPEAKER_14One minute.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_16So if we change it, it would be at one. Which I'll like more out of these two. I like the honeymoon.
SPEAKER_14Canadian or American?
SPEAKER_16Do that.
SPEAKER_06American difference. I've just got to do it. American American went down smoother. I didn't even know you changed it. American went down smoother, I'm not gonna lie. Okay. Yeah, fuck it. Every 10 minutes instead. You think we?
SPEAKER_16Yeah, we can fit if that's six more shots. We close out at two hours. I think that's pretty fair. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna regret saying that. Okay. Yeah. Um, can we do the Reddit thing? Or yeah, how do you think about it? How's the Redd thing? Yeah, what is it? Morality scaling. It was like just come up like basic, like there was hypotheticals where the Reddit thing, you know? Yeah, the Reddit.
SPEAKER_14You see your shot glass. Atheism.
SPEAKER_06Oh, sorry, I was about to session. Like Captain Clark sharp glass, shot shot glass. Sharp glass. My sharp glass? Like, there's stuff like this, uh like though Yakub, the morality of creating white people. Yeah. Is it asking? Like, what is it asking? It's like uh like stuff like this.
SPEAKER_16Oh, yeah, you're a villain, but not a super one. There's a couple. There's a I read a couple of good ones, and there's a couple I came up with, but I had to like think about them to remember them.
SPEAKER_06Um how's that morality? Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, to be honest. I don't do it. Like, I read it, but I don't really get it. I don't know what we'd be doing. Uh Captain Clark. What do you think your still life would look like in the back rooms?
SPEAKER_14Oh, yeah. What's like the thing it would exaggerate about you? So I guess like we're really asking, like, what's your most prominent feature or flaw?
SPEAKER_12I guess.
SPEAKER_16I don't know, because like like stuff like that. Like morality of making a holocaust survivor.
SPEAKER_06Like, what's the question?
SPEAKER_16Like, is it like like is it fucked up?
SPEAKER_06Is it is it is it fucked up to make a Holocaust survivor relive it? Yeah, probably. What? That's what he was asking me.
SPEAKER_14Yes, that is fucked up. What?
SPEAKER_06What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_14How is that a morality thing? Like, that's just wrong.
SPEAKER_06Like, yeah, that's I mean, is it like F tier, I guess? Like, what do you ask here? F tier, maybe F tier morality scaling? Like, dude, we're on the tier list. Oh, we gotta drink this, by the way. Yeah. Did you already set the timer? Not yet. I'm gonna after we drink it.
SPEAKER_08Oh fellas. Oh my god. Six four times. Okay. Ah.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god. Oh god. Um still life. I'd probably be pretty tall over going off of physical characteristics. Um really hairy. I'd be like extra hairy.
SPEAKER_14Like instead of being hairy, I'd be like, I was explaining John to somebody who's never seen John before.
SPEAKER_06Imagine like me, but like a cartoon ash Bigfoot. That's probably like the way I'd like to be like, honestly. Like, I I think I would look like a fucking gorilla walking through or something.
SPEAKER_14But y'all think would be my like exaggeration. Backrooms guy.
SPEAKER_06I don't know. I think yours would be like your still life would be like, you know how like the Clark one is like um just like really aggressive because he's an aggressive dude or whatever? Yeah. Yours would be like you're trying to help people, but you're doing it like a violent way or something.
SPEAKER_09Like you're like, no, let me give you a vaccine. You have to do it this way.
SPEAKER_06Let me give you a vaccine. And you like fucking stab them with Serena's or some shit like that. That's that's what I feel like it would be. Did you see any other morality quandaries, queries that you like?
SPEAKER_14Oh, did someone get his feelings or should we kill every quadruprolegic?
unknownYes.
SPEAKER_01I think that might be an F tier.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. What else was on there? If that was the one you led with.
SPEAKER_16Oh no, I I couldn't find the ones that I liked from last time. It was buried under all these. You don't remember them? Not at the top of these fucking chuds, just kept posting, and I'm just like, are you one of the chuds?
SPEAKER_14Are you sort? Are you sorting by hot or new?
SPEAKER_16Ooh, let me actually do that.
SPEAKER_14Oldest trick in the Reddit book. Yeah. Hot and new.
SPEAKER_06I like sorting my Reddit by hot because sometimes I get more banger posts and if I just sort it by new. If I sort it by new, I might get like shudd posts. I don't know.
SPEAKER_14Some artist Reddit user.
SPEAKER_01I like posting in the same Reddit seven times a day to guarantee I get as many views on my posts as possible.
SPEAKER_14Hey, this person's posting a meme in general.
SPEAKER_01Get him out of here, mods.
SPEAKER_16Mods. Ooh, okay, this one's pretty pretty hot top. The morality of melting Europe if it means you feel cooler, which is like the whole AC thing that America basically, we're do you know the whole AC and the thing? So Europe is so fucking stupid. What are you talking about? So basically, like over a hundred.
SPEAKER_14Did you sacrifice a continent for your continent?
SPEAKER_16Over a hundred and something? A Cold on listen. Over like a hundred and something like that.
SPEAKER_14That's your job, dude. If you said no, you put yourself out of the bit out of the job.
SPEAKER_06What's AC? I don't get it.
SPEAKER_14Air conditioning. Look, this HVAC guy.
SPEAKER_06But basically, basically.
SPEAKER_16Would you let Europe burn if it meant you could have AC?
SPEAKER_06They don't have AC over there.
SPEAKER_16No, they don't. But a hundred and something people died in France last week alone due to like really high temperatures. And they're blaming Americans because we have ACs and we apparently our ACs do.
SPEAKER_14They're blaming us because we're more technologically advanced.
SPEAKER_06That's not how that works.
SPEAKER_16Our ACs do something to where like it's like putting like what hydrofluorocarbons or something in like we're fucking with the ozone. We don't do that anymore, but yeah. So that's but they're blaming us for that.
SPEAKER_14They're stupid too. Like, I don't know what I don't know what to say.
SPEAKER_06That's not how that works. The homes over in Europe are built better. That's why they don't use ACs. But they're dying from if they were built shitty like they are in America, then they would have ACs the way we do.
SPEAKER_14Well, no, thing is in Europe is that they're built to retain heat.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, when it gets too much.
SPEAKER_14Also it's just cooking, grandpa.
SPEAKER_06Okay. But a lot of their houses are made of like stone and concrete and shit, whereas here it's all made of like drywall and fiberglass. For us, we need to have AC or house.
SPEAKER_14You know what's funny? I was just like looking over random statistics when like the Europe stuff was brought up. Um, so about 44 to 47,000 people die of gun-related injuries in the US. 175,000 people die annually in Europe from heat exhaustion.
SPEAKER_11100 how many?
SPEAKER_1475,000.
SPEAKER_11That's a lot of people.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_11From heat exhaustion?
SPEAKER_14Heat-related causes.
SPEAKER_06Dude, they should really buy an AC over there.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, like literally. Dude, I saw a post. The operating rooms are operating at like 96 degrees Fahrenheit. And like the nurses and doctors are wearing ice packs on their chest.
SPEAKER_06Are you kidding me?
SPEAKER_14What the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_06Like, what is the point of that?
SPEAKER_14You're just begging for your patients to get an infection. There's a reason why they're supposed to be cold.
SPEAKER_06It's not like there's no way for them to like rectify it. It's a hospital. They can still have ACs and shit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Choosing not to. It's ridiculous. I don't get it. If you're European, uh show on us in the comments.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, if you're European, like maybe try getting an AC. I don't know.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, hire John.
SPEAKER_06Mini splits are a good option for you. You should try that out. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_16This one was funny, but I don't know if it's really a good morality scaling. The morality of using the sex offender registry to hook up with women. What? I mean, so you're taking them out of the market for good. So instead of being pedophiles, they're now pounding you or you're pounding them. I mean, I mean, I mean, you're using the sex offend-like, you know how like people will go on to like Craigslist and like fucking Facebook marketplace to find women selling wedding dresses to hook up with those women who are probably going through a divorce. They're like, okay, this woman used to be a sex offender. Yeah. Hey, fine shit.
SPEAKER_06Morality. I mean, I think dating someone on the sex offender registry is probably not very moral.
SPEAKER_16But you're helping rehabilitate them. Are you? Yeah, you're getting them out of their weirdo shit. Are you? Yeah. I don't know. What if they rape you?
SPEAKER_06I mean What if they date you and still rape people, anyways?
SPEAKER_16Well, it's it's a dude hooking up with women, so that's kind of like the Okay, that doesn't answer my question.
SPEAKER_06Like, I guess that's not stopping them from raping someone. You're just dating them while they're doing it.
SPEAKER_14But like, you know, if they're You're putting yourself at risk, too.
SPEAKER_18Babe, stop raping people.
SPEAKER_14This is under the assumption they will stop raping people if you're yes.
SPEAKER_16To date you, they would be fully committed to you. Are they gonna rape me? And I mean, if you want them to. I don't want them to. Okay, then they won't.
SPEAKER_06Like, I mean, they're probably gross.
SPEAKER_16I mean, yeah, they're probably gross people too.
SPEAKER_06Sex offender, down bad guy, used sex offender's list to clap cheeks. OneCloud9. Why do they use him as that's so fucked up, bro? I see that I see that guy on the right on TikTok all the time. They used a random TikToker's face as the face of a bro.
SPEAKER_18That's fucked up, bro.
SPEAKER_14Okay, she's pretty hot.
SPEAKER_15But I'll give it like a picks. It's like you can rehabilitate.
SPEAKER_06They're probably not actually on the sex offender register. They just went like baddies with mugshots and like just found a fucking picture of them.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_06That's probably all they did.
SPEAKER_16I would just probably hook it up with like fucking like now that we broke talking about, let's look at our sex offender, the the Georgia sex offender.
SPEAKER_06I see like uh posts all the time where it's people and they're like, oh, casting a new Avengers movie, but using people. But we're using the sex offender registry in my state.
SPEAKER_14I saw one. It was like casting breaking bad, but using people on the sex offender registry around me. It's just hilarious.
SPEAKER_06Are we about to shout out people on the sex offender registry?
SPEAKER_14There was that one time we were like brainstorming ideas for our YouTube channel and podcasts, and I threw that out there. The sex offender registry? Yeah, like casting stuff. Oh yeah. Wow. It's just hilarious to me. I don't know. They like Deadass found some guy that looked just like Walter White, too.
SPEAKER_06I remember the guy who looked like a Mike looking just fucking like him. Oh god. No offense to Jonathan Banks, I think his name is. A lot of pedophiles look like you.
SPEAKER_13Put your dick away, Walter. I don't want I don't want to have sex right now, Walter.
SPEAKER_05Walter? Walk away, Walter. Walter. Walter.
SPEAKER_15Put your dick away, Walter.
SPEAKER_06There's actually quite a few.
SPEAKER_14Isn't it a Michael Earnhardt or something like that?
SPEAKER_06Jonathan Banks is his name. He made a post today for the 4th of July, actually. I think I saw it. He was talking about McCarthyism. It was really strange. He was talking about how fucked up McCarthyism is. I mean I don't know. Did you were you were you able to look up the sex offender registry? It's a bunch of niggas.
SPEAKER_14Well, the character's name is Mike Urbentrout. Okay.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_06You said like Michael Earnhardt. Like Amelia? I'm so sad that the sex offender registry is disappointing to you.
SPEAKER_14I don't know what you were expecting.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Were you expecting like a bunch of attractive people on the sex offender registry?
SPEAKER_14There's a reason they rate people, dude.
SPEAKER_06I don't know if that's a reason. I don't know if that's an exact thing.
SPEAKER_14It's not a good reason, but it's a reason. We only have four around us.
SPEAKER_06There's only four people on the sex offender registry? At least that's what look at the things.
SPEAKER_16Everything is set to our zip code? Everything is set to all, and there's only four niggas. There's three niggas and one white guy. Is it by our zip code or something? Where are you looking? Are you looking at what I'm looking at? The search thing. The search setting says all types of cases, all types of uh cities, all types of mileage, and it just looks like there's four dudes.
SPEAKER_06I don't think you looked anything up, dude.
SPEAKER_14Yo, Alfonso, pose for your mug shot right now. Is that you would look?
SPEAKER_16I'm not gonna look happy in the fuck. What are you typing in? There's no typing.
SPEAKER_06There was typing all over the place. There shouldn't have been typing. How do you think you look up an address?
SPEAKER_16Everything was just set to all, so it was just searching all of them, like the entire database. Of everywhere in the country? In the state of Georgia. That was the Georgia's.
SPEAKER_06So you think the state of Georgia has four people. Are you dead serious? Everything was sent to all, bro. That's why I was like, that's interesting. Look, I like Georgia as much as the next guy. We've got more than four sex offenders here. They've been caught? Yeah. We do.
SPEAKER_16There's not even like a search option. Well, we don't even have a pedophile city like Florida does.
SPEAKER_14I know of two of the four then. Oh. They came to your hospital? No, one was in my neighborhood and the other one was a patient of mine.
SPEAKER_16So yikes. Yeah. Did they tell you there was sex off?
SPEAKER_14Like, Darren, he's a sick. No, my it was when I worked for the pharmacy, my boss told me. Because like she's a parent and she looked it up and was like, oh, my patient's on here. And then she just randomly told me after he was talking me up one day.
SPEAKER_17Did you know that this guy's on the sex offender registry? Yeah. That was awesome. He's sexually offending me.
SPEAKER_14I'm trying to, it's very hard to use that. Yo, how moral are sexual defenders?
SPEAKER_16Oh, defenders. I had it. It took me a second. Defenders?
SPEAKER_14Like. Like you have the sexual offenders.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, like I'm trying to think about what a sexual defender would be. Like, is it someone who like basically like protects women from getting raped?
SPEAKER_14Or is it someone who like or they're like Christian and they just have like a chastity belt?
SPEAKER_06I don't think that'd be a sex defender.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, they're defending their sex. Defending from sex.
SPEAKER_06Defending their sex. Yeah. Like a white knight. See, because I'm imagining someone who's like gonna like bust into like rooms to stop people from getting raped. And I'm like, yeah, that's just awesome, dude. Do that, do that some more.
SPEAKER_13It's like Batman.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's like Batman if you only targeted rapists. Like, that'd be cool. I don't think he'd be Batman anymore at that point.
SPEAKER_14He'd be like anti-rape man, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Anti-rape man. He'd be like, Y'all patent that. Dude, I should. Y'all ready? It's an anti-rape man. Yeah, it's an anti-rape man. We need more anti-rape men in this world. Guys, I don't know if y'all know this.
SPEAKER_16Rape is bad. That was so brave of you, John. To say that. You know, what can I say? That was that was powerful, man.
SPEAKER_17Sorry, that was like really oh god.
SPEAKER_14Oh, can I get a vomit green Gatorade?
SPEAKER_16I would love to give you a vomit green Gatorade. These are my favorite types of Gatorade, actually.
SPEAKER_14This is the original kind of Gatorade, actually.
SPEAKER_16OGs.
SPEAKER_06Do you know why it's called Gatorade? No. Yeah, it was made in the Florida, um the Florida Gators one. The team. Yeah, the coach made it. Cool. Well, no, it wasn't a it wasn't the coach. It was uh it was a science project that they made. They're like, oh, we're doing an experiment to see like what kind of drinks actually boost energy for athletes and produce electrolyte drinks? Yeah, that's what that's they were like the first ones to make like an actual electrolyte drink in that way. Oh, okay. Yeah. Dude, Gainesville, Florida sucks. I forget if that's where that uh college is or not, but dude, Gainesville, Florida is like isn't it literally just like the south? It's just run down like crazy. It's bad. Is that close to Kira or far away? It's far. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_14It's like uh No, it's like the more north in Florida you are, the more south it is. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_06It was like North Florida. Yeah, yeah. It was like two hours north of Orlando or something.
SPEAKER_16It's basically like if you drove down like two hours below Atlanta. So like Savannah, Florida, that kind of hit the same.
SPEAKER_06It's like you know Gaines.
SPEAKER_14No, Savannah's cool. Um, I mean like Savannah a lot. Yeah, no, if you drove like two hours south of Atlanta, that's what North Florida's like.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_14But that's Jacksonville. Jacksonville's chill.
SPEAKER_06But um, yeah, no, it was Gainesville. You always hear about Gainesville, Florida, and I was like, oh, this is like a Gainesville for like the city of Florida is. That's what I'm saying. I think that's where it is. The city of what? Uh Gainesville, Florida, not Georgia.
SPEAKER_16I've only heard about heroin and alligators in Gainesville, Florida.
SPEAKER_06Well, that's why, because that's all that's there.
SPEAKER_16Heroin and alligators in college.
SPEAKER_06I went to a renaissance fair there. That's what we did. We went to a renaissance fair. In a swamp. We looked around and we're like, let's get out of here. And then we didn't actually go in at all. What was the matter? It was like the entire town was just like run down. There's like nothing going on besides that. The entire parking lot was full. It was just people. I don't know. We like we got there, but like, I don't even want to do this anymore. We just left. No offense to y'all in Gainesville, but like shout out my Gainesvilleans. Yeah, shout out Gainesville, Florida. Y'all suck, but like, you're cool though. You know, damn that bitch ugly as hell, but she kind of that's what I'm saying. It's like Gainesville, Florida is like uh a girl that's like not very attractive, but she'll she'll treat you. But she's cool people, she's cool. So she'll treat you right.
SPEAKER_11She'll cool people, she's cool people.
SPEAKER_16So you do like Gainesville. Um only when he's drunk.
SPEAKER_06Probably for drugs. I mean, it seems like the type of place you'd probably get some good drugs, but that's not something I do, so it's not my type of people, you know. I get it.
SPEAKER_14I'll cut it. Any more in the Reddit thing? The Reddit you were doing.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, I got I got some more.
SPEAKER_06Reddit's my favorite. Dude, you're getting all off my tip. I got a tinkle, bro.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_06I'll pause the timer. No, bro. Keep the timer going. I got a tinkle.
SPEAKER_13Okay, go tinkle, dude.
SPEAKER_06Dude, I'm out of tinkle so hard right now.
SPEAKER_05Tinkle time! Tinkle.
SPEAKER_13Well, John's tinkling.
SPEAKER_05Fucking spill all over the place in front of you.
SPEAKER_13Part of the whiskey.
SPEAKER_16Okay, this one's kind of contemporary. Morality, morality of not giving up your seat to a pregnant woman because you're tired.
SPEAKER_14I would give up my seat though. That's the thing. Even if I'm tired.
SPEAKER_16Honestly, if you're done.
SPEAKER_14I don't know. I like stand all day long, so I'm used to it. I mean, I don't think it's moral. I mean that's a reason why I wouldn't.
SPEAKER_16I feel like you, if you're like super tired, like you worked like 19 hours in a coal mine and now you're sitting on this like bum ass subway. I would get up. You still get up? Yeah. Would you judge someone if they didn't get up? Yes. I don't know if I would judge someone if they didn't get up. If they like if you look if you you ever just look at someone and tell they're tired. Yeah. So like if I looked at someone and saw that they're super fucking exhausted, and I just saw a pregnant woman, and this person's just like Is the pregnant woman tired? No, the pregnant woman's probably like wide awake. You know, basically. Is she asking for a seat? She's just on the bus. That's fine.
SPEAKER_14But if she's asking for a seat, then I would like to. If she's asking for a seat and the person is like, no, I don't want to. If she's then I'd be like, okay, you're an asshole.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, yeah. She's actually like destroying. But if she's fine with standing and like whatever, but it's it's yeah, it's like one of those things where it's like, do you just give up your seat automatically? Like, how like I would offer, definitely. Like, have you ever seen those Twitter posts where women like Shivry is dead, they're just sitting on the fucking stepboard train, everyone sitting down, not giving up the chair for them. No, but if you if you ask and the person says no, then yeah, I'm gonna judge them. Okay, I'll raise you this morality of just giving up your chair for what? Women in general, like how you see those like shit posts where women's like, Oh my god, no one gave up their chair for me. Chivalry is not about pregnant women or just women it was originally pregnant women, but I've changed it to just regular women, like how those women do like those hate posts.
SPEAKER_14Because I said I would, no matter how tired I am, because I'm used to standing up.
SPEAKER_16If it's a pregnant woman, I mean, yeah, why not? Yeah, if she's asking or not ask, she doesn't ask. I feel like it could be. If she doesn't ask, I still ask.
SPEAKER_06Like, see, I would, anyways, depending on who the person is, to be honest, just because like I don't really care that much.
SPEAKER_14He changed the question though. He was like, if you saw somebody who looked tired as fuck refusing to let her sit down, would you judge them? I was like, Yes, I would.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_14I don't know, you may be tired, but you're not carrying a fucking baby.
SPEAKER_16You can see that they're fucking done. And the pregnant woman doesn't look tired. She doesn't look tired at all. No, yeah.
SPEAKER_06I know I'm saying I probably wouldn't judge them, honestly. I don't really care. I'd probably just be like, I get it. I mean that's what I'm saying. I'd probably just like, I mean, they got the seat first, whatever.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, it sucks, but I get it. Like, this motherfucker. I wouldn't make a big deal about it. I wouldn't be like, that's a beautiful woman in front of you.
SPEAKER_18Pregnant mother of two, bro.
SPEAKER_09I can smell the pheromones.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, it's just it's very situational, but I feel like if I could tell this motherfucker is like a bottom.
SPEAKER_13But just like a woman in general, it's like, no, I don't know.
SPEAKER_16But woman in general, yeah, I feel like you can just stand, bitch. Like, I know exactly. Let me see. Do you have any other good ones? Let me see. I'm not that Christian, so this one doesn't count. What is it? It was morality of having sex before dating someone. I don't really, I don't really see that as like a big of a deal. Maybe some moral thing. I guess if you're a Christian, it it does count as a moral thing.
SPEAKER_06It's not a moral thing. It's a preference thing. It's not a moral thing. What is anti-moral about that?
SPEAKER_16Yeah, what's immoral about it? I guess Christians like premarital sex. It's like you shouldn't be. But why is premarital sex not moral? I mean, if they're two consisting adults. Uh premarital sex is like you're like, you're like uh you could be like whatever, but I think it's not moral. Ooh, okay, this one's not bad. What is the morality of refusing to sacrifice yourself to save millions of people? So, like last of us style. Like, would you kill Ellie? Like, or would you kill yourself as Ellie? Well, yeah, I would.
SPEAKER_14I'll kill myself. Would I kill another person?
SPEAKER_06Well, are we are we assuming that they would have absolutely worked? Because the whole point is that it was absolutely not going to work.
SPEAKER_16Well, okay, I mean, well, it just that the question was just the question.
SPEAKER_06It didn't like would you kill yourself to save a million people? Potentially, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, is that the only way to save a million people? Or is it just the only guarantee?
SPEAKER_14All it says is just what if I say no, I better save a million people to make up for it.
SPEAKER_16Also, all it just says, what is the morality of refusing to sacrifice yourself to save millions of innocent people? I feel like this is honestly, I kind of agree with this comment. It's kind of neutral. I've been innocent people. Only a willing sacrifice is moral, and unwilling sacrifice is where the line is crossed. I kind of get that. I kind of get that logic. Like, if you didn't want to do it, but you died anyway, it's like like with the last one, they just chose to kill the kid, she didn't want to die, it's like, okay, that's kind of fucked up. And then, like, if she's choosing to die for it, it's like, okay, and it doesn't work. It's like, well, is she she tried to do something? It's like it comes down to that the life of the individual to if they want to die or not. And then it's like, how many people would you like really expect to like just kill themselves to save a bunch of people? Like, would you really like do if you got a like a pool full of like a thousand people? How many of them really like put everything on the line? Did we ever talk about the Is it a painless death? It doesn't say just it could be fucking as painful as you can imagine, but you're saving millions of people.
SPEAKER_06Did we ever talk about the button question on here? I don't think we did. So there's a blue button and a red button. Like the meme, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so it's like there's a blue button and a red button. Um, the red button means you 100% survive, right? The blue button means everyone survives as long as over 50% hit the blue button. Otherwise, you die.
SPEAKER_16So would you guarantee save yourself or choose to like save the group? I mean, I would choose blue, but I don't I don't know if a majority of people would apparently a majority did choose to save the group because it just makes it's a numbers game. If you everyone chooses to save the group, then you win.
SPEAKER_14My thing is the numbers, yeah. Yeah, like I don't I don't think I'm worth a thousand a million people.
SPEAKER_06The main example I saw a lot of people bringing up. Oh my god, 10 minutes? Yeah. The main example I saw a lot of people bringing up is like, would you want to live in a world with nothing but people who chose the red option? Like, would you want to live in a world with like only like the 10% like you you know all these people are gonna stab you in the back at some point if it comes down to it?
SPEAKER_14That's actually I don't I don't necessarily think that means they're like self-serving, though. It's not like I could see why people choose the red button.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, and it but it's like everyone has to pick it too. Like that's what it came down to. Everyone has to pick it. That included newborns who had no idea what was going on, included disabled people who have no idea what's going on. I'm assuming it's like all people cognizant. No, it's everyone. So it's like even people.
SPEAKER_14I mean, it's not really a choice thing because they're just choosing a random one.
SPEAKER_06Well, exactly. That's what it is. So you know there's always gonna be a degree of people who have no idea what it is and are just picking a random one on there.
SPEAKER_14I mean, I don't think I still don't even think that's that many people to make a difference. It's like statistically insignificant.
SPEAKER_06Um I don't think it would be, honestly. Because I mean, think about how newborns versus like well, it's not just newborns. Like, I mean, would you really trust like a three-year-old to make an educated decision on that?
SPEAKER_14That's a good point.
SPEAKER_06A five-year-old, a 110-year-old, you know what I mean? Like shit like that. Like not everyone on there is gonna be fully cognizant. Um you pour the shot out.
SPEAKER_13What does the global population look like age-wise? Uh I wanna I wanna define this out.
SPEAKER_08No. Get the shot out of the way.
SPEAKER_06Age-wise, I've I had to guess. I would say that about 20% of the world's population is old. Like old, old.
SPEAKER_13This is from 2018, though. It's kind of outdated. From 2020, I guess it's what is it?
SPEAKER_14Um, yeah, majority of people are. It's like a it's a pyramid, so I mean more people are young.
SPEAKER_05So that makes sense.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_05More people are being born every single day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06I'm starting to feel it. You're not feeling it. I'm feeling it. I'm really feeling it. As who says that? I'm really feeling it. Mr. Krabs? No, it's the Super Smash Brothers. I'm really feeling it. Shulk, he says it. He goes, I'm really feeling it. That type of thing. All right, Darren. Yeah. That's what I thought.
SPEAKER_05You're really feeling it. Oh, you're feeling it, all right. Well no, let's take a little shot.
SPEAKER_14Grab out of later, bro. Come on.
SPEAKER_05Oh, let's go.
SPEAKER_12Bob, bop.
SPEAKER_14That was not a sh is that a shot? I I gave y'all 30 milliliters, like the same amount. Broken down. Literally measuring with my glass.
SPEAKER_17Okay, John.
SPEAKER_16That was my answer.
SPEAKER_14That was my answer. The Gatorade was a really good fucking call, dude.
SPEAKER_17Oh my god.
SPEAKER_16Electrolyte, baby.
SPEAKER_17I can't keep doing this.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, I feel like soda with those steaks would have turned so much. That would have been fucking sour.
SPEAKER_15Something sour.
SPEAKER_16The burps, then you get like the reshot back shot of like the fucking thing you just ate.
SPEAKER_14Leave me alone. Let me leave you alone. Take your fucking shot, yeah. Yeah, you're cheating, dude.
SPEAKER_16We can't do that. If anything, I'm hurting myself. Because now instead of 10 minutes, I have nine minutes.
SPEAKER_14Well, I didn't start it until everybody took their shot.
SPEAKER_16Oh.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god.
SPEAKER_16At least we're not gonna do that thing we did on our fucking anniversary. We did like the white girl. I love you guys so much. Yeah. That was yeah.
SPEAKER_06You know what? I fucking hate you guys. What do you hate about me most? What I hate about you most? You got a bandana on. But he gave me the fucking bandana. You look goofy, dude. My bad. Take that shit off.
SPEAKER_12I will.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Well, you think you are Naruto? Yeah, bud. That's what I thought. And you. Actually, the bandana looks pretty good on you, my phone. But like that. You look like you cook sushi. That's what you look like.
SPEAKER_16Yo, put me in the kitchen, twin.
SPEAKER_14This guy in cars, too.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, this dude looked like he eat wasabi. Dude, you remember wasabi from Big Hero Six? Yeah, that was my goat. Yeah. What was his power again? He like knives.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, like fucking plasma knives, bro. Yeah. Him and Go-Go are pretty cool. What are they putting Baymax in the MCU? He's already in the MCU, no? No. Who did he? Isn't Big Hero 6 part of it? It's not a part of the MCU.
SPEAKER_06Big Hero 6 is Marvel, but it's not in the MCU.
SPEAKER_16Okay, so it is Marvel though. Yeah. Yes.
SPEAKER_17Okay. I thought it. Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_06That's why I was like, I was like, is it not? I thought it was in the MCU.
SPEAKER_14San Francisco has never been mentioned in the street.
SPEAKER_06You thought that if they were you thought they were in endgame or something?
SPEAKER_16No, no, maybe not like MCU, MCU, but I thought Game Max got a lick in on Thanos. Like we thought this may hurt. Yeah. No, but I thought that okay. Okay, I wanted to make sure they were Marvel because I was like, they're not just Disney. I knew there was something more than that. Yeah, they're Marvel. Yeah. Stan Lee was in the movie. Yeah, he was in the movie. He was Fred's dad or grandpa or something. The Big Hero Six show is actually really good if I ever saw it. It was actually pretty good. If you didn't watch it, it was pretty good.
SPEAKER_06I watched non-baby shows like Tangled Ever After. That was kind of heat. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You don't know nothing about that.
SPEAKER_13I don't.
SPEAKER_14Darren, you don't know Ball. I don't know Tangled Forever After, whatever the fuck you just said.
SPEAKER_16I've only seen like two episodes, but we're not going to see that ball, so we've seen like two thick fans. I think they tried. They tried to do something.
SPEAKER_06She has like three seasons. Yeah, so it did very well.
SPEAKER_14Is it like a Disney Plus thing?
SPEAKER_06No, it was like regular Disney, yeah. Like 2012, like a couple years after Tangled came out. Yeah. You know what I mean? I've never seen Frozen 2 either.
SPEAKER_14I haven't seen it either. I heard it was good though.
SPEAKER_06I'm not gonna lie. I watched Frozen and I was like, dude, this movie kind of sucks. Dude, why is this movie so popular? I don't get it.
SPEAKER_14I think it was just popular because of the music.
SPEAKER_06Is the music even like that good?
SPEAKER_16The music warrants it. Plus, they have a cool, lovable sidekick who's the snowman who has no concept of the biggest. Olaf was the lamest motherfucker ever. But he was marketable, cute, and he had no concept of the death. I wouldn't say he was cute. He was cute. He sold plushies. He sold hella plushies. I guess. And like he had no concept of the fear of death. So it made the like three times, bro.
SPEAKER_06We get it. No, I wasn't done. I kept cutting me off.
SPEAKER_16So he had no concepts. And so like the parents would watch it and get a laugh at it, and the kids were like, oh my god, he's gonna die.
SPEAKER_15Oh my god.
SPEAKER_16Like, bro, we know he's gonna die. He added stakes. He added stakes. Nah, we'll say smiling friends.
SPEAKER_06Anna dies in the movie. Fuck Olaf's steak. Anna died.
SPEAKER_16I will say talking about Smiling Friends did do a better snowman, like hypothetical what if that shit was funny as fuck. Because they actually let him die. Yeah, because they actually had Bill Nye die. Yeah, he's like, Bill and I'm like, and then he like did the fucking electrical thing and got fucking shriveled up and shit. And then they put him in the freezer. He's like, I actually, I'm kind of ready to die. Like, let me go. What are we talking about? Smiling Friends did the better Olaf than uh Frozen.
SPEAKER_14I like the Smiling Friends. If you're still listening, shout out to you.
SPEAKER_06Personally, I liked Olaf in uh The Wonder Man show. I kind of liked him. What are you talking about? Josh Gad, he's the actor for Olaf. He was also in the Wonder Man show playing himself, and he gets lost inside of Doorman. And I kind of fuck with that.
SPEAKER_16That sounded really sexual. I hope you know that.
SPEAKER_06Dude, he really explored his body. I'm not gonna lie. Like he gets lost in there, dude.
SPEAKER_16Oh my god.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, no, it was actually pretty sick, bro. It became like this whole thing of like, dude, like, no, you killed Josh Gad. And it's like, dude, no, you killed Olaf. No. That's that type of thing, you know? This guy gets it.
SPEAKER_14I don't get it. No! Don't fall. Don't fall. He fell. He fell down.
SPEAKER_18Fucking way you just walk down. This guy just fell.
SPEAKER_14Alright, let me hold up.
SPEAKER_18Dude, what were you doing?
SPEAKER_12I did that on purpose. Okay, you were fucking all motherfucker. No, I'm good. I'm good. Bro, I'm good.
SPEAKER_16There's no way in hell, bro.
unknownBro.
SPEAKER_16This episode's off to a great start. John done found out. Did you break the fucking chair?
unknownNo, I didn't break the chair.
SPEAKER_16No, he got a fucking cord tangled up in that bit. Only in Ohio, bruh.
SPEAKER_05Only in Ohio when you fall over, bruh. Oh god. Dude, happy 100th episode of the Skycast, guys.
SPEAKER_06Happy 100. Oh my god. Oh man. Is it actually called Goody's powder?
SPEAKER_14Yes. I didn't know that. It's in it for a person, I think.
SPEAKER_06Is it?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06Who is goody? Have you ever met someone named Goody? It can't be her powder then. Are you drinking another thing of goody powder?
SPEAKER_13Yeah, it's a safe dosage. Trust me.
SPEAKER_06Is there an unsafe dosage of goody powder? Like can you OD on Goody powder?
SPEAKER_14Yes. Probably kill your liver with a Tylenol in it.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna drink some more of this. Gatorade!
SPEAKER_14Where do you see yourself in ten years?
SPEAKER_16Billionaire. Yeah, who was Iris? Uh billionaire Playboy Philanthropist. I'm gonna be in jail, actually.
SPEAKER_14What the fuck? I think I'll be in prison.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, if we know me and you two do, I'm gonna be in prison. What would I be at 33? Hopefully banging my hot wife.
SPEAKER_14Oh my god, I would be 33. I'd be so fucking old.
SPEAKER_16Dude, you're practically dead at that point, like honestly. Hopefully, like I'll have at least maybe like a wife or a girlfriend. And maybe.
SPEAKER_14Like, I don't know. Somebody, bro. Somebody in my life. Dude, does somebody want me? Does anybody want the thumbnail, bro? No one wants to be a good thing. Prediction, prediction. In a year, Alfonso will have a girlfriend. In a year? Like, I think once we move out, and you said you're getting your own place.
SPEAKER_16Like you're getting your own place? Either that or I'm moving in with Cajun. We'll see which one happens first. Because our job is moving to Tucker. So, like, our job is moving, so I need to find a place that's closer to there. It's pretty close to home. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, why don't you move back in with your parents?
SPEAKER_16Uh, because I can't have my extracurricular garden. Fair enough. Yeah, I don't think my mom would be too happy about that.
SPEAKER_06You just gotta hide it. You gotta make it look like it's something else.
SPEAKER_14Put different plants in there and just hide it behind the other plants. What big them fuckers get? Bro, you know how big other plants get?
SPEAKER_16Oh yeah, I'm gonna have a fucking tomato plant. You could! Yeah! You could! Your mom's like, oh, I wanted a tomato plant. Why?
SPEAKER_14Give her the tomatoes. Why does it smell funny? Is the smell gonna rub off on it? Like you're not smoking it inside the greenhouse.
SPEAKER_16Resin. Resin will accumulate. It's it that's just how it works. Like, even right now, the trichromes are accumulating at a rate that means that they'll be ready to harvest by my birthday. This motherfucker said trichromes? Yes, nigga. Trichromes and TH. The fuck is a trichrome? Basically chromosome? I can show you later, but basically, it's like you never heard the term? Yes. You ever heard the term sticky icky when people talk about weed? Trichromes are the sticky. Oh. They are the I didn't know those plants were sticky. I like grabbed a piece and then like I did the thing and my fingers got a little like, oh, oh. A little sappy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, because like technically it produces its own sap and shit. And then there's actual like because it has buds, and those buds have to fill themselves with something, right? So yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_06I think in that case, you may have a girlfriend in a year. I'm gonna smoke her out and then just That's not where I was going with that.
SPEAKER_16I just think I just What the fuck are you saying?
SPEAKER_14No, I just think you find your own place, you settle down, you like find yourself, and you just go like fuck it, I'm gonna find somebody, and then you do, and then you're happy. Maybe. I see it. I can see it.
SPEAKER_06I think maybe you should try talking to women first.
SPEAKER_16God, that's so hard though. You have to be like, hey, my name is this, and you're that. Oh, that's cool. What do you think? I would never refer to it.
SPEAKER_08What you haven't heard of Big L? I would never call it. Check out the gram. Check out my Twitch. I'm Big Al. You just got two thumbs, it's Big Al? This guy.
SPEAKER_15This guy.
SPEAKER_06This guy. No, you just gotta talk to women. That's all you gotta do.
SPEAKER_16I know I haven't talked to women, but women are scary, bro. They make no sense. Why are they scary? They make no sense. I think you're in your own head. I work in an office full of women. Them bitches make zero sense, bro.
SPEAKER_06I think you are in your own head.
SPEAKER_15I work in an office full of women. They make zero sense.
SPEAKER_06I don't think you can say outside.
SPEAKER_14I met my girlfriend in an office full of women. Did the rest of the women make- I met my girlfriend in an office full of women.
SPEAKER_16Did the rest of the women make sense? Or did you find one girl that actually had a game?
SPEAKER_14I found a girl I liked and then I made a move. Or I made moves.
SPEAKER_06Tell me what about women makes no sense. I feel like people always say this and then they're just saying it to say it. Like they don't actually mean it. Okay.
SPEAKER_16So one of the girls I used to work with, she's like, I want him to like me, but I don't love him, so I won't love him back. But I want him to be in love with me.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. What's wrong with that?
SPEAKER_16Sorry, say that one more time.
SPEAKER_06That's a power play. Like, what do you think?
SPEAKER_16She wanted a guy to be in love with her, but she didn't love him back, but she wanted him to love her so that she can always deny him at any time.
SPEAKER_13Well, that bitch is fucking evil.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, no, I mean it's it's exactly what it sounds like. That makes no sense! It makes plenty of sense of it.
SPEAKER_14Well, that's probably not the kind of girl you want to date.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it makes plenty of sense. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_14That was just one of the nine, nigga.
SPEAKER_06You're telling me it wouldn't feel good knowing a girl likes you.
SPEAKER_16Not if I didn't like her back, I'm like, damn, that's awkward. I feel so sorry. Did she say that about you? She wants. Well, no, I'm not no real question.
SPEAKER_14I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_16No, no, though. I'm just saying, like, hypothetically, if John's like if a girl likes me and I didn't like her back, I would feel sorry for her. And I feel awkward being around her. Because like, damn, if she really likes me and I don't fuck with her like that. You know what I mean? I would feel bad. But in this situation with this girl, she wants that. But you're just like, she wants to be in like the high chair.
SPEAKER_06You're telling me it wouldn't boost your ego a little bit to know that someone likes you and you don't like them back.
SPEAKER_16It does boost my ego.
SPEAKER_06That's what I'm saying. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_16Boost my ego or like make me feel better about myself with two different things. Like, I would feel good that I know.
SPEAKER_06That's the point if she's trying to boost her ego.
SPEAKER_16Well, no, it's like I would feel good that at least I'm like, I'm not fucking butt ass ugly, but it's like, damn. Exactly. I'm attracting butt ass ugly people.
SPEAKER_06It's reaffirming the fact it might not even be a thing if she thinks she's butt ass ugly, she's just not into him like that.
SPEAKER_16No, she would fuck him, but she doesn't want to.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, I've had butt ass ugly girls hit on me before. It's like, I don't know, it still makes you feel good. Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_06I mean, it's a normal response, like knowing that you are a desirable person is a good feeling. I guess. I don't think it's that crazy. Give me, give me more examples. In what ways do you not understand women?
SPEAKER_16Uh conversation-wise, like, what the fuck are we talking about, bro? In what way? Like, I you if you've talked to me, I go straight for like deep cuts. I don't like the fucking basic, like how you're doing.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, believe it or not, most people don't do that. Oh shit. I am sorry.
SPEAKER_16I feel like most people do, at least the ones like go straight for deep cuts. Well, most people don't do deep cuts. I like deep cuts.
SPEAKER_06I'd rather that's what I'm saying. I feel like most people don't go for deep cuts. Like, that's not a woman thing, that's a people thing.
SPEAKER_16But like, I don't know. I feel like I've walked, I've talked to more dudes and just threw like a fucking deep cut at them, and they're more willing to engage with it than a woman is.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't get that. Like I I'd rather have an actual fucking conversation than talking about the fucking weather or like whatever the fucking Arianna Grande's doing. You know?
SPEAKER_12I don't get Ariana Grande.
SPEAKER_16I don't fucking care.
SPEAKER_06I mean, I get that.
SPEAKER_16That's why But I will say there's two girls in my job that are like guys' girls where like I can just talk to them about random shit because they're both kind of nerdy in their own right.
SPEAKER_06I was gonna say a lot of people are like that, but I feel like most people, especially before they get to know you, they don't feel comfortable having deep conversations.
SPEAKER_16I don't care. I guess that's most I'm more open than most people, I guess.
SPEAKER_06People have to feel warm up and build up to that.
SPEAKER_16That's what I'm saying. You can't just jump into the street. But I'm an open book when it comes to shit like that.
SPEAKER_06You can't just jump straight into how would you feel if you were faced with death right now?
SPEAKER_16Or like how would you overthrow the government in like six hours or some shit?
SPEAKER_06You know, it's not even a deep question. That's just like a I don't know how to answer that.
SPEAKER_16Like it's I start killing people.
SPEAKER_08I would shoot the president in Minecraft.
SPEAKER_06In Minecraft, yeah. I mean, that's not like I mean, what do you that's not even like a deep conversation? What do you think? Keeping a conversation.
SPEAKER_16Oh, I was sorry, I I feel like keeping a conversation going to where like I could build interests, I just don't have that like type of because the whole point of talking to someone, especially earlier on, is finding out what their interests are.
SPEAKER_06You're kind of bypassing that if you're jumping straight to those conversations.
SPEAKER_16Which is no honestly.
SPEAKER_06If you're finding it, because if you're here and you're just talking to this person and they want to talk about Ariana Grande, like you said, I mean, you gotta think about that. Like that's one of the things that they're passionate about. It's the same thing as like me talking about like uh Tyler the Creator or something like that. It's like, yeah, I want to talk about Tyler the Creator. This person is like really into Ariana Grande or Taylor Swift or something. It if you just like humor that at the very least and not shut that down just because you're not into it, that goes a long way. You know what I mean? Like if that type of thing happens, do you shut it down or do you actually? I don't.
SPEAKER_16I try to, but I just there's nothing for me to build off because I have zero interest. You know what I mean? Like, I I'm not I can't fake the funk for as long as some people can. I'm not a bull, I'm not a good bullshitter when it comes to conversation.
SPEAKER_06No, you don't even have the bullshit. You can ask questions. But like when I ask the question You could be like, why? What about her music do you like?
SPEAKER_16I'll say that's when I dig into that.
SPEAKER_06You go into that and you compare it to stuff about what you like.
SPEAKER_16That's what's uh when they bring up, I have nothing to compare that to. Like, I don't like when they if they're so like, oh my god, Ariana Grande, she got me through this, she's such a boss, bitch. Yada yada yada. So you talk about an artist who got you through a hard time.
SPEAKER_06That's what I'm saying. Like stuff like that.
SPEAKER_14You talk about it like you find an artist still have in common.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's what that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_16Finding is actually you don't even disaster what she listens to. Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Marley Cyrus. I'm like, oh, cool. I loved her in Hannah Montana. That was amazing.
SPEAKER_06I mean, you don't even like I I think it feels really disingenuous if that's like the type of stuff you respond to it with, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, I don't know shit about Marley Cyrus, but dude, she was awesome. She killed it in Hannah Montana.
SPEAKER_16But that's what I would have to come listen to her fucking music. I don't know if she's like, Don't say that.
SPEAKER_06That's what I'm saying. Like, don't say that. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, don't be like, dude, I loved her at Hannah Montana. Be like, oh yeah, compare it to something that you do like.
SPEAKER_16See, I wouldn't pivot to that.
SPEAKER_06I wouldn't that's why I'm saying that's what I'm saying. That's not like you not understanding women, it's like you're not understanding like how to talk to someone, you know what I mean? I mean, no, I'm serious. It's like it's a conversational thing. That's what it is. I don't know, man. If she keeps pivoting back, that's different. But like if you go into it, you're like, yeah, so you feel this way about this artist. Here's a similar artist I feel the same way about. And if she reciprocates that same type of thing and she's like, Oh, it's awesome, blah, blah, blah, blah. If she asks you questions about the artists you like and stuff like that, that's a good sign.
SPEAKER_14You know what I mean? That's from the case. Straight up just asks like concerts you've been to. Yeah. Well, what? Straight up ask like concerts you've been to, or just like, I don't know, explore more about your music taste. Yeah, you don't even have to connect it to something you like, just explore what they like. Yeah, yeah. And then you'll eventually like form a picture.
SPEAKER_16Like, it's I get what you're doing.
SPEAKER_14You'll find something eventually you have common ground on it.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I'm not disagreeing with that. It's just more of like because I was I was even talking to this about my older. So basically, in my office, there's like one, two, three, four. There's four or five. I can't like the the alcohol, the numbers are hard, but like there's four or five girls that are under 30, or like at least one of them's 30. And so we all have like more like common knowledge, like fucking uh Drake and Josh, like that, you know, like that type of like Drake and Josh, SpongeBob. Like, we have we know those things. And then there's one co-worker we have who's like 50, and I was talking to the 50-year-old co-worker, she's like, dude, you're fine. A lot of women at your age don't know what the fuck they want, and they're kind of stupid. And I was like, Okay, thank you. I'm not crazy because I've had more success with older women, which is crazy enough. Like women are like four or five years older than me. That's been fine, yeah. But like women, like 20 years.
SPEAKER_06Because your maturity level is higher than your age range is, yeah.
SPEAKER_14It's always so fucking weird when a 40-year-old hits on me.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, yeah. But that but that's also probably kind of where I'm like, I kind of feel stuck because I was like, because it kind of because like honestly, I've had more success with older women than women my age. I'm like, why is that? But you know, the majority thing is like, I guess.
SPEAKER_06I think older women are just you haven't gotten to that point where you're comfortable enough or they're comfortable enough with.
SPEAKER_14Older women are just easier too. Huh? Older women are just easier too.
SPEAKER_06What do you mean by I'm actually can you like break that down? Why do you think it's easier? How much time is left on the timer? Did you actually say one minute?
SPEAKER_14Um I just I don't really know why. They feel more established because I just feel like they're more established and they're more like approachable, I feel like. Yes. But also they're more straightforward with what they want. I feel like it's because they it's because they know what they don't want.
SPEAKER_16But you know what they do, I and I agree with that exactly. I feel like that's why I've had more success because I fit more what they want than what they don't want. 23 was I kind of want a trapper, I kind of want to thug. I don't want a guy that seems emotionally stable.
SPEAKER_06I think you're just talking to the wrong women.
SPEAKER_16It could be I think that's part of it too. Yeah. But I don't but it's like it's like what's in front of me though. It's not like I'm like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not like, how the fuck would I find and filter?
SPEAKER_06Wait, which women are you talking about?
SPEAKER_16Uh this girl had a crush on for a while at my old job. We were friends.
SPEAKER_06Continue. Next.
SPEAKER_16Uh this other girl I met through my job, but she didn't work at my job. Uh keep going. Like women my age though, right? Uh this other girl I met at a mixer, but like it just didn't go anywhere.
SPEAKER_06So you didn't talk to her after it, or like yeah, it just didn't go anywhere. Okay.
SPEAKER_16Okay.
SPEAKER_06Uh your main issue is that you talk to people from work. That's that's your main issue, 100%. Is that an issue though? I feel like most people from the time.
SPEAKER_16People do work though. No, a hundred percent.
SPEAKER_06Don't talk to a woman from work, it's a terrible idea.
SPEAKER_16Um, I wouldn't.
SPEAKER_06I'm not the best person that gets a lot of people. I feel like I feel like it's like different. I feel like 90% of the time it just causes work drama.
SPEAKER_16It's different. I'm not a drama person, though.
SPEAKER_06It doesn't matter, it causes drama. That's what my boss is afraid of. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14But me and her are very level-headed people.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Um, and also it wasn't just like we're co-workers, also went to the same school. It helps a lot too. Yeah, yeah. We're in the same like field, like of interest.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yours is worked out. Yeah, it's not like we're I'm not saying it doesn't like it never works. I'm saying that that should never be your first option. You know what I mean? Like that should never be like where you specifically.
SPEAKER_16That's where you spend the most time with people, like, which is fair.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's the whole point is that you want to find ways to hang out with them outside of where they're trapped with you. I'm dead serious.
SPEAKER_16What do you make it sound like so?
SPEAKER_06That's what it is. I mean, you're forcing someone to have to like communicate with you in a romantic way in an experience in a place where they have to like accommodate that.
SPEAKER_16That's what you're doing, you're forcing them to do it. Fair, fair. That's a different perspective. I haven't thought about.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Pour the little whiskey.
SPEAKER_14My girlfriend told me that um when she told the other co-workers that I invited her to dinner, they were all like, what? Darren's never invited me to dinner before. Like, bro, Darren's being picking favorites, bro. What the fuck? Yeah, they thought it was really weird and sus. So sus. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06They thought picking favorites. Like she didn't realize that it was like you asking her on a date.
SPEAKER_14Well, no, it was just, I don't know.
SPEAKER_06They thought it was I don't know what it went.
SPEAKER_14I don't know. Everybody else was just like, he's never done that with me before.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. What a weird way to look at that.
SPEAKER_14I mean, but there were other like 20-year-old girls at that job.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. I mean, still outside of that, it's like, is it that hard for you to believe that he's not into you?
SPEAKER_13I don't think it was that.
SPEAKER_06I guess. I don't know.
SPEAKER_14I don't know. There were times I've thought that my other coworkers also like me.
SPEAKER_06So I mean, probably.
SPEAKER_13Maybe. I don't know.
SPEAKER_06I mean, like I said, it's natural for that stuff to happen. You're trapped in a space with someone. It'll eventually happen. But it it usually is not the correct way to approach things. Um at the very least, not exclusively doing that. You have to like see how they are outside of work and stuff like that, or else it's just like emphasizing like, yeah, you're here and I'm just gonna like talk to you and make you uncomfortable.
SPEAKER_14How many is this guy's? I don't even know, dude. Uh lost 15. You lost like we did 15 to the first hour.
SPEAKER_16We did 15 to the first hour. So that would have been what 15, 30, 45, 60. So at least four. We did 10 minutes after the first hour. So we probably did we did five before we did 10 minutes. We did five shots before 10 minutes. So we're on what hour are we at? Two hours? We've done so we did 15 first. That's five, six, seven, eight, nine. We're like at eight or nine.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Like eight or nine.
SPEAKER_06Let's drink.
SPEAKER_16Dude, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_06You want to text KJ?
SPEAKER_16Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_14We're gonna bring all the stakes down now.
SPEAKER_06Oh god. Dude, I would volume it if I spelled him. Our roommate KJ wanted to get in on this action.
SPEAKER_17Should I just call him pretty fast? Call him. Yeah, texting probably wanted to find out. Hey dude, get down here. Bye.
SPEAKER_14Hold on, wait until I pee. I'm gonna pee first and then I can help him get all the stakes down here. Dude, that would be sick. You're calling him right now. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Anyway. Yeah, cool.
SPEAKER_14Whatever.
SPEAKER_16This dude. No, I didn't call it. Go pee. I didn't call for the calling out there. Oh wait, maybe I did actually. Hold on. Am I stupid? Am I done?
SPEAKER_14Possibly.
SPEAKER_17Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05Yes, I've been playing with it.
SPEAKER_17Okay, Bell. Hey Bell. How are you doing? Hey Peter. See you soon, Peter. Joe Biden.
SPEAKER_00Joe Biden.
SPEAKER_06Do you think you can do a Joe impression that doesn't involve saying the words hey Peter?
SPEAKER_16I think I went down to the bar at six, and I think that nigga was tripping.
SPEAKER_06You see how much worse it gets?
SPEAKER_16I have to lock it. Hold on. Because Patrick War Burton has like such a unique voice. Oh guys, I think I fucking lost my wife. Bonnie! I I I think I think she's high off of fentanyl.
SPEAKER_00Well, how did she get fentanyl, Joe?
SPEAKER_15Oh, I I don't I don't know, man. Oh fuck. I fucked it up.
SPEAKER_02Was that Chris?
SPEAKER_15I don't fucked it up. I was so locked in a job. I think a fucking cutaway gag into my own bit, and I forgot what the fuck I was saying.
SPEAKER_06This reminds me about the time Alfonso fucked up his Joe impersonation.
SPEAKER_16Hey, Peter! Hey, Peter.
SPEAKER_08Hey, Peter.
SPEAKER_16I feel like you have to start, hey Peter, like you're fucking summoning a stand. Like that gets you into the mindset of Joe. Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter.
SPEAKER_00Hey, Peter.
SPEAKER_16I think this nigga tripping.
SPEAKER_00Hey, Peter. No, no, no, Joe. I think he's off the game.
SPEAKER_18Dating a bee! She really was dating a bee, though.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. But that's imagine dating someone and a bee steals her. You know how fucked up that is?
SPEAKER_15Yeah.
SPEAKER_17How are we feeling, fellas? It's not gonna Darren. Darren just walked in. No, I'm taking my brother. He hasn't taken it yet.
SPEAKER_06God damn, bruh. Off my tip. Darren, how would you feel if your girlfriend was stolen by Barry B. Benson?
SPEAKER_14Who's that?
SPEAKER_16The B from the B movie.
SPEAKER_14Oh, yeah. We fucking pissed. Dude, right? Dude, the guy voiced by um Patrick Warburton. Patrick Warburton is the most normal person in that film.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, easily. Babe, babe, what do you mean you're doing fucking uh puzzles with a B? Well, his name's Barry. Uh, what was his name? Was Steve? Dan. Oh, his name's Barry, huh? Like, oh no.
SPEAKER_18I prefer artificial sugars. Made by man! I know it has an aftertaste.
SPEAKER_04I like it! He has a good one. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14He does a good one. I love the part where she's like leaving him for the bee, and he's just in the background, like, what?
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_06Jerry Seinfeld B.
SPEAKER_08What? What do you mean? What do you mean?
unknownI'm just the B.
SPEAKER_08I'm just a nice little bee guy.
SPEAKER_16I forgot Chris Rock was just a random ass mosquito. Like, that was the most random cameo. I'm here for moose blood, nigga. Chris Rock is in that movie? Yeah, he's the fucking mosquito trying to drink moose blood. I didn't know. When they get killed by the truck. I don't know there were mosquitoes. I didn't know there were movies. Remember the truck scene where like they're all getting wiped over in the windshield? No. No.
SPEAKER_14I haven't seen that movie. I haven't seen that movie in a long episode.
SPEAKER_16I've seen that movie like eight times. I remember that shit very well.
SPEAKER_14I already saw it like eight times when I was a kid, but I haven't seen it since I was like seven or some shit.
SPEAKER_16No, that's that's because like as a child, I was like, that's the nigga from Everybody Hates Chris. And like I put two and two together.
SPEAKER_06See, I think about him as Marty the Z, bruh.
SPEAKER_16That's also another big role. I love the fucking uh anti-B guy.
SPEAKER_14Oh, you little honeybee, you little bed bug.
SPEAKER_16The lawyer guy with the bed. Yeah, the lawyer, yeah. The big ass.
SPEAKER_11You little bed bug.
SPEAKER_16And then his friend almost fucking dies. This is like a random part in the movie. Just fucking they replace his ass with a fucking like fucking toothpick. God. To keep his organs inside, which wouldn't even work, by the way. Just you know, fun fact.
SPEAKER_14I feel like a toothpick is too big.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Verb? Maybe like a thumbtack, probably. Not even. That's too big, too. They're probably about the same size. No, a stinger is fucking tiny. Yeah, it's pretty small.
SPEAKER_16Probably like a fucking pen needle. Dude, but you want to cut the pen needle. Wasps suck.
SPEAKER_06I fucking hate wasps.
SPEAKER_16They're just like the unfun bees.
SPEAKER_06Dude, I'd just be sitting there minding my own business and they sting me for no fucking reason. Well, you work in a lot of attics.
SPEAKER_16And they live after they sting you, too.
SPEAKER_06Yes.
SPEAKER_16They bite, they don't sting though.
SPEAKER_06I swear to God, I got stung by three in a row. I tried running away, going, oh, oh! And then when I did, I hit my head on a fucking wood thing. I was like, oh, oh! And I was like running, getting more stung again. They're just sticking me like behind the ear and shit. I was like, oh, oh my god! I was like, dude. And then what I ended up doing was I fucking killed all of them. I ended up discovering it's very easy to hit a wasp. They do not dodge your fucking hits.
SPEAKER_16Well, no, they're usually used to being like not far. They're putt they're they're not apex predators, but they're pretty high up there when it comes to the body.
SPEAKER_14I took my hat off and I was like, Don't they have like no predators? That's like a whole thing.
SPEAKER_16No birds.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. Like they have like in the insect world, they have no predators because they don't feed any other animals. There's no reason for them to exist. They're that animal, right? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Well, say it's very easy. If you just have a hat and you go fucking, that's shit. Like, it's very easy to kill them, dude. I was like, oh my god.
SPEAKER_14Cousins can catch flies. It's crazy. Like kids, I used to be able to do that too.
SPEAKER_06You just usually, if you go above them, you'll know, like, yeah, they have like a body. I didn't know that.
SPEAKER_14But they would fucking my cousins would catch them and just throw them at the ground. They'd bounce and just die. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_16Holy shit.
SPEAKER_06I do that a lot of the times when I fucking like see them, I like backhand them out of the air, like watch them fucking like bounce off the wall.
SPEAKER_16Bitch, get out the way. God damn. I tried to do that with mosquitoes, but sometimes them niggas be a little slippery. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_06Uh did you text him?
SPEAKER_14I tried calling him, but did you text him? I mean, if calling didn't work, I don't think texting will.
SPEAKER_08Try it.
SPEAKER_15You never know!
SPEAKER_14Oh, I didn't start the fucking timer. Uh we drank uh That's fine as head of 10.
SPEAKER_16That's why I feel like the last two episodes where I drank this most was the the fucking anniversary episode in this one.
SPEAKER_14I just like don't drink. Oh shit, let me get the mic. I just like don't drink like this anymore. I don't know. I have like a beer or two every now and then, but yeah, something small.
SPEAKER_16My freshman year record was like 18. Shots. Oh shots, yeah. Damn.
SPEAKER_14That was a bad night.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_14I don't know if my friend saw me like naked on the toilet or some shit. I don't want to know. Bro. I don't want to know.
SPEAKER_16Honestly, though, I feel like you do get most of the drinking done when you're young. And the people that still like drink and go hard when like they're in their 30s, I feel so sad for them. It's like, dude, what the fuck are you doing?
SPEAKER_14I see a lot of alcoholics. I at least I did in the ER. Even during my like IMCU rotation, I saw a lot. Or not a lot, but I had a few.
SPEAKER_16Do they all look the same? Like, do alcoholics have like a certain like Yes, they have a look to them. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I mean, it's like, damn, bro, just put it down. But like they need it to like function. Like they don't feel happy without it.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, I mean, there's like a protocol we have to like treat them. Like instead of giving them alcohol, we give them um you familiar with like Atavan or Valium? I've heard of Valium. We give them like a cousin to Valium to like stop the alcohol cravings. Hmm. But it still gives them high or like gives them that buzz?
SPEAKER_13Yeah. But it's yeah, you can like tigh them off of it, and it's not as like potent.
SPEAKER_06Okay. There's no way to stop my alcohol cravings. Never. I need more beer. Hand me my keys. What are other Scatcast topics we usually talk about? Jeffrey Epstein. We talk a lot about Jeffrey Eppy. Jeffy Epi.
SPEAKER_03Jeffy Epy.
SPEAKER_06Bruceander?
SPEAKER_13I just we talk a lot about movies. Movies?
SPEAKER_14We talk a lot about movies and comics.
SPEAKER_06Who do you think would play Jeffrey Epstein in a biopic?
SPEAKER_16Who's the guy? Who's who's Peach Ball? Who's who's Palm Beach Peach? Palm Beach Peach.
SPEAKER_06We can't do him because he's already like the He looks so like him. That's what I'm saying. We can't use him because it's too hard.
SPEAKER_14If you would cast one of our friends to play Jeffrey Epstein. Ooh. Oh.
SPEAKER_16Mason.
SPEAKER_06Mason.
SPEAKER_16I think he can pull it off. I don't think he can pull it off.
SPEAKER_06I think we should do our friends because the audience doesn't know who those people are. Oh, you're right. So like a celebrity or a side. I guess we've had it on the show. I guess we've had it on the show.
SPEAKER_16Who's the guy? Oh, guess we okay. I guess we're having the show. That makes it a little harder. So I was gonna say if it was Tyler? Yeah. That's a good Epstein. Yeah. I was gonna say if it was anyone but like a guest we've had on the show, it would be that guy who does Nathan for you. He could do he could do a good Epstein. We have not had that guy on the show. I'm just saying if we weren't doing on the show like a celebrity.
SPEAKER_06Nathan Fielder would be a pretty fire Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, he took it seriously too. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, yeah. Because didn't he do the whole thing like he would expose himself for the children already and the cop would arrest him? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, he did that. So like he's already like in he's Epstein. I mean, if we're doing that, we can't. He could expand himself.
SPEAKER_14He made it in time.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, if we're doing that, we could just find an actual predator and make him Jeffrey.
SPEAKER_16No, no, you can't just do a predator, you have to do like a person who's a big thing.
SPEAKER_06Oh no, we have the Harvey Weinstein, he's cast off Jeffrey.
SPEAKER_16No, no, you have to get someone who's not a predator and make them a predator, or they'd have to LARP as a predator. And I feel like Nathan Fielder would be a good, like, like he already kind of fits the building.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you've got that predator look to you, bro. You you look like a predator, you look like you touched.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, put a jeans and a polo on that man.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, the fucking God.
SPEAKER_16I like Nathan. And it's so crazy that Jeffrey Epstein wasn't even just like a pedophile, he was also like an arms dealer. Like, that was like the main thing he did was arms deal. He would like literally use the children as a honeypot for scientists, and then he would just do arms deal in his like daytime. That's so fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_06Watching like an hour and a half video about his prison thing earlier today. I had no idea.
SPEAKER_14You didn't oh what did you learn? Like the missing tapes and stuff. The missing tapes.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I didn't realize, you know, there's like the the minute that was cut out from like the footage or whatever. Apparently, it was like found like a long time ago, and just no one's ever talked about it. I just didn't know it was really. Yeah, you can see someone walking was on it.
SPEAKER_16I mean, it was just like nothing was on it, but you could see someone walk towards where his cell is, and like you can argue that someone went to kill him.
SPEAKER_06That's it was literally just like them switching the shift. Like, it's weird that it happened when it did, but it was like the switch, the shift switch. Well, it would happen when someone switches shifts.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. Yeah. And technically, even on the tape that's with the missing minute, you can't see someone go to his cell. But on that missing minute, because Coffee Zilla did a video on it. You can see someone walking towards his cell. And that's all you see. Like you don't see the full body, but you see a figure. Like the the person, like the like the a half of a torso, like half of a body move towards his cell. And that's all you see in the missing minute. So it's like arguably someone could have gone in there and killed him. And you can't like deny it either.
SPEAKER_13I believe it.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_13I think he was killed.
SPEAKER_16I think he was killed, personally. Either he was killed or he had a body double. Honestly, I can see a body double being there. It's all like living in Brazil with fucking Tupac. Okay, think about this way. If you're an Tupac. What the fuck? It's one of those things where when you really get into the weeds of it, it's like given the current administration, the previous administration, and then the current administration when they were the previous administration, all the way back to the Clintons.
SPEAKER_14I'm listening, I'm just like No, no, I get it.
SPEAKER_16All the way back to the Clintons, like he got away with too much. Yeah. To where it would make like he's too much of an asset to kill him. If that makes sense.
SPEAKER_06Well, I mean, unless it wasn't the people in power specifically who wanted to do it.
SPEAKER_16But he's been doing it since Bill Clinton. And Bill Clinton, like I'm not saying Bill Clinton was directly involved, but like you like the same way everyone in Hollywood. He's like uh the same way everyone in Hollywood knew Diddy was a rapist. Everyone Eminem joked about it. Like if Eminem is joking about it in his songs, like everyone knew Diddy was a rapist.
SPEAKER_06Well, what I was gonna say is do you think it was like uh how Yuji Hanma is in Baki, where they have the president go is like, look, as long as you accommodate this Epstein guy, you're good. That's all you gotta do. I don't think he would be able to do that. No, but it's the thing in Bakke.
SPEAKER_16It was uh Trump got raped by Duji's dad.
SPEAKER_06Well, I was gonna say in Baki, what they do, the president of the United States goes to the next president when they get inaugurated. Like, look, the secret of America, you have to accommodate this guy no matter what you do. Like, I'm just I'm imagining something like that, but with Epstein. It's like no matter what you do, just make sure he stays alive.
SPEAKER_16Now, basically, if you follow the money, there's this guy named Umpaville and Coffeezilla.
SPEAKER_13They've been I've watched, I've watched both of them.
SPEAKER_16Okay, you follow the money. Epstein was doing fucking trading with Ehud Barak, who was the prime minister of Israel, who spent months at his fucking condo in New York. You don't like, think about it this way: Israel has a lot of knowledge about things. They're able to do like fucking pager strikes, they're able to do fucking Intel strikes on Iran and other places and like the Houthis in Hamas. If they're that intelligent, if they're that smart and they have that much like intelligence, why is the prime minister hanging out with a pedophile? It doesn't make sense when Ahu Barack stayed from past 2011. He was gonna make it in 2006 and 2007. Ahou Barack was with that nigga until like 2012, 2015. So he knows he's a pedophile. You don't stay with a known pedophile as the leader of a fucking country unless you know he has dirt on somebody that you need. And that's where I'm like, he could be alive just due to the fact that he well, like, imagine like the fucking Undertaker scene where like everyone's like getting too big for their britches, everyone's getting too big for their britches, and like, oh yeah, we're gonna leak the Epstein files, and then he just fucking comes out of the grave and he's just like, no, you're not, and that's and then everyone just shuts the fuck up.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Because like at that point, it's like, I know you fucked a three-year-old, I know you murdered a 17-year-old, I know you ate a baby. Like, the fuck are you gonna say at that point?
SPEAKER_06It's crazy that that type of shit was like actually supposed to be. They ate children, bro.
SPEAKER_16We just have to sit on that. Because because we know that that ate the morality scale, would y'all eat a baby?
SPEAKER_06No, nigga, I would not sacrifice a child to both baby if it means that you can like save a million people.
SPEAKER_16No. Uh no, I wouldn't even mean you can save the entire planet.
SPEAKER_06What if it's for the entire planet?
SPEAKER_16Like, the entire planet is a really hard argument to make.
SPEAKER_06Is the people think that baby's worth saving the entire planet? Is it like your planet is not a big thing?
SPEAKER_14I said I don't I don't think that baby is worth eight billion people. So, yes, I would eat it.
SPEAKER_06Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_16Like, is it a stillborn at least? Can I give one of the rejects?
SPEAKER_06No, it's alive, it's screaming and shit.
SPEAKER_16What they drank the blood and said it was screaming. Yeah, it's alive. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So I have to kill the baby myself? Well, I mean, it it dies when you put it in your stomach. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16So I have to kill the baby alive.
SPEAKER_06To save a billion.
SPEAKER_14Can I kill myself afterwards?
SPEAKER_06I mean, yeah, is that you can do whatever you want to after you die, I guess.
SPEAKER_16Sure. Yeah, soul for a soul, I guess. Because damn, I would not feel good eating a live baby.
SPEAKER_06I mean, yeah, I would not feel good. Yeah, I'd hope not.
unknownGod.
SPEAKER_06I don't think you're supposed to feel good about it. It's not the point of the hypothetical. If you feel good about it, you'd probably jump at the fucking opportunity to do it. Yeah, I'll eat a baby. Yeah. So fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_15Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_08No. The alarm went off.
SPEAKER_16Is that thunder or is those fireworks still?
SPEAKER_18I don't think those were fireworks. Cotch on. I think he pulled out his nine. Cotch on. Do you have the gat?
SPEAKER_16Oh, no, we actually have Detroit? Oh, we actually just have thunderstorms right now on top of the fireworks. I think 4th of July got shut down early.
SPEAKER_06Well, it's also what time is it? It's 12. Yeah, I figured it shut down early because it's not the 4th of July anymore. It's the 5th of July.
SPEAKER_16Well, no, they they go, they go into the fifth. They go, I don't think we really do. Yes, we went to the fifth. Every day is America Day.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I should go fireworks every day just to remind America.
SPEAKER_08And Lady Liberty, how much I love you. Lady Liberty, I love you. I ain't gonna lie.
SPEAKER_16Lady Liberty might not be the baddest bitch ever. Two and a half hours is a good stop in boring because we're at two and I think we're good stopping now, too. No, I think we gotta do one more. One more. Well, we're at two hours and 20 minutes, so two and a half hours would be the last shot. Two and a half. So you're gonna do 10 more minutes?
SPEAKER_0610 more minutes. 10 more minutes. Then we do this one and then one more after. Yeah. Yeah, and then we'll call it. That's fine, yeah.
SPEAKER_17We'll call it. I'm down for it. Yeah. Because we're almost we're like halfway through that bottle.
SPEAKER_08Fellow Americans, the Skycast is getting turned tonight.
SPEAKER_16I think Obama, I think Obama impressors are like my favorite impression. Like if I had to choose like a type of impression, like Trump impressors are funny, but I feel like just uh my uh my team has such a cartoon character voice. It's it's like Obama was the last like copy and paste, like performative politician. Because after Obama, we just kind of went into like shit slinging and fucking monkey like hijinks, you know what I mean? And politics.
SPEAKER_14That was still a thing during Obama's presidency. Like they did like full news stories about how he didn't want to put like catch up on his hot dog or some shit like that.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, but they were all because he was black. But now it's like Trump is doing the attacks in reverse. So it's like Trump is doing the thing and being the problem. Obama was just like a nigga in office, and they were just on his ass. Do you know what I mean? You're right.
SPEAKER_18He was Obama.
SPEAKER_14The last normal presidency.
SPEAKER_18Obama.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Obama. Dude, I don't know if I can take one more shot.
SPEAKER_13That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_06Uh, that's why we gotta take one more shot. Oh my god. Holy hell.
SPEAKER_16I'm gonna pull up on a fine shit in Houston.
SPEAKER_06You know my mom can't even know. You don't know my mom tell me what?
SPEAKER_16She was like, uh, wear a condom because them Texas girl has AIDS. I was like, mom, what the fuck are we even talking about?
SPEAKER_14What the fuck did you just say?
SPEAKER_16She said, Wear a condom because these Texas.
SPEAKER_06When are you going to Texas?
SPEAKER_16Uh next. I'm going to Dream Condom, my cousin.
SPEAKER_06Oh.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, I'd have the ticket.
SPEAKER_06And your mom said, We're a condom because these Texas hoes got AIDS.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Bro, we're in Atlanta. We're in the AIDS capital of the world. I know.
SPEAKER_16That's why I was like, okay, mom, I love you. Goodbye.
SPEAKER_06You should have told her that. Like, bro, we're in the AIDS capital of the world.
SPEAKER_16That's my mom.
SPEAKER_06I can't walk down the street without catching AIDS these days.
SPEAKER_16You know, moms are gonna mom. Parents are gonna parent. It's just one of those things.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, uh, Atlanta is just like known for being like very AIDS-ridden, a lot of it.
SPEAKER_16There's a lot of gay niggas here.
SPEAKER_06There's a lot of gay dudes. It's also the busiest airport in the world, so it has the most traffic. Yeah, that's part of it too. A lot of it's like a sex trafficking thing.
SPEAKER_16Which is really crazy that like you can just pay TSA like a thousand dollars and they'll let you like put a fucking five-year-old in the suitcase.
SPEAKER_06Who told you this? I'm not saying you're saying this like you know, like who told you this information? It's a good question, John.
SPEAKER_05Obviously. Like, yeah, you can just pay TSA a thousand dollars and let you fucking kidnap a five.
SPEAKER_16I'm saying trafficking trafficking doesn't just go unnoticed. I've looked on the TSA's X-ray scanners. They can see everything in your fucking bag. You wouldn't just know you wouldn't just not notice the child.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I don't think they're dragging the five-year-old child in through the baggage claim.
SPEAKER_16They're probably just holding their hand and pulling them through. But like that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_06They're not putting them in their fucking suitcase.
SPEAKER_16Because if you scream, I will fucking kill you before they arrest me.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, they just act like they're their dad or something.
SPEAKER_16Yeah.
SPEAKER_06But either way.
SPEAKER_16Either way.
SPEAKER_06Is that an either way thing? It is an either way. Okay, it's an either way thing.
SPEAKER_16Because even in Dexter, they bring up the whole like passport thing. Like they get these Russian hot chicks to like do strip club things, and then they take their passport so they can't leave. And it's like, yeah, you're just gonna have to like sell your body now. Sorry.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's fucked up.
SPEAKER_16Sorry now, sorry.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. Go suck that 90-year-old man's dick and bring me back his money.
SPEAKER_06I've been seeing that video.
SPEAKER_16Set Lana, I choose you.
SPEAKER_06I've been seeing that video a lot, and it's like that uh the POV you married for money. You know what I'm talking about?
SPEAKER_16No, I don't watch a lot of POVs.
SPEAKER_06Oh all right, dude. It was it was a TikTok that went viral a while ago. It's just like POV you married for money, and it's like this this girl, she like she made herself look like bald with like the fucking hair on the top and shit. It was like a POV like of her having sex with the man that she married for money, so it's just him going, she's like bald as fuck with those big ass.
SPEAKER_16I worked at a really expensive restaurant, and I finally I saw my first sugar baby for the first time. It was this really pretty skinny black girl and this nigga in his 70s, the old white guy in his 70s. I just looked at it and I just you know, it's just weird to look at it in real time. It's like, you're just fucking this guy, he's okay with it.
SPEAKER_06A lot of the people in the comments were like, Thank you. This made me not want to be a gold digger. Thank you so much. Like, you you've put me on the right path.
SPEAKER_16It was so because like you could tell, like, he was like, he was like, he grabbed her ass multiple times. Yeah, no, and like I was like at the restaurant, yes, and I was just the fucking host, and I saw the ass grabs. I was just like, huh? Yeah, and like she just smiled and played ball. I'm like, damn, bro, she is she is sucking a crinkle cut fry every night for that money because she was dressed nice. Like you could tell she had some expensive shit on it.
SPEAKER_06She probably paid for it.
SPEAKER_18Well, no, she's just a sugar daddy.
SPEAKER_16But I'm just like when you watch it, like it's it's one thing to like see it in movies, it's another thing to like serve, like put them at a table and hand them menus. Yeah, it's like it's like whoa, you're real. You really sold yourself for money.
SPEAKER_08Do you need help? No, she didn't. She was happy where she was.
SPEAKER_16She was happy where she was, man. She did not want to be any other place than in his fucking crickled up all.
SPEAKER_06But some of them do make it to the that's the shit my brother would say. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_16But some of them make it to the will, though. That's so crazy.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, no, I think most of them probably do.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, because the ones that spend time with them, their family doesn't want them anymore. Like the old person's family doesn't want them anymore.
SPEAKER_06I mean, would you want to hang out with your grandpa if you found out if he was dating someone younger than you?
SPEAKER_16That's different.
SPEAKER_06Yes, well, would you? I wouldn't.
SPEAKER_16I mean, I would still be cool, my grandpa. I wouldn't really be a fan of my fucking niece, aunt, grandma person. Whatever the fuck.
SPEAKER_06Why are you to blame her, not the grandpa dating her? Well, that's what I said. He's the one who's a predator in that situation.
SPEAKER_16I'll be like, yo, Grams, I get you don't want to bang fucking 80-year-old coochie. Fair.
SPEAKER_06But like, do you can't do it for like a 45-year-old woman?
SPEAKER_16Yeah, you couldn't like just you couldn't like take it to like where it's like reaching. 35 at the latest. Well, I can take a 30, like a solid 30 getting back shots. Sure, whatever. You chose that. Even that I would still be able to do that. But like, why are we doing like why are we doing like 22? She was at least like 22.
SPEAKER_06Like, you're telling me you gotta go for someone who's like borderline underage? I don't know, man.
SPEAKER_16I don't know, Grams. You take that shit back four or five years. You want a list, nigga? You already on a list, but you want a bigger list now.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06I mean, like, well, I get it, they're both adults, but it's like, why is this the one you chose? You had many different options. There's what do you guys have in common, bro? Plenty of fish in the sea. What do you have in common? This what what what do you want outside of getting your dick sucks? Dick sucks.
SPEAKER_14Sorchastic question.
SPEAKER_06That's why I'm saying I've never understood. Like, what are you really getting the companionship that you want out of this?
SPEAKER_16Honestly, what I've heard, I can't corroborate this information, but I what I've heard is just that, like, it's almost like the novelty of a younger person. Like, think about when you hang out with a kid and you're just like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's like for them, I guess for older people, it's exciting and new because they're so full of life and like they have so many like fucking ideas and shit. I'm assuming it's not just the sex.
SPEAKER_05I love you for your ideas.
SPEAKER_16You're so you bring a new perspective to things.
SPEAKER_05Yes, I mean.
SPEAKER_14Yes, but you can bang a there's a bad 30-year-old. I know, but there's a lot more bad 20-year-olds.
SPEAKER_06There are some 30-year-olds out there. It's crazy that you see all the bad 30-year-olds, and you're like, I want to go for the 20-year-old. What are you going for? Mods! This feels like you're trying to do like the the lowest you can go without it being illegal.
SPEAKER_16But also, what I've heard from like the women who are like talking down on it is because these younger women have like no idea what a man is. And so like the older guys take advantage of that and kind of mold them and how they want them to. I'll show you what like some late stage, like some late stage grooming is like they kind of like grab them and imprint on them before they can like figure out what they want from a guy.
SPEAKER_08Let me show you how to file your tax returns, huh? Hoorah. Can I get a hoorah? Can I get a hoo yeah? Let's take a ride in my Model T.
SPEAKER_15Model T was that was a good one. That was a good one. Thanks, bro.
SPEAKER_06I I'll be here all night, bro. I'll be here all night. What can I say?
SPEAKER_16Y'all, y'all ever damn we had a three- I had a three-day weekend. I don't know if we had a three-day weekend, but I know I didn't, unfortunately. Did you have a three-day weekend? Uh, only because I called out. Oh.
SPEAKER_14I got sick.
SPEAKER_06I was supposed to have a three-day weekend, but I specifically worked yesterday because I needed to get people AC.
SPEAKER_16Three-day weekends feel weird because I definitely woke up today with like Sunday energy, if that made sense. Yeah. I woke up and felt guilty. I was like, damn, there's so much shit I gotta do, and I only I'd have to go to work tomorrow.
SPEAKER_14I'm still a part-time worker, so it's not that that makes sense. And then I was like, I think I've worked like almost 60 hours.
SPEAKER_16I need to do school work tomorrow anyway, so it's not even like a school work.
SPEAKER_14Oh damn. Taking summer classes? Yeah, that's my last semester. Yeah, okay. Or my last technical semester. It's not like a real fucking semester.
SPEAKER_06I was gonna say, I mean, you're still doing school after this, regardless, right?
SPEAKER_14I'm gonna take a break for a semester and just get used to the job in January. That's real start again.
SPEAKER_16That makes sense.
SPEAKER_06No, I don't know. School sucks. Like school.
SPEAKER_16I got three classes left, nigga. I'm so ready to be done with this shit.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_16I can't wait. I can't wait to fucking honestly. I don't think if my mom wants the graduation, that's on her because I'm just gonna have them niggas mail that shit to me. I already watched it.
SPEAKER_06You might as well go to the graduation. Why not? I don't care. Yeah, but like why not do it? I because I don't care about it. What do you get out of not doing it?
SPEAKER_16What do I get out of doing it? But if you do care in like 10 years. Yeah, what if you care in the future? I wouldn't care in 10 years. I didn't care. I didn't care about a does your mom care.
SPEAKER_14I didn't care about a high school graduation one. Does your mom care? My mom does care. Then go to it. Do it for your mom.
SPEAKER_06I don't care. You don't care about your mom? I love my mom. Exactly. Do it for your mom.
SPEAKER_16She wants to see it. But if I do shit, if you as a child at some point morality scaling, do you at some point in the future morality scaling like she's gonna be able to do it? Do you do shit for your parents when you're the child and it won't matter when they're dead because you will outlive them? Hopefully.
SPEAKER_18What did you just say?
SPEAKER_16Does it matter to do shit for someone that you will outlive? Yes.
SPEAKER_06Yes. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_16It's your mom.
SPEAKER_06You say you would never do something for me? Like, if you know you're gonna outlive me like a year, you're just never gonna do something.
SPEAKER_16No, I'm saying, like, what's the point of doing something? Dude, it's like it's like a three-hour ceremony. It's too long. I want to John's.
SPEAKER_06What are you doing for like the three hours instead?
SPEAKER_14Gooning. I'm not even gonna fucking lie. When I was waiting for my name to be called, I was sitting on my fucking phone. Like, it's not even that big of a deal.
SPEAKER_06That's what's like there's literally no reason not to do it.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Like you're just like, oh no, I it's such a waste of time. You're not doing anything instead. I could be. You're not going to dude. You know you're not going.
SPEAKER_14Like I said, I got I was waiting for my name to be called. I was just on my fucking phone.
SPEAKER_06Like, why would you not want to have a unique experience? Because it's not that unique.
SPEAKER_16I graduated kindergarten, I graduated ISO. It's not the same. It's definitely not the same. It's all the same.
SPEAKER_06Do you remember your kindergarten graduation?
SPEAKER_1440% of Americans are some shitter college graduates. Like you're in the top 40%.
SPEAKER_16It's just some nigga saying, hey, you're in the real world now. It's gonna be tough, but because you have this degree, you're a step ahead of the other niggas. And I'm like, I don't care, nigga. Shut the fuck up. I hate you.
SPEAKER_06You hate this person? I hate him.
SPEAKER_14You hate the random like president of your college.
SPEAKER_06Why do you hate him? The fuck did he do to you?
SPEAKER_14I have hate in my heart.
SPEAKER_16Why?
SPEAKER_14For who? The random dean of your college?
SPEAKER_16Establishment, nigga. I hate the establishment.
SPEAKER_06So why would you not want to why would you not want to celebrate being out of it?
SPEAKER_16School! School's the establishment.
SPEAKER_06Why would you not want to celebrate being done with that?
SPEAKER_16Why celebrate it at all?
SPEAKER_06Why celebrate anything? What are you talking about? What do you mean? I could go full Jehovah.
SPEAKER_16Why celebrate 100 fucking episodes? I don't know. Exactly. I could go full Jehovah. It's all meaningless. You're full of shit, dude.
SPEAKER_06You're full of shit. That's why, like, why if you're so like upset about the school system or whatever, why would you not be proud of like being done with it?
SPEAKER_16Because then it's like I played your game and now I'm celebrating the fact that I played your game. I don't feel like playing your game at all. Then why'd you go?
SPEAKER_14Why'd you even go to school?
SPEAKER_16Yeah. You're an adult.
SPEAKER_14You don't have to.
SPEAKER_16Honestly, I don't know why. I feel like I'm it's it's a sunken cost, foul. I'm so far into this shit. I have three classes.
SPEAKER_06So you want to be done with it, but you don't want to actually like see the fruits of your labor before.
SPEAKER_16I don't care about a fucking ceremony with like fucking 600 niggas in a room sitting in a shit. I don't care. Let's take a shot. Rap it up.
SPEAKER_12Oh Lord.
SPEAKER_16Rap it up, rap it up.
SPEAKER_12Holy cow.
SPEAKER_06Oh I think when there's experiences like that, you're never gonna have again.
SPEAKER_14I don't want to walk outside after this adventure.
SPEAKER_16I'm done. I'm gonna LARP as bucky. I'm putting on my bucky costume.
SPEAKER_06You're all good. Like for this or for the graduation? For the walk. Bro, you're a fucking LARPer, dude.
SPEAKER_16I love LARPing this bucket. It's so fun. I'm not gonna get a sewing kit so I can fix the fucking gooch hole. Yeah, the gooch hole. The gooch hole. Like there's a tear at the bottom and now the gooch hole is out, so I gotta sew it up. I'm gonna learn how to sew, so that'll be fun. But yeah, every time. No, KJ knows how to sew. I need a sewing kit. You don't need a sewing kit.
SPEAKER_06You need a thread and a needle. I have I have neither. Oh, tear threw up. Well, yeah, you don't need a kit. You just need a thread and a needle. I have neither. Yeah, you just get that. It's not like a kit, it's just a thread and a king.
SPEAKER_16Well, the kit will come with everything, like a thimble and all that shit. You know what I mean? It would come with all the shit. When I think of a kid, I think of like a sewing machine. Sewing machine and a kit or two, I think. Kit's always manual. The machine implies like electricity. Kit's like straight up, like, you know, like those fucking like British mothers, like, let me just uh top you off, sweetie.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, man. It's really, it's literally you just tie it at the end of the needle, poke it through, and then that's all there is to it. Yeah, it's really easy.
SPEAKER_16Yeah, it's it's a pretty big gooch hole. I just need to sew it up.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's all there is to it. Yeah. Was there anything else that y'all wanted to say before we finished up this episode? Fuck.
SPEAKER_14Go to your graduation, dude.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, do your graduation. Stop whining on it.
SPEAKER_14Do it for your mom. Stop trusting. Trust me. Just dude, just do it.
SPEAKER_06This is the last graduation you can have the opportunity to like actually go.
SPEAKER_14Unless you want to go for your master's. Fuck that. No. Yeah, so just go.
SPEAKER_06There's no reason not to do it. It's just like an experience. This way, even if you don't like it, you can complain about it later. But, dude, I went to a graduation, but it like sucked. Like, then you can say that. I can say it now. No, you can't. You didn't go to graduation.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. I can say it just sucks. You wouldn't even go. And like, that's why.
SPEAKER_06No, I think I'm too good to go to graduation. Yes, I am. Trust me, trust me. Just do it for you. But you're not gonna do anything. You say you're gonna goon. Just just do it for your mom, trust me.
SPEAKER_17What you're gonna do is say, I'm a goon. What a goon.
SPEAKER_15It doesn't have to be gooning, all right?
SPEAKER_17It could be something else. What are you gonna do?
SPEAKER_15Sleep.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_14Go on a hype. Bro, watch the Marvel Rival stream. Watch the fucking Marvel Rival stream in the middle of your grad. Like, who cares?
SPEAKER_06But this has been a hundred episodes.
unknownWoo!
SPEAKER_16Thank you for joining us for these awful stakes. God damn. We caught so many bodies.
SPEAKER_06And consuming scat cast. This has been a hundred episodes. It's been going great. Two years. Two years of scat. Not but the cast. And it's been going great. We appreciate you for watching and listening. Don't try pickle steak. It's not good. You're gonna regret it.
SPEAKER_14But yeah. Just cook steak like a normal person.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, just cook a normal steak. Or make chocolate chicken.
SPEAKER_14If you take anything away from this, just put like some pineapples on top.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's a good one.
SPEAKER_14That guy knows ball.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. But thank you so much. We appreciate it. And we'll see you later. Bye.
